Oh boy

[Anonymous]

:beer: oh GOD Scowler :drinking:

[Anonymous]

BAWK Good Luck Huntress :greenjump:

(iv become obsessed with the green jumpers)

[Anonymous]

LOL Good luck Huntress. Major BAWK!

[Anonymous]

Oh, I'm not God, but I will answer to that at the right moments. LMAO

[Anonymous]

ooooooh Scowler baby. :drinking: heheeeee. owwww YAAAA

[Anonymous]

Not once voted that, but twice. Take a hint council.

[DruidChiken]

BawK!! Huntress,

Your application is with the council.

And dont forget the bribes for the Cookie Troll :)


Druid

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

Good luck CauldyWench!

[LoogieChiken]

BAWK Huntress - Good Luck with the app.

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

good luck huntress

[LoogieChiken]

Good game on snowbound today Huntress... Got a bit annoyed at that fella monaing about ndb.. just annoys me when people cant just say good kill when they die and get on with it.

[Anonymous]

best of luck to you Huntress..

[Anonymous]

Thanks Loogie. And thanks all for the luck!

(even if they dont vote me in...IM STAYING FOR THE EMOTICONS!) :givemebeer: :rockout3: :smoke:

[Anonymous]

LOL I can't tell you how the vote is going so far, but there's bidding going on for nudies of you in the private forums. I'm high bidder so far. ;)

[MoocherChiken]

Not anymore frilly britches.

[Anonymous]

Hey now, you know how much I like those "wimmin nipples" so BACK OFF!!!

[MoocherChiken]

Hey, you've never got into a porn war (on the forums) with Chunky, so YOU BACK OFF!

[Anonymous]

No, but naked pictures of you have never been posted on the Chiken Forum, so YOU BACK OFF!!!

[MoocherChiken]

And THANK GAWD for that. Besides, I got more nudies of women mechy players than you do, so I get first choice as the expert in the field.

[Anonymous]

Oh, but I see a nude woman Mechy player every day. Do you?

BACK THE HELL OFF!!!

[MoocherChiken]

I didn't want to do this but....

Back off or I'll post the recordings of You snoring. Scowler made one ya know...

[Anonymous]

I'm glad you found out what I do in bed somewhere, cause it certainly wasn't from sharing it. :)

[MoocherChiken]

AYE, and thank FAWK I don't have to. I'd have to go to bed with mah willie wrapped in platemail for fear of someone's sharp knives.

[Anonymous]

First of all, it's chainmail. Second of all, why wouldn't I stab you if I found you in bed with me?

[MoocherChiken]

True, I'd stab you too, but that's a different story. No, I'd not trust regular chainmail for that kind of protection. You're MEAN.

[Anonymous]

You're cut off for life, three times. How do you think you'd manage that?

[MoocherChiken]

THREE times? Good lord, I thought we were working on the AFTERlife.

[Anonymous]

We are.

[MoocherChiken]

I thought after the second time we were working on the afterlife, so how'd I get to three?

[Anonymous]

Whether you have sex in hell is between you and the gay devil you'll be staying with. I can only control this life.

[MoocherChiken]

HEY, don't talk about Dysed that way! He's a little angel. YOU'RE the devil, I have proof.

[Anonymous]

:pics:

[Anonymous]

Look closely at my avatar dorkus. :P

[MoocherChiken]

Hey wench, at least you acknowledge it. That's the first step towards recovery.

[Anonymous]

You couldn't have said it any better Huntress, but the bidding isn't over yet. :)

[Anonymous]

LOL, cant you guys settle this on MSN? :discussion:

[Anonymous]

Umm Huntress... "ScowlerChikens Babe"

I do not think Graceful will like that LOL

[Anonymous]

ROFL It'z ok Stealthy, I only joined the chikenz for you. Forget scowndrel, show me some lovin' kiddo.

BAWK

WELCOME TO THE COOP HUNTRESS!!!

