Happy xmas (war is over)

[shutupandshave]

The chikens I've met on gamespy seem to think this war is over, else they're not on the team for whatever reason, etc.etc.

So I guess this means the war is over?


AH well - GG guys, shame we couldn't get more games in.


Any "It's over when we say it is bs", please read "fine - start playing games you nubs"
Any "we won BS" please read "haha"
Any "you sux, and you have no honour BS", please read "we're all entited to your own opinions, but history is written by the winners of wars, not the losers"

Thx.

[DruidChiken]

LOL the best thing about all this is that u cant even see the joke :)


Nice one SUAS, lol


A wannabe you are ,and will forever remain to be.

Lol this is so funny it hurts :elephant:

Thank you once again for all the amusement you have brought to us.

BAWKKk!!


Druid

[shutupandshave]

Yeah sure I do.

It involves the words "chiken", "skilled" and "final score".

Thx for the amusement you guys have provided, and for the ru's we salvaged from your dead motherships.

lol.

[DruidChiken]

LOL,

U started this 'war' out of petty jealously of the CC, with out really understanding anything about us.

The Chiken Confederation is more than just a group of gamers, we are a family. Our strength comes from the fact that we are probably the tightest knit gaming community on the web.

We have a steady flow of people ever willing to join the fold and very leave us and If they do they always seem to return :)

All credit to the FC in 'winning' this war, i really hope that it does mean something to you, because it seems that your fragile egos really need it :)

But at the end of the day the Chiken Confederation will still be here when FC is just a memory :P

BawKk!!


Druid

[shutupandshave]

LOL

A family?

Incidently, most of your recent members are people that have asked to join FC and been turned down (from the HW side anyway), but that's a whole different thread, and I am not going to name names... If you want me to provide evidence, I wont. You can "win this", but they know who they are, we know who they are, and you probably do too (or am I giving you too much credit?).

Druid, whens the last time an aussie flew to your house for a clan meeting, or an American?

There's nothing you have that we want, nothing you stand for that we wish to become, and very little you can say that will stop me thinking the CC, by and large, are poor sports, bad losers, and not nearly as closely knit as the FC.

[Anonymous]

SAUS, they weren't flying there for the clan meeting, they flew there cuz they bet their friendz more money than that that you'd be short fat and full of zitz. Get the story straight.

We are a close knit group of gamerz, whether it'z a HW chiken or a MW chiken. There are no problemz within us that aren't rezolved quickly with no lasting memory of the problem.

Before you get your pantiez in a bunch, i think it'z truly a shame that you didn't let whoever you think would have applied to your GAN Clan in, cuz they are GREAT CHIKENZ!!!

You Fawking Dingleberry.

[shutupandshave]

Well then they lost their bet.
nvm.

I guess it worked out for the best, if they're great people. You guys are happy, we're happy...everyone is happy.

Dont knock it, if you're happy with the outcome.

[MoocherChiken]

Poor SUAS is going to go home and take all his toys (don't forget to include the 5" x 1 1/2 " crystal buttplug from Crystal Adult Pleasures). Im sorry we couldn't afford the 8" x 4" monster that you requested, but hey, we didn't get many donations from the usual suspects because it wasn't some deserving fawk from the MechWarrior community that got the award.

[shutupandshave]

I only got given the 2inch by 1/2 an inch buttplugs, I guess you kept the biguns for yourself.

[MoocherChiken]

Hell dorkus, I only purchaced them and sent them to your address. But I am truely sorry you "Only got the 2inch by 1/2 an inch", maybe next year the gods of Internet Delivery will give you your heart's desire. Remember you CAN be given this award two years in a row, and it looks as if you're a good headstart above any other candidtate for getting the monster buttplug you so desperately want.

[shutupandshave]

If you're going to start a post by calling someone "dorkus", I suggest you check the rest of the post for 3rd grade spelling errors.

The gods of Internet delivery are going to give me my hearts desire?
woot, your CPU power cable - and the various computer store CCtv camera footage as you repeatedly taking your comp to be fixed.

Why do you people have awards that you give each other? Aren't you "special" enough?

[MoocherChiken]

And thus the n00b is lured into the abyss that we call the Grammar Police. I'll gracefully (pun not intended) bow out to our resident forum cop.

[Anonymous]

SAUS, your grammar is horrendous.

