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SmuttyChiken
01-08-2006, 08:05 AM
Damn ....

Little Smutty has asked if he can join the Chikens to play BF2 (if he is available on match days).

He has been playing with Nem and Mooch ... mainly Nem ...

Here are his vital staistics:

http://sig.nsvr.info/60815712.gif

I wont be offended if you say he is too young ....

However he is a relatively mature 11 year old ...

(Did I just say that?)

Anyway he wanted me to ask is all ....

DruidChiken
01-08-2006, 12:45 PM
Bawka! Smutty Jr :D

His BF2 stats are far better than mine :P

Stolen Chiken
01-08-2006, 05:26 PM
ROCKIN!!
"Chiken's .. The Next Gen..."
that is FREAKIN awesome!
cant wait til Lil Theif, or Clepto Jr is big enough to join!

SmuttyChiken
01-08-2006, 10:30 PM
He asked if he can be called


'ChikenLittle'

I said maybe...

JT-ChikenLittle

or

JT-LittleChiken

or maybe 'ChikenLittle' is ok ...

What is the Chiken naming convention?

all Chikens at the end?

the way he plays BF2 maybe 'KamakaziChiken' would be more suitable .... there is definitely no camping blood in his veins ...

NemesisChiken
01-09-2006, 01:32 AM
BAWK @ Jacko

It has been a real pleasure playing with him over the past few days. My revives as a medic have never been so good ;) You should be very proud of him Smutty - he seems like quite the young man.

btw, we do prefer 'Chiken' at the end.

I don't think we have ever had someone so young as a full fledged Chiken, but we do have a 'Little Cluckers' group which (at one time included my son - MiniChiken) until he turned of age. We had (think its might still be around somewhere) a special forum setup for the younger ones that was especially for them. The general private forums which are available to all full-feathered Chikens can get to be a bit "PG13+" to down right "R" rated, so we wanted to have a place where they younger cluckers could post and feel part of the group without some of us older ones having to worry about censorship in the general populous forums. Maybe we can get that rolling again...

I'll start a discussion with the other council-birds on this application.

Best of CLUK to you JT-Jacko !!

SmuttyChiken
01-09-2006, 02:20 AM
My revives as a medic have never been so good ;) You should be very proud of him Smutty - he seems like quite the young man.


LOL ... I was watching over his sholuder at one stage and he was bragging about killing a sniper..... or something .... and he was lying looking up at where they just were ... he got killed ... I said "you goose you should have got moving" ... his reply ....

"doesn't matter ..... you can get killed easy but its ok ... Nemmy is near ..... (*bzzzt .. "your clear to go") .... by ..... see ... you can always count on getting revived with Nemmy"

Yes I did say quite mature for an 11 year old ....

(damn ... I said it again)

As far as the forums go I think as long as I can let him know when the game is on as I still set up stuff for him to play ... (that wont be long changing though) but what ever ...

Stolen Chiken
01-09-2006, 02:23 AM
a little proud, there Smutty? You should be!

LoogieChiken
01-09-2006, 08:39 AM
Yay Mini Smutty :)

Geordie-Chiken
01-09-2006, 12:33 PM
Bawkles... Dont talk to me about Next Generation Chikens...

My Son who is 9 has been on at me for ages about becoming a Chiken... Told him when he older and im dead hahah

simbot.chiken
01-09-2006, 06:16 PM
woohoo I dont have kids! some of you are old enough to have me as your son! Not that I'm rubbing it in as you can all kick my ass at games... sadly...

PariahChiken
01-10-2006, 02:20 AM
Dont be like that Sim, u are not that bad. :)

simbot.chiken
01-10-2006, 03:12 AM
I'm rusty at the moment

Geordie-Chiken
01-10-2006, 04:24 PM
I'm rusty at the moment

I thought you were Simbot???

Well if your Rusty why are you pretending to be Simbot???

Someone Release the Dogs... We have an Imposter in the Coop HAHAHA...

simbot.chiken
01-10-2006, 05:28 PM
laaaaaaaame, thats just... just a baaad joke man

PariahChiken
01-10-2006, 11:34 PM
Sorry, umm i dont get the joke..................having a retarded moment sorry.

Oh well, cant be more rusty then me. :)

WiccanChiken
01-11-2006, 12:10 AM
I think it's kinda cool that he wants to join, as far as the name goes I just kind or assumed that it was Chiken at the end but Chikenlittle is just so cute.

Stolen Chiken
01-11-2006, 05:15 PM
Hey Smutty, tell the young one we're working on it.. we aint forgot about him.. we had to wake Lone from his slumber and get the "hellspawn" set up again...

you know Lone tho, if there aint beer in it for him, he's grumpy.

SmuttyChiken
01-12-2006, 01:04 AM
Little Smutty is more concerned with playing BF2, as you can see by the updating stats at the start of this thread .... he is unphased as to timeframes .....


Gee I wish my life was like that .......