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the welcome. Hey Gracful...how about we ditch Stealth and Scowndrel and make our OWN fun?

:pimping: <---Scowndrel

[Anonymous]

SurgiLube, the preferred lubricant of nude twister players everywhere.

Careful or you'll turn innocent on more. LMAO

[Anonymous]

ONE game of naked, lubed twister and I'll never live it down!

:love: <---drunk

not drunk---> :fingers:

[Anonymous]

That's right, you can flip me off all you want to, but I'll always have my memories.......

Oh the heat, the sweat, the struggling......

[Anonymous]

:banging: Thank goodness I only drink once in a while.

:rockout3: I wanna have memories next time too!

[Anonymous]

We can do it again anytime lil' lady. ;)

[Anonymous]

Scowndrel: MSN, NOW. :humping:

[Anonymous]

:smoke:

[Anonymous]

We regret to inform you that your son, Scowler, died while performing a great service to the Chiken Confederation. It appears that the alien drained the life completely out of him.

Didn't this used to be a recruiting thread? Ahhhh, who cares. :)

[Anonymous]

oh boy...HELLO CHIKENS! :rockout3:

[Anonymous]

Moocher, they re-hijacked our hijacked thread, and did a better job of it. :(

LMLAO

[MoocherChiken]

We're loosing our touch babe.

LMFAO

[Anonymous]

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm still the high bidder for her nudies. ;)

[CluckerChiken]

BAWK AND HI AND SUCH!!

Now...where's the beer? :drinking:

[DruidChiken]

LOL Huntress.

(Druid puts his official Chiken hat on)

BawKk!! and welcome to the coop.

Please make your donation to the cookie troll and dont loose the keys to ladies loo!!!!!!


All new Chikens go through a 3 week probation after which access will be granted to all of the secure forums (except cloud 9, cos u might wake up LoneStar) :)

So please register on the Chiken MWL Roster, i am sure if you MSN any Chikens they will be more than willing to give u our top secret password. :blob:


Druid

[Anonymous]

LOL she's been on the roster for a while now druid, check the MWL forums for the spamming there

[Anonymous]

Needs moar Spam!!
Welcome to the CC Huntress. I am going to hijack your Avatar, btw :)

[DruidChiken]

See im always out of touch :P

[Anonymous]

Thanks Druid... :winknkiss:

Oh, and Scowndrel...I think they are trying to take my thread away again. SCOWNDREL!~ :snap:

[Anonymous]

Shhh, Scowndrel is sleeping. Let's not wake up the nooby pervert. hehehe

[GladiatorChiken]

BawK!!

Welcome to the coup Huntress 8-[

[Anonymous]

LOL @ "coup" :gunfirej:

[Anonymous]

You should be so honoured that he added his personal colour to the conversation and spelled it his very favourite way. :p

[Anonymous]

I am deeply honoured. I have a thing for Druids you know... [-o<

[Anonymous]

LOL I was tempted to trash the MWL forum at the same time you were trashing it. Only reason I didn't is that I was trashing the MechWarriors Lounge.

[Anonymous]

Lounge?

[Anonymous]

It's closed down now girl, but that flameward......

I've been called everything you can imagine in there and earned most of it. LMLAO

[MoocherChiken]

It's closed down now girl, but that flameward......

I've been called everything you can imagine in there and earned most of it. LMLAO

Only MOST of it?

[Anonymous]

Are you challenged by my sexuality in such a manner that you feel the need to insult me publically?

And to think that I thought you were cool since you're openly gay...

LMLAO

[MoocherChiken]

... you're openly gay...

You drove me to it.

[Anonymous]

I knew you couldn't handle my sexuality dorkus.

[Fanatic]

Bawk!

Where is all this leading to if i might ask? It's fun to read for a while, but it is not escalating in the directions I would like to see it to. Way to much foreplay and you gals wil be tired before you even get started! Get on to it gals!

Oh and Mooch, you might feel like one, but ur not, so stay out of it!

Fanatic

[Anonymous]

LMAO...hmmm

Fanatic...dont rush a good thing.

[Anonymous]

InnocentChiken says:
I have a question for you. LOL
DeadSet says:
lol, yes?
InnocentChiken says:
were Scowler and Huntress cybering on your server?
DeadSet says:
Hmmm, yup

[Anonymous]

Well, I dont remember it...so it could NOT have happened. :F

Oh...and Mooch. Dont trouble your gay self too much. Innocent couldnt handle MY sexuality either...MWAHAHAA :winknkiss:

[Anonymous]

ROFL It'z ok Stealthy, I only joined the chikenz for you. Forget scowndrel, show me some lovin' kiddo.

:hump: :love: :pimpdaddy: :greenjump: :goofy:

[Anonymous]

That's ok Huntress, I brought friends. ;)

WE'll handle it just fine. LMLAO

[Anonymous]

Bring it. Just dont pee in my boots. :potty:

[BasT]

Inno, she coming onto you?
:alright:
its ok i had 1 of them once
hehe... :fag:
I told him where 2 stuff it, and i tell ya something
it wasnt anywhere near me!
and angel has never bothered me since :)

[Fanatic]

LOL

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

hey huntress i prefered the other siggy you had with the*Scowler Rulez BUT Gladiator is SEXY * \:D/

[Anonymous]

Bast...im not a lesbian, I am Bi-sexual. If men understood women then there would be no need for "BI-SEXUAL." :haha:

And Gladiator...I saw your pics and yes, YOU ARE DAMN SEXY.

[Anonymous]

BAWK

It'z brought now. I've been waiting for this, if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous]

MSN. NOW. :winknkiss:

[Anonymous]

Whooops...hehe :banging:

Got a bit excited there. That "guest" is me.

[Anonymous]

And Gladiator...I saw your pics and yes, YOU ARE DAMN SEXY.

How does he do it??? Is it his looks or it his accent?

I can't decide

Maybe "bahtle" is a sexy way of saying battle LOL

:huh:

P.S. Nice siggy grace :blob:

[Anonymous]

Thankz stealth, it'z for you.

[Anonymous]

:love: :happy: :tongue:

[Anonymous]

Glad is just damn sexy looking. And oh...that accent. I just MELT! :flames:

[Anonymous]

Glads too good for you

[Anonymous]

Stealth, Grace is too good for you, she's MINE!!!

[Anonymous]

LOL...who's your MOMMA? :fag: Your both MINE!

[Z-Chiken]

What the hell did I just walk into?! And where is the popcorn???

[Anonymous]

Get out while you can!

[Anonymous]

There is no "getting out." MWAHAHAA :twisted:

[BasT]

i'm with Z on this 1,
bro pass the popcorn!
BTW its a damn known fact that Scot, Irish, and Welsh accents rule all, with no exceptions...
Me been irish, i know this :)

[DruidChiken]

BawKK!!

Celtic Pride :)

[Anonymous]

Tell me about it. Instead of saying "Am I in yet?" the new question is "Am I out yet?"

LMAO

Keep it coming, this is the most fun I've had since I got in trouble for lifting a skirt in 8th grade.

[BasT]

dude in 8th grade, girls were taken there skirts off.... my generation rules! if ya dont have sex by the age of 16 theres something wrong with you! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
Ahhh i'll never forget the first time..... man i wish i was 15again

[Anonymous]

whoa...I was 13. And once I started...I never stopped! :humping:

7,653 days and counting!

[Anonymous]

My first time was when I was 14. 8th Grade. Same girl who had her skirt lifted by me and her cooch touched, which was prompted by a teacher walking into the room and saying "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?" Parents were called, meetings were had. I masturbated her daily in English Class and started mowing her lawn (literally and figuratively) only on the days her parents went to the grocery store.

I'm not quite up there in the days count with you Huntress, but I have a headboard that needs some notches, wanna help?

[Z-Chiken]

I am still a virgin.....
















