Warning lots of vulgar language.

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=92UEpECm1kU&search=Dolmio

Loogie please translate.

[LoneStarChiken]

:-s

[SmuttyChiken]

:spam:

[PossessedChiken]

Translation :

'Oh for f..k sake there the chikens back again. Can't go out now can I?

Cant believe your still scared a chikens you daft old bast..d

I'll peck the eyes right our your f..king head (I think)'

Part 2

'I'm brilliant at hidey(hide and seek) Aren't I? What its all in italian f..k sake man. got to make my own f..kin dinner, give her ten pound a week keep money too. Oh sh..e.

Alright ball jaws, smells lovely give me a wee bit son.

Hey never that, upstairs and pump(intercorse) me.

When did you last get your hole? (intercorse again)

Part 3

Aye then the boss said to me this morning, your always late you jakey b..tard.

A text f..kin yaldy(woohoo)

A text shes out whooring isnt she

Oh shut it sad sack

Hey ball bags your dinners out, bet you the wee c..ts are on the internet again.

Something smells like s..te, im outta here.

So i said to myself, f..k it and s..t in the bast..ds dinner.

Hey spin on it.

Part 4

Aye get me 2 ten pound bags. Ill need to go cause that old cow's made my dinner right, see you later right.

That dog's f..kin rotten, hes getting put down tomorow.

You want it shoved right up your arse?

Part 5

Fanny balls has got more than me.

Shut up you wee cow.

Just shut it the f..kin lot of yous.
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Put in '.' to mark out some swear words for the younger viewers