If you're going to start a post by calling someone "dorkus", I suggest you check the rest of the post for 3rd grade spelling errors.
SAUS, your quotation marks are misplaced around "dorkus." Punctuation supercedes the importance of a quotation mark in all instances.

"3rd" is an improper abbreviation. In proper writing it is very important that we communicate through proper words. This should be replaced with "Third." "Grade" should also be capitalized because it is a proper noun when used in this way. Grades and levels are almost always proper nouns, not that you would know. I believe they don't teach that until after you graduate from Gayman Elementary School.

The gods of Internet delivery are going to give me my hearts desire?
Because your religion is not recognized by anyone but yourself, I need to ask you to qualify this statement with a reason that I should believe your religion to be true. Otherwise, answering this question is an act of breaking one of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shalt have no other god before me."

Though the internet was an abbreviation in the days of its conception, it's movement into the vernacular of common culture has made this an actual word. As such, there is no need to capitalize the word. It is not a proper noun.

Your "desire" is a possession of your "heart." In the English language it is important that we signify this with an apostophe preceding the "s" in "heart's."

Why do you people have awards that you give each other? Aren't you "special" enough?
"You people" is repetitive. Choose one or the other.


We could never be as special as you SAUS. If you need proof then just ask your mother.

[shutupandshave]

Idiot.

Check the spelling of the FIRST word of your post.

shutandupshave?

I pointed out the spelling mistake simply because you had called me a dorkus. I believe it to be bad form to insult someone's intelligence and display an inherent lack of it with the following words you use.

I am sure you can tell the difference?

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, you just weren't important enough to me for me to get your name right SAUS.

[shutupandshave]

lol

But important enough to spend 10 minutes of your life posting some pointless crap about?

heh, gg.

[Anonymous]

Grammer is always an important part of effective communication. Your misuse of grammar goes against everything the people who attempted to teach you through school stood for. You are showing disrespect to those people.

I am, after all, official GRAMMAR POLICE.

Don't be egotistical, you're just another fawk without a brain to me.

[shutupandshave]

Spelling comes before grammar, and listening to others, is the most important part of communication.

Learn to walk, before trying to run.

[Anonymous]

Spelling comes before grammar, and listening to others, is the most important part of communication.
Okay, here we go again.

You changed the complete meaning of this sentence with your misuse of punctuation. The division of thoughts misplaces a modifier and creates the new meaning, which I don't think is something you really intended.

Present Meaning:

Other people say that spelling comes before grammar and is the most important part of communication.

Because of your idiocy, you have lost the most important point you are trying to make.

Intended Meaning:

Listening to others and spelling are the most important parts of communication. They come before grammar.

However, because you are a bumbling fool, I'm going to disprove you.

It has been porven taht you olny need the frist and lsat ltetres of ecah wrod to be albe to raed it.

I did get the first and last letters right, SAUS.

Learn to walk, before trying to run.

What in the fawk is this? You've taken a perfectly good proverb and fawked it all to hell and back, even including your personal stupidity with an errant comma. You don't deserve to use this phrase. You haven't earned that right.

If you have such a problem with the way I spell your name, then why don't you go cryin' to your 'momma?'

You must learn to walk before you can run.

[shutupandshave]

lol

And dispite my misuse of grammar, you claimed to understand the meaning of what I was saying.

You are making points that are neither here nor there.

You're tedious.
You didn't mispell my name to prove a point, you mispelt my name, because you didn't read what was writen correctly.

Your grasp of grammar is at A-level, and although quite interesting to see the different uses of grammar between the UK and the US, you make the typical assumption that there is only one way to skin a cat.

In my opinion, you've made absolutely no contribution to this thread at all... Perhaps you should concentrate more on what you're trying to say, than how you say it?

The internet is a typed medium, and people make mistakes. Lots of people make mistakes. I notice a lot, and dont say anything, because I understand the people speed type. I think it's stupid when people start commenting on someone's intelligence and then display a lack of it.

If you're going to comment on mine, then at least spell your posts correctly.

If you dont want too, fine. That's your decision. I just think you look stupid by doing that.

Anything else you need explained to you again?

[Anonymous]

:toilet: ............ - OH... YAH!!! You tell em grace

[DysedChiken]

SAUS,

You know of all the people I have run into during my short time on HW I have to say that you are without a doubt the most egotistical dick I have ever seen. Please don't be confused by the fact I think your phalus is about as small as they get.