....oops! I mean cancer. Damn, I allways get my starsigns wrong!

:P

[BlaSpHemOusChiken]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! This is bad for my hormones! Reminds me of an adventure i had this week 2 much!!!!!!! Damn this!

BAWK huntress! Watch your soul i collect them....

[DruidChiken]

*sigh*.. or is that ... *yawn*

All this just makes me think of those 2 old proverbs about 'empty vessels' and 'still waters'..

Druid

[Anonymous]

My grade is full of slutty-loady bitches who have probably all lost there virginity to there "hot college boyfriends" and they have probably smoked more times than I can count.

[BasT]

by smoked you mean? cigerettes? or does that mean something else where your from?

here a joke on the topic of scowlers adventures
Whats a taco and a female clit got in common?
1. There both hot
2. They both have bits hanging out
3. Men will only wanna eat em when there drunk

(taco's are not eating usally over in ireland cos we like at potatos)

[Anonymous]

#3 is way wrong BasT, check your Sex Ed. Handbook.

BAWK

[Anonymous]

BlasphemousChiken...if your lucky you will find out what I collect. :twisted:

[MoocherChiken]

LUCKY?

:drinking:

[BasT]

*checks sex ed book*
*notices something to do with condoms*
Ahhh so thats what there for
:potty:
Enlighten me Inno!

[Z-Chiken]

I like tacos when I am sober.

:P

[BasT]

......shut up Z.... you you poo poo head
:crazy:

[Anonymous]

bast most guyz will jump at the chance to perform cunnilingus on a woman, it'z just a real shame that more women don't jump at the chance to return the favor becuz they think something about a blow job iz gross

that'z drunk or sober, young or old

i wouldn't date a guy who wouldn't do it

[Z-Chiken]

There are women that dont return the favour? Where?

I though that, according to darwin, they all went extinct about 500 000 years ago. There is something about not being able to get the semen out of males that makes for a bad survivability trait. :D

My my, you must know some real sexual archeolagy tresures gracefull :)

[Anonymous]

I'd say that at least half of my girlfriends don't like to give blow jobs. Some of them will on special occasions only but think it's disgusting.

I, however, would volunteer to be behind the glory hole wall.

[Anonymous]

Innocent...when you need a break behind the wall, let me know. I WANT A TURN!

[Pherdnut]

Never bothered me much. Most women suck at blowjobs anyway and I get bored just sittin' around admiring the top of their head even if they're decent at it. And if they spit, bah, don't even waste my time. If it actually turns them on to do it.. man.. that's a whole different bag of peanuts.

[BasT]

Never bothered me much. Most women suck at blowjobs anyway and I get bored just sittin' around admiring the top of their head even if they're decent at it. And if they spit, bah, don't even waste my time. If it actually turns them on to do it.. man.. that's a whole different bag of peanuts.

so true but some women are quite good the "experianced ones" know what needed

[Z-Chiken]

The concept of "special occasion" blowjobs is funny.

Are we talking christmas, easter and birthdays here? Hey, today is christmas, so enjoy your presents folks :D

[BasT]

ROTFLMAO

[Minx]

hey, March 20th is offcially "Steak & a Blowjob" day!
Me, I only give blowjobs on days that end in "Y".
And if he's in the middle of a game, and looses his concentration and starts shooting his own men, even better.. I know Im doing it right...

" And if they spit, bah, don't even waste my time"
Spit? Why bother then!?!

Joke:
What's the difference between "like", "love", and "lust"?


Answer:
Spit, swallow, gargle....

Gothca...

[Anonymous]

<shiver> :winknkiss:

[BasT]

<shiver> :winknkiss:

^^ i guess..... :disgusted:

[Z-Chiken]

Someone gave these girls an x-rated christmas spirit.