NemesisChiken
01-12-2006, 01:28 AM
I think he's most concerned that I am nearby to revive him :)

JT-Jacko :firing: BAD GUYS

SmuttyChiken
01-12-2006, 01:31 AM
I think it is more


BAD GUYS :firing: JT_Jacko (aka KamakaziChiken)

NemesisChiken
01-12-2006, 01:40 AM
So who's gonna be on today playin ?

I missed him last night

SmuttyChiken
01-12-2006, 03:13 AM
Well while the school holidays are on ... another 2 weeks I think .... it is obvious who will be on .... I can only play on US Friday and Saturday nights, or at US 0-darkhundred hours ... and that is limited ....

SmuttyChiken
01-14-2006, 10:36 PM
Well he has been busy .....

Just waiting on his promotion to Sergeant .... (I have just on given up)

Weapon Ranking:
Grenade Launcher: 81,961

I told him to use the grenade launcher as a weapon against lag ...

http://sig.nsvr.info/60815712.gif

PariahChiken
01-15-2006, 02:59 AM
Do u really need to post that when u become a different Chiken?

SmuttyChiken
01-15-2006, 07:04 AM
Post what?

Different Chiken?

:crazy:

SmuttyChiken
01-22-2006, 07:58 AM
Well .....

Now he is ranked 39,000 with the Grenade Launcher and 80,000 with the Assault kit ....

WOO HOO ....

http://sigimages.bf2tracker.com/109379/2/sig1.png

just an update on the little bugger ...

PossessedChiken
01-22-2006, 11:47 AM
Best o' luck in the joinin ;)

BAWK @ Jacko

It has been a real pleasure playing with him over the past few days. My revives as a medic have never been so good ;) You should be very proud of him Smutty - he seems like quite the young man.

btw, we do prefer 'Chiken' at the end.

I don't think we have ever had someone so young as a full fledged Chiken, but we do have a 'Little Cluckers' group which (at one time included my son - MiniChiken) until he turned of age. We had (think its might still be around somewhere) a special forum setup for the younger ones that was especially for them. The general private forums which are available to all full-feathered Chikens can get to be a bit "PG13+" to down right "R" rated, so we wanted to have a place where they younger cluckers could post and feel part of the group without some of us older ones having to worry about censorship in the general populous forums. Maybe we can get that rolling again...

I'll start a discussion with the other council-birds on this application.

Best of CLUK to you JT-Jacko !!

And if i remember correctly it was in my MW4 days. before the expansions. ChikenHellSpawn.

PosChi-

suicidal-chiken
01-22-2006, 12:25 PM
w00t if he becomes kamikaze he can be just like me :P

Blood|Paktu_SA
01-22-2006, 03:31 PM
My Son who is 9 has been on at me for ages about becoming a Chiken...

You cant have 2 northerners in this clan.

SmuttyChiken
01-25-2006, 11:29 PM
So???


Well???


JT_Jacko is now a Staff Sergeant ....

He has played with

Nemisis
Moocher
Cosmic
Bad@ss
Mini

and whoever else was playing on Tuesday night 24th

has there been a group hug yet???

He wants to know if he has to start a new account in BF2 ... and as he has now spent his whole school holidays playing it will take a much longer time to regain his rank ....

SmuttyChiken
01-28-2006, 01:50 AM
hhmmm .... 20 days and no answer .... I will just tell him he is in the too hard basket ... and he will have to wait for some other time ... he too little ....

thanks

Smutty :alright: Jacko

Stolen Chiken
01-28-2006, 01:58 AM
hey, I thought our answer was yes, if Lone reinstated the Hellspawn?
did I miss something?

SmuttyChiken
01-28-2006, 03:08 AM
So ... he is in then? :blob: :blob: :blob:

Just there was no post saying it was so ... is why we thought maybe not ...

I will set him up with his Chiken name thingy ... and PM LoneStar then ...

Clepto Chiken
01-28-2006, 04:40 AM
Sorry Smutty, we thought LONE was gonna set up a Hellspawn area for the younger ones, but as usual one of the council member left open the liquer cabinet. Well I won't go into the details, but there is a lock on the women's bathroom now.

There seems to be no problem, make him pick a name and such. You know thre routine.

SmuttyChiken
03-22-2006, 08:39 AM
So I think it is over 3 weeks now ....

He has been playing fairly regular .... even managed a few BF2 league drops ...

Has his trial finished?

Can he post in a forum?

Thanks Councilllors ....

This has been a public announcement on behalf of KamakaziChiken ... coming to a place near you (with a Hum-vee full of C4)

DysedChiken
03-22-2006, 01:06 PM
No kidding on the C4 Sheeesh!

I put it in the council machine Smutt.....have answer back today.

DysedChiken
03-22-2006, 09:59 PM
Smutt.....and Kami,

It has been duely adjudicated upon and it has been decided that HE WILL GET HIS Due. Smutt, send Lone a mail to sort out what perms he needs. At the moment he is a full Chiken Hellspawn (it is how Peek's kids, Lone's Kid's and Nemi's kids all started out).

BAWK!

SmuttyChiken
03-23-2006, 05:43 AM
WooHoo ... thanks Council .... :blob: