since i spend most mahes uner the influence

[DruidChiken]

Do I?

[SmuttyChiken]

ROFL ... you just have to maintain concentration when you knock your chips over, then your rum into the keyboard, when you lurch to catch the chips ...

[LoneStarChiken]

Atta boy!

[MoocherChiken]

Take advice from Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat:

The Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

[SmuttyChiken]

Take advcie from your own SmuttyChiken ...

When a man grows old
and his balls go cold
and the end of his knob turns blue ...

When a fair maiden's hand
can't raise a stand ...

I think e's phucked ... don't you?

Mine is the shorter ... sweeter ... version than Moocher's ... :P

[DruidChiken]

perhaps i shud just give up drinking...

nah stupid idea

ok move along nothing to see here :old

[Stolen Chiken]

I dont know, I've always found silver hair sexy.. Im so excited when I spot a new one on Clepto's head...lol.. which he HATES.

[SlackahChiken]

How did this turn into an age thing? I thought this was a general indictment of his chemical dependency!?!?

[SmuttyChiken]

Just preparing him for when he joins the club mate ... but after all he did have an option to farm the Geriatric off in his poll ...

... so Druid started it :P

[HowlingChiken]

generally speaking chemical dependency and old age go well with each other as know one can tell why you're they way you are:old

[SmuttyChiken]

We can see that Howling ... you ashamed of your birthday?

Only 14 posts ... you should be spreading your wisdom more too my friend ...

Bawk!