I think these "clan gatherings" of yours are a thinly veiled homosexual festival you throw because you obviously haven't the penis to attract anything short of a hamster in heat.

I imagine your anus becomes all a quiver when your mothership gets nuked and your monumental gayness wouldn't allow you to tell the world how unabashedly gay you are.

You probably sit up at night dreaming up ways you can pound on that pubic hair you call a "throbbing python of love".

You got so bent that Glad turned down your overatures that you couldn't perform and thus "your guests" left both wanting and disapointed that you couldn't show your prowess at hand to gland combat while operating your mouse.

Thanks for the grins wankstain. The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg.

Do us all a favor and get a life. Cause your fast becoming a boring FAWK!

[Anonymous]

LMFAO

I just spit Moutain Dew all over the screen

[shutupandshave]

Oh someone's riled up good and proper.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Do you have a mother?

Yeah sure you do, cos she's under my desk sucking me off. I think she just told me you like talking about the size of my dick so much because you feel ashamed about the size of yours...hard to be sure though, she has her mouth full.

Personally I've not really thought about the size of your phalus, nor thought about your sexual orientation, nor thought about your anus...but hey - you can talk gay numerous times in a post, then accuse me of being gay as if it's some crime.

If I am - heh? and?
If I'm not, heh? AND?

Keep your homo-erotic thoughts about the size of my knob, my sexual orientation and what I get up too, in your own twisted little world.

A bit of mud-slinging is find, but when you're too poor to buy toilet paper and own mud, and start slinging shit around, I suggest you spend less time slinging, and more time working your shifts at Maccy D's.

[Anonymous]

SUAS... Why don't go away? You will continue to be harassed so whats the point?

You are always on the forums for fear that someone has posted shit about you, and you think you have to back it up, but maybe shutting the fawk up would stop it.

[Anonymous]

The internet is a typed medium, and people make mistakes. Lots of people make mistakes. I notice a lot, and dont say anything, because I understand the people speed type. I think it's stupid when people start commenting on someone's intelligence and then display a lack of it.

If you're going to comment on mine, then at least spell your posts correctly.

WTF?

[DysedChiken]

I am sorry SAUS my mother is a fine woman and wouldn't be caught dead under your desk, let alone sucking on something she would be hard pressed to find with a electron microscope.

At least we know the truth about your gatherings because that was one thing you didn't deny.

Hit a chord? Hardly.

For the record stupidandshave its McD's.....since its a North American franchise I suspect I can say that with some authority.

Now you have come in here talking about your intellectual prowess and your oh so perfect grammar......WTF were you trying to say here?


A bit of mud-slinging is find, but when you're too poor to buy toilet paper and own mud, and start slinging shit around, I suggest you spend less time slinging, and more time working your shifts at Maccy D's.


In my more than four years of online gaming that has got to be the most handicapped tidbit I have ever seen come from a guy who has spent too much time wanking to porn than actually getting out and finding out what exists beyond the threshold of his door.

Let me help.

<engage ChokerPuff translation software>

I have no problem with you slinging a bit of mud. As a matter of fact the mud in my depends is quite thick at the moment so I seem to have steady supply. The only thing I long to do is serve all Chikens in my job as "Hot beverage Specialist" at McDonald's. Please Chiken have mercy on me because I was too damn lame to think of a real nickname so I took the only name I could think of "Shutupandshave". Honestly though I took the name because my gay lover doesn't want to talk to me anymore and finds that my overgrown pubic region gets in the way of our love making so I must make myself all bald and smooth like a freshy done thirteen old boy at a Micheal Jackson concert.

<disengage ChokerPuff translation software>

You are a pathetic lil man SAUS. But you are good for a grin.

[shutupandshave]

Stealthy, I enjoy the forums, they make me laugh.

WTF?

I'm laughing right now.

I'll let graceful explain it, if she can bothered.
She's so much better with words than me.

[shutupandshave]

Is that what your clan is reduced too.

Grammar checks?

lol



[04:28:53] <XXXXXXX> chiken used to be my dream-clan
[04:28:59] <XXXXXXX> but they have gone to shit

I think that kind of sums it up, dont you?

[Anonymous]

I hope you die... really soon...

