Stolen Chiken
05-25-2005, 12:52 AM
who SHOULD NOT reproduce...
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
>thing to do is find out who the father is and see why
>he is not providing support. The following are all
>replies that Dallas women have written on Child
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing
>father's details. Or putting it another way..... Who's
>yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
>Be sure to check out number 11..... it takes the prize
>and #3 is runner up.
>
>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
>child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
>the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
>that he was conceived on the same night.
>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
>child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
>unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
>list of names of men that I think were at the party if
>this helps.
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
>girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand
>Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
>that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
>that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
>father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
>daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
>my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
>contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
>he's had it replaced.
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
>Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
>confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
>that he is Christ risen again.
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
>informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
>would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I
>am torn between doing right by you and right by the
>country. Please advise.
>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
>blacks look the same to me.
>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
>catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
>AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same
>time....well I don't have a clue.
>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
>conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
>Magic Kingdom.
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
>that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program
>about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed
>in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
>at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
>unfertilized.
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
>baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
>be sure which one made you fart.
>
>Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to
>support these dim bulbs.
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
>thing to do is find out who the father is and see why
>he is not providing support. The following are all
>replies that Dallas women have written on Child
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing
>father's details. Or putting it another way..... Who's
>yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
>Be sure to check out number 11..... it takes the prize
>and #3 is runner up.
>
>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
>child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
>the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
>that he was conceived on the same night.
>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
>child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
>unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
>list of names of men that I think were at the party if
>this helps.
>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
>girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand
>Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
>that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
>that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
>father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
>daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
>my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
>contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
>he's had it replaced.
>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
>Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
>confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
>that he is Christ risen again.
>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
>informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
>would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I
>am torn between doing right by you and right by the
>country. Please advise.
>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
>blacks look the same to me.
>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
>catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
>AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same
>time....well I don't have a clue.
>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
>conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
>Magic Kingdom.
>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
>that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program
>about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed
>in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
>at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
>unfertilized.
>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
>baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
>be sure which one made you fart.
>
>Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to
>support these dim bulbs.