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GOLIATHChiken
01-07-2004, 04:05 AM
About our ages....
I'll be 32 on the 11th, and you'll be 34 on the 14th, Congrats, Happy Birthday, and Congrats on your divorce...( I hope you take that funny like?).
Also, get this, I was in Federal Prison(from Aug96-March99) for just under 3 years (31 months and change) and went on to 5 more months of Halfway house, and you work in a Prison!....talk about a match!...LOL.
Oh yeah, what are you saying in that Avatar there? I've prolly already asked that before, but I dont' recall getting an answer or an email about it. So, there it is again.

Before any one else forgets, You get my vote for Miss Fowl Sexuality 2004.
Sorry Inno, didn't know you were "attatched" already...lol.

I know nothing we can say will help you through your divorce, infact, I don't even like the word. My parents are divorced TWICE. Yes, they remarried each other...don't ask me why?...But, anyway, you're a hot Chik, so I'm sure you'll have no problem finding some guy willing to take you out for Beer and wings, and toss a rock on your finger. Just make sure it comes out of a little Blue Box. (if you like Tiffany). I've found that giving women blue boxes tends to brighten thier mood.

I wish you'ed come out and party with me in Vegas. I'ed introduce you to my VIP friends as "Huntress"...they'ed all be totally impressed.
Only eat One Pound of that Chocolate, don't want you getting too Eroticly enclined too quickly and have you burn out on me...lol.

It's nice to see a Hot, still young, female CO, who knows how to handle herself, is qualified to fire a weapon, and who plays MW4 online with a Vengeance, no pun intended.
Every time you think about our divorce, think of some azzhole in MW:Mercs you're going to blast into submission....
If I don't get to say anything before your B-Day, Have a good one, and Be happy.
Happy Birthday, and Happy New Year, Huntress. ( Our NEW Chiken Goddess) (( the one I pray to before Homeworld2 games against REALLY good players, and praying for a betting Ping)),
Be Well =)

Anonymous
01-07-2004, 04:29 AM
:D

Anonymous
01-07-2004, 04:50 AM
Aye...BOW TO THE CHIKEN GODDESS!

LOL...j/k

Thanks Goliath. Should I ever make it as far west as Nevada...I will be sure to look you up. Im thinking that might make a nice road trip someday...on a HARLEY. :rockout3:

Oh...and the avatar is saying "But they're mine!"

outlawchiken
01-07-2004, 04:59 AM
is that you? :blob:

Anonymous
01-07-2004, 05:02 AM
No...my pic is in my NickPage though. Hope your not disappointed.

CluckerChiken
01-07-2004, 05:14 AM
Lol....pic in your nickpage...lol...yeah...RAWR...

BAWK

Anonymous
01-07-2004, 05:36 AM
i wanna see wimmin nipples

PherdnutChiken
01-07-2004, 08:31 AM
Uh.. does she know its blank or is she just saying we'll never get to see a pic of the real huntress? I'd put mine on, but I'm just such a damn fine lookin' man I wouldn't want the other guys to feel bad.

In any case, I'm quite happy to be in a clan where the men play wussy strategy and RPGs while the women go blow the crap out of things with giant robots and the children uh.. play games too...

CluckerChiken
01-07-2004, 08:40 AM
Its not empty ;)

outlawchiken
01-07-2004, 08:49 AM
ive seen a pic.................and it was good :horseshit:

CluckerChiken
01-07-2004, 08:49 AM
But if it was huntress.....doubt it ;)

outlawchiken
01-07-2004, 09:07 AM
that cluckster we may never know..*insert twilight zone music*

shutupandshave
01-07-2004, 01:19 PM
So who is the girl in your avatar then, because I've been ashamed of my love for you for a while...now it turns out it's not you.

PherdnutChiken
01-07-2004, 01:23 PM
'doh! I was looking at the old Huntress Nick Page.

BasT
01-07-2004, 04:24 PM
does it really matter what she looks like?
does it matter to peeps on a computer if shes got
double D breasts or wee nippers?, i think not :P

shutupandshave
01-07-2004, 04:26 PM
I can appreciate something beautiful, even if I dont get to touch it.

PherdnutChiken
01-07-2004, 05:51 PM
Much like Og and Thok learned about fire.

GOLIATHChiken
01-07-2004, 06:37 PM
NICE!





:givemebeer: :humping: :blob: :dancing:

Anonymous
01-07-2004, 10:24 PM
:P Y'all too easy. LOL

Incantation
01-08-2004, 12:03 AM
*wonders if hes the only one that hears the name "Huntress" and pictures a black widow spider in his head and suddenly fightorflight mechanizium turns on.* :disgusted:

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 02:48 AM
But if it was huntress.....doubt it

Whatever...I get sooo sick of these "are you really a girl?" discussions. Why is it that people with penises have trouble believing that people without penises may have similar interests. Yes...I have "boobs" AND I play MechWarrior...HOLY HELL! And on top of that, yes...Im told that I am attractive. Well...now it cant possibly be true. Decent looking blonde females DONT play computer games.