:dancing:

[DysedChiken]

How bout we get to rating your worthiness as the intelectual you think you are...

I hereby certify you the lamest of the internet.

I mean realy. You scream like a stuck pig when Glad rats you and your tendecies out and you post that?

I don't think I was getting on your grammer there. I just need a translation. That was the stupidest piece of work I have ever read.

I have had a mickey out of the fact you are afraid to be gay and show it. Save us all the trouble jump out of the closet. Tell the truth you sprouted wood at the thought of someone talking about your anus quivering?

One thing for the record though. I like most of the FC people I have had the pleasure of playing....you.....leave wishing I hadn't met them. What is up with that?

But whatever you do....QUIT BORING ME TO TEARS!

[shutupandshave]

If those spelling mistakes were deliberate, that's quite amusing, if not, well it's still quite amusing.

Wtf is your obsession with homosexuality?

I mean, cool if you are, cool if you're not.
Why care?
This is the internet...not a knocking shop.

[Anonymous]

I find it funny that you think you have all the support in the world, when once in a while you can find or make up a quote of someone saying the Chikens "sux"

[shutupandshave]

That took a few reads.

No I dont think I have all the support in the world, I just found it poignant.

The point is stealthy, that the only non FC I've spoken to about this, who isn't a great friend of mine, in fact someone that used to harbour a lot of dislike for me has almost identical views as myself.

[Anonymous]

sure...

[Incantation]

its not my fight/place and I dont know what caused this argument but might I suggest just leaving him be... its painfully apparent hes feeding off your replys to him and the more you post the more he/she/it will :clubbed:

[shutupandshave]

Believe what you will.
Ignorance is bliss apparently... (waits for it)

[MoocherChiken]

That took a few reads.

No I dont think I have all the support in the world, I just found it poignant.

The point is stealthy, that the only non FC I've spoken to about this, who isn't a great friend of mine, in fact someone that used to harbour a lot of dislike for me has almost identical views as myself.

It's a small world with Octo, isn't it?

Cheers!

[DysedChiken]

Yes but you still haven't answered the simple moral question. You screamed foul when Glad posted the contents of your PM. You on the otherhand seem to feel its ok to breed discension by the fact you posted someones IRC to you.

You sir, are a despicable lil man with a serious case of double standard.

You claim your virtuous and better than the rest of us yet you shleep crap out of whatever orfice and claim "oh it was in fun".

You need to really do something more than examine the lint gathering in your bellybutton and really consider your actions before you even set foot on moral high ground pal.

[shutupandshave]

lol
not octo no.


Incidently Incantation, yup you're quite right.

A GG was what I was hoping for, after the war, as the HW2 FC and HW2 Chiks had some damned good games.

MechaChiks seem to be taking this a little hard though.

[shutupandshave]

dysed, did it occur to you that
1) this wasn't a PM
2) this was a public channel
3) permission was asked.

You're really fucking stupid, and I dont think you're even trying yet.

[shutupandshave]

Outlaw: Another idiot I guess.

I wasn't correcting people's grammar, that was one of your lot.

Edit: must've realised his mistake and deleted the post.
GG
...waits for the "he made three posts in a row comments"

[Anonymous]

SAUS, do you bite on every single thing that'z thrown your way? Poor idiot, you'll be here all week hanging on our every word.

Dip.

[PherdnutChiken]

See? Like I said. Looks like it went from fun to bitchy. Just read read the early posts on that You guys Sux thread and watch it deevolve. Lame.

Anyhoo, I seem to lack the forum crawling skills to figure out the rules/conditions to this war thingy to know whether it's truly over or not yet, but I'm still up for kicking FC ass when I get back home and have had a few games to readjust to the patch.

Where TF are Nemi, GOL, and 'Rilla anyway? Do they only post once a month? Do they have LIVES?! Want to talk to some people about the changes in the game as I cannot play for another >twitch< 4-5 days. :(

[shutupandshave]

In the same way that dysed seems to be amused by homosexuality and you seem to be amused by pedanticity, I am amused by chikens.

nothing more, nothing less.

I'm waiting for someone with something to say to make some good points...

[Anonymous]

Here's a good point. This thread is locked. Any further arguments on this matter in any of the other threads will result in votes by our council on whether or not you will be banned from this forum.

This goes for EVERYONE. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but this is far enough people.