4am

[Minx]

can't sleep, have to be up at 7, and sick to my stomach.. GOD, I love nights like these... and before anyone asks, no, I aint been drinking. I very rarely drink and I've never been drunk.

[bonnet|chiken]

My question is why the fuck aren't you drunk?

[Anonymous]

Cus Minx is a weeny :) (runs and hides *forget where I live, forget where I live*)

[Anonymous]

<warm smile> Pregnant

[DruidChiken]

LOL Huntress

U or Minx :P

[Anonymous]

Looks like it to me. ;)

[DysedChiken]

Tell me...is the rumor true?

Minx be preggers?

[Minx]

sorry to keep y'all in suspence.. we were out and about all day.. wow, the rumor mill around here is impressive!
No, Im not preggers... :alright:
But we're working on it.. morning, noon, nite... anytime I can catch him alone...You guys will be the first to know... ok, the 7th or 8th to know, but hey, I'll tell you before I give birth...
(ok, I need help... everyone pray, wish, offer sacrifices for a girl.. I have a son, now I want a daughter to complete my set...)

I don't get drunk, GUNSLINGER, because I am a diabetic, have been since I was 11 and never liked the feeling of when my blood sugars were out of control. That, and I don't want to be a drunken hermit who stays indoors all day playing computer games.

[Anonymous]

LOL I know Minxy...you know I gotta screw with you tho.

[Minx]

yeah, I know. thats what friends are for...

youre still a shmuck, tho... :assshaking:

[Anonymous]

Make sure your on top if y'all wanna girl, Minx.

[Minx]

LOL... the power position.. hell yeah..

[BasT]

the lazy mans position HELL YEAH!

[Anonymous]

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/asshole2.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/bounceflame.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/chinasmile.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/crazyeyes.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/la.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/magic.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/eek2.gif

http://www.rexpage.com/forum/smileys/blowjob.gif

[Minx]

lazy, nothing.. dont know who's been teachin you, boy, but they be doing it wrong..

cant go into details, Theif would KILL me.. but let me tell you, when I'm on top, he's anything but lazy...

[BasT]

sits round the camp fires and awaits the story! :pics:

[Minx]

you can sit til the second coming of Christ...
I know better than to post intimate details on a public chat board.

I'd get in BIG trouble..
altho tonight, Im actually looking for trouble, but I aint itching to cause trouble THAT much.

[Anonymous]

Minx, I think that's a common thing amongst women tonight. Every single one I know is on a tear of trouble.

[Minx]

is it a full moon or something,
cuz Im in a hateful mood.
a real "F**k you" mood.

not even chocolate could make me smile.

[BasT]

bet i could :alright:

[DruidChiken]

BTW nice sig Bast


:)

[Anonymous]

Trouble is now my middle name. LOL

[Minx]

Bast, I'll bet you could too, just not in the way I think your meaning.. :P

Inno, yours is trouble too? wow, what are the odds?

[BasT]

Why what did you think i mean?
I'm not dirty minded like some poeple in this clan :disgusted:

BTW thanks Druid Stealthy made it :D

[MoocherChiken]

Trouble is now my middle name. LOL

NOW?

It's been your middle name since *I've* known you, and that's been a few months at least.

[Pherdnut]

Whispering: "It's the internet. It's got them all on the same schedule."

Hide! :gunfirej: :hiding: :firing:

[Anonymous]

LMFAO@Pher

[bonnet|chiken]

*Watches as the women of the world castrate Phed*

What a shame, he had to open his big mouth and say something like that.

[MoocherChiken]

*wonders how long the poor Chiken n00b is gonna last around here*

Good luck man, I'd suggest edible shoes or at least socks. That way you won't have a bad taste after you get your foot outta yer mouth.

;)

[Anonymous]

Not that it's any of your business, but I am not even near my period. Why does a woman stirring up trouble have to be related to her monthly cycle or the schedule that's on?

[Minx]

damned if I know, I NEVER have PMS, do I Theif..

and my middle name used to be chaste... yeah, that one was a joke..

