View Full Version : mean, sadistic Clepto..
Stolen Chiken
11-14-2005, 03:07 AM
OMG! do you know what he made me do?!?!
(get your minds out of the gutter!)
We had company over and EVERYONE but me wanted to watch Land of the Dead... so guess what Stolen watched while gripping Cleptos arm, peaking around fingers, and hiding my head under a pillow?
I HATE ZOMBIE MOVIES!!! None compares to the original black and white Night of the Living Dead... but STILL!!!! I hate zombie movies! they TOTALLY freak me out!
Everyone kept asking me if I was ok, and if they should stop the movie on my account... well what kind of hostess would I have been if I had told everyone that they couldnt watch a movie cuz I was a scaredy cat!?
Clepto just smiled and said, "We dont HAVE to watch it if YOU cant handle it..."
big fat meanie!
<sniff, sniff> I was tramatized... I need to go shoppig to soothe my nerves...
PariahChiken
11-14-2005, 03:21 AM
Ummmm, Stolen, don't intend to be mean but.......
U are afraid of Zombie movies? I acctraully found them hilarious, especially the really cheesy ones.
But a few gave me the creeps like 28 Days Later or Dawn of the Dead.
Stolen Chiken
11-14-2005, 03:26 AM
Watched 28 Days.. it was ok... had me at a couple of scenes.. WONT watch Dawn of the Dead....
I guess it stems from when I was younger, my brothers and dad would TORMENT me with the opening scene from the black and white "Night of the Living Dead". They'd walk like zombies and groan..
and my dad would say the line in the beginning of the movie, "They're coming for you Barbara......." and thats it. I'd run screaming for my closet...
PariahChiken
11-14-2005, 03:28 AM
Oh, I had a similar zombie horror experience. But it's not family related.
I was like a little kid and played the first House of the Dead arcade at a Pizza Hut.
After the game, I was really paranoid. And afraid to be anywhere alone.
A really funny movie was Shaun of the Dead. If really good, and is not too scary.
Geordie-Chiken
11-14-2005, 11:35 AM
But a few gave me the creeps like 28 Days Later or Dawn of the Dead.
You kidding me arnt you... Dawn of the Dead was cornie and pritty naff...
I watched it all rhe wat through thinking it had to get better in a min, but guess what, IT DIDNT...
Shawn of the dead was bloody funny though...
NM Stolen you cant help being a scaredy cat and all i can say is...
EXPLOIT IT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN CLEPTO... HAHAHA
LoogieChiken
11-14-2005, 11:47 AM
Shaun of the Dead - best zombie movie evah!
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Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
Liz: Was that on a beer mat?
Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
Liz: I won't say anything.
Shaun: Thanks.
Stolen Chiken
11-14-2005, 06:34 PM
Geordie, you're evil... thats ok.. I just grab hold of chest hair whenever a very scary scene comes on and then I YANK! and when the chest hair is all gone, well,... you KNOW what comes next... :-s 8-[
Clepto Chiken
11-14-2005, 09:35 PM
HEY now she had plenty of time to choose another movie, she didn't. It isn't like we don't have an inventory of movies at the house
LAND OF THE DEAD WAS NOT A ZOMBIE MOVIE!
Zombies cant do nothing, that lead black zombie guys was arguebly the smartest person in the film!
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