Where the hell where you ladies when I was a young guy with calous hands? :D

[BasT]

ehh dude Inno is like 28.... maybe young for you but not be me, still hasnt lost her looks tho :)

[Anonymous]

Thief I think we got lucky. LMAO

[BasT]

:band:

[Pherdnut]

Sometimes late twenties is not a bad place to be. I'm starting to see signs of people getting paranoid though.

"So... why are YOU still single."

[doomaz]

Never bothered me much. Most women suck at blowjobs anyway and I get bored just sittin' around admiring the top of their head even if they're decent at it.


*cough*69*cough*

:assshaking:

[Pherdnut]

I'm 6'3 and the last GF (EVIL GF mind you) was 4'11 (and in her mid twenties - yes, I'm not that easy of a target). Killer bod though. Too bad about that evil midget thing.

[Pherdnut]

And no... I am fortunately not well endowed enough to make the 1' 4" difference possible for that maneuver.

[Anonymous]

Thats too bad. :twisted:

OH...and EARLY THIRTIES isnt a bad place to be either...punk. :gunfirej:

[BasT]

still i bet you were a teen again!

[Minx]

Amen, sister Huntress.. early 30's is a god damn awesome place to be... just starting to hit our sexual peak.

Was never much interested in sex in my early 20's... too busy trying to "Fit In"... (am I pretty enough? am I skinny enough? ....blah, blah, blah..)

dont wanna be a teen again with all those insecurities and needing others to validate me.
and he'll correct me if Im wrong, but Im pretty sure ThEIf wouldn't have it any other way either.....

[Anonymous]

Wow, someone tell Graceful, who is 22, to stop being so sexual until her early 30's then, cause she's a fiend. She's worse than that, she's a succubus. I'm scared of what's gonna happen with her 10 years down the road now.

[Minx]

she's like wine, honey.. she'll only get better with age. Graceful, rock on! If you know what you want and arent afraid to kick ass and take names to get it, then you go little sister.
I just hope you eventually find someone like I did who's not afraid to let you be who you are.

[Anonymous]

Gee. :)

Thought I was doing a decent job of it. LOL

[Minx]

my apologies, Scowler,..are you the lucky man with Grace? Being so new to the forum, I missed that.. my bad...
and yes, you are lucky. But then, from the sounds of it, so is she.

and just because you wrote all that about her being 22 and a fiend doesnt mean your still with her, so thats why I wrote that. Anyone whose been on the boards a while knows that couples sometmes come and go.. didnt know if you two were still an item or past, and still friends... no offense intended.

(psst.. Theif, pass me the ketchup for my foot...)

[Anonymous]

Scowler... :smoke: never mind.

[Anonymous]

OMG!!! ATTACK OF THE SPERMLETTS!!!!!

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[BasT]

Stealth, me and you arent meant 2 know what they are
shh or they'll know were onto them!
besides girls have couties!

[Anonymous]

ROFL he'z just a desperate man with great needz after being pwned twice by me and huntress

[Anonymous]

Just reminding you all once again, that the Spermlett is still here, so no worrys!

http://www.angelfire.com/mech/navyseal/48.gif

[BasT]

Ya wanna know why hes sad!
do ya?
really?
Ok ask stealth

[Anonymous]

*stumbles in*

-oh

ummm - *cough* Umm sorry mam but we gotta keep this secret.......and stuff

uhhh

[Anonymous]

Hmmmm I'm lost suddenly.

[BasT]

i'm lost also....

[Anonymous]

I am too :bricks:

[BasT]

GAH!

[Anonymous]

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

[Anonymous]

But Huntress, you know I only have eyes for you_r sig.

The delicate curves and supple lines make you_r sig such a beauty to behold.

I could not but lust after thoughts so racy as I have every time I see you_r sig.

Will you_r sig be my sex slave?

[Anonymous]

This is what I think of it.

:hump:

But I like Graces most!!! :tongue:

[Anonymous]

:) I'm on a sig hunting expedition.

[Anonymous]

-oh...hello officer... umm i was just going to change my siggy...http://www.chikens.net/forum/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif

:jail: [-o<