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Papa Theif
01-16-2004, 02:47 PM
Dear Tech Support:
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>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
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>distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
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>and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
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>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And then installed undesirable
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>programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
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> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply crashes the system.
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>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
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> What can I do?
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>Signed, Desperate
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>Dear Desperate:
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>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
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>Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
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>"C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" to download Tears 6.2, which should
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>automatically
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>install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
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>should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
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>3.5. But
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>remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
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>default
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>to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
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>WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly
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>CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
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>supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
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>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
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>memory
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>and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
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>additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
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>recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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>Good Luck,
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>Tech Support

CluckerChiken
01-16-2004, 02:55 PM
LOL!!

Gotta remember that.

Minx
01-16-2004, 03:29 PM
:assshaking:

Anonymous
01-17-2004, 02:46 AM
pffft...Im switchin to Linux. :snap:

MoocherChiken
01-17-2004, 05:00 AM
It's easier to get rooted with Linux. ;)

Anonymous
01-17-2004, 03:27 PM
Promise? :D

Anonymous
01-17-2004, 07:22 PM
:rofl: ...das purdy funny, duh hu hu

BlaSpHemOusChiken
01-17-2004, 08:55 PM
Goddamn thats a good 1!

Minx
01-17-2004, 11:53 PM
and the fact that its TRUE makes it all the more funny!

Anonymous
01-18-2004, 03:09 AM
yeah...a real knee-slapper :snap:

GuerillaChiken
01-26-2004, 11:45 AM
I wonder if my wife will think that is funny...

*pulls out creditcard and looks for phonebook with flowershop numbers*