BAWK just Funny

[Echedd-Chiken]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...............................49.

Adventurous....................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Mooooooo.

Beautiful.........................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On Medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free spirit............................ Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional.........................Bitch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

[LoneStarChiken]

:rofl:

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

omg lol

[Yin Yang Chiken]

*gets ready to duck for cover when Stolen sees this*

[Stolen Chiken]

eh, I've seen it.. several times.. its old...
besides, I agree with a few of these.

[Granite]

OK then Stolen, how would your's read if you were single and looking to snag a rooster?

[SmuttyChiken]

OK then Stolen, how would your's read if you were single and looking to snag a rooster?

When are you looking at becoming a rooster?

[Stolen Chiken]

ouchy! LOL.. good one, Smutty!

lets see..
Young, cute, spunky chik with great legs, nice peaches and sense of humor looking for a rooster with lots of BAWK to be her Cock o' the Walk. Athletic, a must, emotionally secure ok but definately NOT old fashioned.

Rooster must be able to pass personal inspection, especially if his response includes any of the following words; large, huge, big, mule, horse, enormous, lots of money, rich, inheritance, semi-single, open minded, 3-some, or mama.

Also, must be willing to meet the rest of the coop, as my Chiken family must vote on and approve any and all contenders.

BUT since I have already found my man, I don't need personal adds. So please, Granite, dont get that "operation" on my account..

[Stolen Chiken]

a better person to have answer this might be Wiccan, since she IS a single Chik-a-dee and she might be able to.... eh, who am I kidding, in your case, Granite, there is no help! :P

[SmuttyChiken]

eh, who am I kidding, in your case, Granite, there is no help! :P

WOW .... I think that is a quotable quote Granite ... a bit like the one Moocher carries in his sig mate ...


I will have to look back at some of the things Stolen has said to me ... i am sure I have one too ...


:blob:

[Stolen Chiken]

Smutty, honey, there's nothing but love there for you, babe, nothing but love...

Besides, with your accent, how can you NOT be sexy.. its not like Geordie's; when you hear his voice, all you can think of is him shagging sheep!

[SmuttyChiken]

ROFL ... now Geordie is a Welsh Kiwi ????


:assshaking:

[Stolen Chiken]

no, but I like to tease him about it.. he gets so offended!

[Granite]

:beer: LMAO, I like it, but don't worry.....I already have a wench and I call her ......Maverick.....arrrrrrgh
"why am I acting like a pirate?"

Anyway ....... :assshaking:

[Granite]

I think I needs to make a sig.......any suggestions???????????