[BasT]

Mooch i'm gonna need help to hold her back when she decides to rip Pher a new hole..... i dont wanna do it alone, its like :bang: ....emoticon put it better then i ever could.....
eek!

[MoocherChiken]

You kidding BasT? I know what happens to those who get between Innocent and her victim. THEY WISH THEY WERE THE VICTIM.

[BasT]

yeah that why i wanted you, when she asks what were doing i blame you and run away crying saying
"i was used"

[MoocherChiken]

yeah that why i wanted you, when she asks what were doing i blame you and run away crying saying
"i was used"

Sorry your memories of Dysed are so painfull man.

Think of all the good times you two had togeather.

[BasT]

dude..... i was talking about us and are "thing"
:disgusted:

[Anonymous]

I think it's really good that the two of you can admit to the pain you've each had with your relationships with Dysed. I know that homosexuality can be the same as heterosexuality, and the love is very much the same as you would feel if you were speaking of a woman.

You are both really big guys to be able to admit your homosexual love and the loss you are feeling now that Dysed is with a beautiful woman.

[MoocherChiken]

Aye, it leaves a huge hole in this 'ol rum sodden heart.

*sniffle*

[BasT]

iTs ok mooch we have are memories,
but just to be not all the way gay, i wa banging a girl on the side,
but mooch my friend, loves the cock

[Papa Theif]

Oh the things I could say about minx. Then again If I did, she would be typing for me because I would have some........minor wounds.


As to why men blame womens' time of the month for their beloved erratic behavior; well that is because it has the possibilty of truth. Most men can't prove it because they usually make themselves scarce around certain peak day.

[Minx]

Dont worry ladies, I'll hurt him for you..

and as much as he is trying to distract me right now, (in the most delightful way, of course), that isnt going to save him from being handcuffed to the bed tonight, with whipped cream spelling out "Im a woman trapped in a man's body!" from his neck, down. His penis making the exclaimation point.

Now the interesting part is, he just bought me a digital camera for Christmas.... let the bidding start at $50... I need a new outfit for a New Years Eve party...

[BasT]

ROTFLMAO

j00 sir are pwned

[Incantation]

*would agree with Papa Thief about tring to keep scarce*

no since standing around when bombs go off, you'll just get burned for no reason for doing nothing...

[Anonymous]

Gonna work some overtime just so I can afford this pic. :dancing:

[Pherdnut]

I don't beleive that. I think women are plenty irrational without the monthly thingy. er.. that is to say.. 'doh! I mean!!!

:rock:

AIIIIIEEE!!!

:bricks:

[Incantation]

psychology 101

men's and women's brains dont work the same way

men have everything split up into different sections of the brain with most of the language on one side and logic processing on the other

thats why sometimes if we get rushed or really pushed to the brink the info wont all make it from one side to the other and we tend to studder... but we'll make perfect sence and fully logical

women have everything spread out into all sections of the brain so they have no problems talking for hours but it not always makes sence.

men = lean more to logical side
women = lean more to emotional side

[Anonymous]

:o My shrink says your ALL right :crazy:

[Anonymous]

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[PherdnutChiken]

Ewwww science. Here I was happily pretending to be a pig and you had to spoil it with science. I think most of that stuff is bunk. The conclusions pulled from much of what psychology and real science have discovered about the brain is heavily colored by culture and society and large, I suspect. Too many exceptions to the rule.

My basic take on PMS is that women who wine and moan and act pissy about it are just the same people as men who piss and moan about getting a cold for a few days. Some just deal, others happily take feeling out of sorts or under the weather as an excuse to make people around them miserable. That said, I'm going to go back to pretending to be a pig now.

[Anonymous]

Sorry about the last post, I just think a fish face is a must in this developing situation.

:beer:

[Minx]

Pher, not sure if I should kill you for being a pig, or skewer you and roast you over an open fire..