Somedays I hope that, if/when I get divorced...my husband gets custody of the computer.

PherdnutChiken
01-08-2004, 03:34 AM
He might have been looking at the wrong pics/art like I did at first. Never assumed your sig, nor your avatar, nor your other avatar was you. The lovely woman in the yellow dress, on the other hand: That was you. It fits too well. And for the record, I sincerely do not believe that there has ever been any question that you were a woman or that being a woman should somehow disclude you from playing giant robot/blow stuff up games.

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 05:47 AM
There is the "Huntress" account, the "HuntressChiken" account, all kinds of avatars and siggys and NickPics. Just to clear up any confusion...I will post a pic of me RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD. This is a one time deal...so click on it, save it, make wallpaper out of it, whatever. Here goes....
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy2/crazyhorsemwl/FYburb.jpg

Enjoy! :finger:

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 06:50 AM
i clicked on it....nothing happend :bang:

:D

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 06:57 AM
:banging: Maybe your clicker is broken, Clucker.

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 07:01 AM
Cluckers clicker is clicking fine thnx ;)

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 07:23 AM
Clucker's clicker clicked a cool critter's clucker.

Say that 15 times fast and go see a doctor if you're actually tempted to try.

GOLIATHChiken
01-08-2004, 09:02 AM
Ok, my stupid ass just Re-read my Origional post, and the word
"betting ping" should read "better Ping". I don't know how the hell it got how it is, but, here's my edit to fix it.
OOPS!

:crazy:

DruidChiken
01-08-2004, 10:03 AM
Personally i hate the phrase 'giant robots' when referring to MechWarrior.

A robot is an automaton generally remotely controlled or self guided/self aware.

A Mech on the other hand is more of a bipedal tank.


BawKk!


druid

PherdnutChiken
01-08-2004, 02:07 PM
The masses see humanoid machine and they think robot. Thus I use robot. But yes, you are right.

shutupandshave
01-08-2004, 02:35 PM
Huntress, I dont think people were, in any way, criticising you...your sexuality... or your gender.

I found the woman in your avatar oddly beautiful. I am married, would not cheat on my wife, and would not screw her, if she came to my house and asked her. I just thought she was strangely beautiful, that's all. No hidden meanings.
You're quite foxy too. GG

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 02:38 PM
I am married, would not cheat on my wife, and would not screw her...

:crazy: :fag:

shutupandshave
01-08-2004, 03:04 PM
uh
yeah
GG suas...

:)
I mean, I am married, would not cheat on my wife, and would not screw that girl if she....

thx Flucker

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 03:11 PM
Np, glad to have added to the confusion :D

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 03:13 PM
This thread needs less of suas imaginary wife.

LoneStarChiken
01-08-2004, 03:14 PM
ROFL @ Angel

shutupandshave
01-08-2004, 03:18 PM
lol angel...
I'd post a pic of my wife, but there are too many l'il kids, and those that act like l'il kids ;)

I dont want her being tossed over.
Perhaps I'll find a wedding pic when we're both together...so if you wank over her, you wank over me too...RAWR

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 03:20 PM
k..can we now go back to the regular programming and lock this already???

Anonymous
01-08-2004, 03:25 PM
This thread also needs less lockage. Locking of threads = :fag:

kthx

Snake-Chiken
01-08-2004, 05:28 PM
lol angel...
I'd post a pic of my wife, but there are too many l'il kids, and those that act like l'il kids ;)

I dont want her being tossed over.
Perhaps I'll find a wedding pic when we're both together...so if you wank over her, you wank over me too...RAWR

What you really mean is shes so large she dosnt fit on the page.

CluckerChiken
01-08-2004, 05:34 PM
Ok ok...stop the flaming people....
This is quickly becoming an all out "I can outflame you" topic.

Minx
01-08-2004, 06:08 PM
really... I agree that SUAS can be annoy at times, but you dont know him,..certainly don't know his wife and as far as I know, she has done nothing to warrant those remarks, so leave the innocent out of it.. besides, how "high school" a comment was that?
"Yo mama's (or wife's) so fat......." whatever.. if your going to flame, flame the person whose posting, dont go after their family.

AddictChiken
01-08-2004, 06:13 PM
"Your momma's so ugly she's only been married once!"

(Go ahead... ID that obscure movie quote!) lol

outlawchiken
01-08-2004, 06:36 PM
there is a size limit on siggies huh clucker... sorry suas :elephant:
no pics of the elepha.... erm the ole lady.

GuerillaChiken
01-09-2004, 09:31 PM
Oi! Let's lay off the wives! Most of you who were here before my previous vacation have seen my wife from our Baby pictures, hardly flattering.


OH! Huntress my wife is in the same line of work as you or was b4 the kid. She was a Corrections Deputy, and is now working as a Courthouse deputy.

BAWK!!

SoupChiken
01-09-2004, 10:23 PM
WIVES? I'M SINGLE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE NO IDEA CAUSE I DIDN'T READ ALL THE POSTS.


SOUP