[BlaSpHemOusChiken]

Well! The thing about women and men's bain have been a proven fact. Simply by just putting allkind of electrodes on a persons head and measuring activity and stuff. So to think its biased... hmm

Have to find a chiken pic with electrodes lol

Bout the cranky part, well theres a shitload of stuff going on once a month, lots of tissue breaking down (and coming out eek!) which build up during the month. Hormones etc etc... Hell i'm no expert :D Theres 1 plus point though; somewhere in this cycle theres also a period when women are more susseptible to sex :elephant: The cranky part is prolly also the period when their not but they get nagged for it anyway lol

My final words can only be this;

No sea like a red 1!

[BasT]

that my friend is nasty....*shivers*

[Minx]

ewh.. thanks for the mental picture, BlaSpHemOus. All I can see now, are little "swimmers" lost in a red sea... ick.

You're right about the sex part, tho. Poor Theif has to stock up on Powerade and energy bars.... :humping: :hump: :kiss: :shocked:

[Papa Theif]

Energy bars on a slow day maybe, usually need an IV with red bull or something stronger

[Minx]

:-# O:) :stupid:

like my siggy says, ME!?! what did I do?

[Anonymous]

LMAO

[PherdnutChiken]

Electrodes may give undeniable results, but the conclusions derived... I'm a little more sketchy about that. Brain's a complicated critter that we are nowhere near cracking, IMO.

Uh... let see pig, pig.

Oh yes,

"Never trust something that bleeds for five days but doesn't die."

[Anonymous]

Nutboy, your prediliction for eating shit iz showing through. May I suggest that you keep your postz based on fact and not the unhappy rezultz of a tormented youth? You'll live much longer that way.

[Anonymous]

LMFAO! :morons:

[Incantation]

*looks over at Graceful and raises eyebrow*

*wonders who shes talking to* :poked:

[PherdnutChiken]

That'd me. Mission accomplished. :~

[PherdnutChiken]

'er.. that'd BE me. and uh...


:clubbed:

ow.

[Anonymous]

http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/em/ynowar.gif-------------------:firing:

[Incantation]

:hiding:

[PherdnutChiken]

Er Grace.. so should I accept that women ARE inherently more emotional and less capable of logic than men or are you just responding to my piggy comments. Please pass a note with your response through the crack in the wall.

:hiding:

[Anonymous]

"Never trust something that bleeds for five days but doesn't die."

Wrong thing to say on an open forum with post suffrage women. They are liberated now and have the ability to speak their mind with a greater ease than men, as you have pointed out.

[PherdnutChiken]

Spider Jersualem quote. A favorite, but perhaps less funny out of context.

[bonnet|chiken]

Women may lean more towards the emtional; however, such a lean does not mean that they are less capable of logic, rather they are less disposed to use it on occasion.

[PherdnutChiken]

Ick.. see I hate these things we keep discovering or maybe more importantly how they are expressed. Of what use are they when measuring an individual person. For instance: Why did they do that study on black Americans and how selective breeding may have affected their IQs as a whole. What possible beneficial use of this information is there that outweighs the potentially really ugly ones? To the science-minded, it's just knowledge that might advance some other course of study (what course, I have no idea). To right wing bigot crazies it's manifest destiny.

Now mind you, where education is concerned some of this stuff might come in useful as a lot of stuff is taught traditionally (i.e. so the average guy can get it), but it's not like the fraction of women that are nonlogic minded are the only segment of society getting the shaft on algebra.

I suppose it doesn't just bug me in terms of what sort of prejudice might come out of it but also how people start to secretly "rate" themselves. Guess I've just heard one too many people say, "I'm sorry, I'm just not good at that type of thing, because I'm a X and we're not good at Y." It's Brave New World and it's creepy.

Like astrology wasn't bad enough.

Grace, apologies if serious offense was taken. I have perhaps spent too much time in the presence of female friends who are bouncers, punks, and some who are just plain monkeyf'n insane. Hurling gender war insults back and forth as a form of entertainment is perhaps one I've become a bit too comfortable with.

...but damn I really miss those people.

[Anonymous]

Hey Nutboy, I placed in my state's math competition 6 times from 4-12 grades. Just goes to show you can't judge a mind by its genitals.

Don't worry, Grace is just being moody. It's her time of the month, but don't tell anyone, ok?

[Anonymous]

I gotta stop going to this thread...

[PherdnutChiken]

ROFLMAO Stealthy.

Yah, maybe men just seem more logical because we have two heads that we think with. Odd that it never seems to be both at once though.

Math with little head at age 17:

5 divided by MUST GET LAID ='s
uh...
uh...

MUST GET LAID


Note: If this Nutboy thing sticks, I WILL find something new to replace my avatar with.

2nd Note: I just got a digital camera and some pretty markers for Christmas.

[PherdnutChiken]

At age 28: Drunk + Body to die for + invited me home + 3 different kinds of antidepressants (no dust on the caps) in her open medicine cabinet + twisted sad stories she just told about how she got back at her last three ex-boyfriends ='s


:hiding: + regret about that lack of :fag: ness thing.

[AddictChiken]

Pherd-man...

Women are not more emotional, they are simply more open (generaly speaking) to experiancing and expressing emotions. Men tend to repress this (being no small part of our generaly shorter life span.)

PMS is either a cursed condition or a bad excuse... it depends on the individual, there is no blanket truth either way.

[Incantation]

Simple Algebreic Equation Proving Girls are Evi:

-First we state that girls, and obtaining girls are equal to time and money

Girls = Time * Money

-And as we all know time is money

Time = Money

-Therefore

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)&sup2;

- And because money is the root of all evil

Money = √Evil

-Therefore

Girls = (√Evil)&sup2;

-And we have finally come to the conclusion that

Girls are Evil

:bong:

[Minx]

ok, Ive never had this indepth of a discussion about periods before... especially with men.. usually if a woman mentions periods, then they turn up the volume on the Metallica cd...

and women can be just as logical (or non logical, depending on the person) as a man. We just let emotions influence our thought process more than men do. Maybe its because in the past, men were made to feel :fag: and wrong for showing emotions.
"real men dont cry" and all that shit...

anyway, if we both come to the same conclusion by different thought processes, then its all good.
Theif helps me to step back and look at something without taking it personally, I help him look as something from somebody else's point of view...

[Anonymous]

My shrink says all this math is detrimental to my mental health... :crazy:

[BasT]

what mental health Huntress, i dont they wrote that off a long time ago!?!

[Minx]

its ok, Huntress :alright: I lost my mind a LONG time ago, and Im as happy as a clam now! :happy:

[Anonymous]

Can we please stop talking about... ummm --------> .'s =;

Talk more about :humping:

[Minx]

why? this making you uncomfortable, Stealth? or just bored with the topic? :disgusted:

ever stop to think that maybe some people dont want to talk about :humping: ALL the time ? :crazy:

Does EVERY thread have to revolve around that for you to be interested?
:discussion:
Hell, I love sex, have fun talking about it, but its not the subject of all my conversations. Geez, how mundane after a while.

Tell ya what, turning the floor over to you.. you pick a topic.. only, it cant involve sex, drinking, drugs, or gaming... go ahead..
Tell us all whats on that little one track mind of yours.
:assshaking:

[Anonymous]

Does EVERY thread have to revolve around that for you to be interested?


Yes... yes it does :D

I was joking on that post anyways... :poked:

[Minx]

yes, I know.. and I was being sarcastic on mine, btw..

:haha2:

(why do you think I made the Metallica remark on an earlier post?)

[Anonymous]

I do not feel comfortable leaving without getting the last 2 posts from 400.

[Anonymous]

There we go :D

Happy 400 to me

[Minx]

congrats! :rockout2:

[Incantation]

14 year old... obsessing about sex, and drugs... a bit odd even for todays youth, isn't there like an age limit or you have to be *this tall* for these kinds of things?

Guess its not totally wierd we had the whole sex-ed back in middle school think I was 14-15 round that time

[Anonymous]

I never talk about that stuff!! wtf

Thats the first time iv really mentiond sex

[BasT]

mentioned it yes.... but how much to you think about it? as a teen myself i can safely say on behalf of Stealthy... He thinks about it alot! Stealthy think about shoes!!!!

[FunkyChiken]

I don't really have anything to add to this...