Application

[Anonymous]

To Whom it May Concern:
I formerly submit my application for membership.

Sincerely,
Slackah

[Anonymous]

To elaborate, I should provide some background information, and reasoning behind why I want to join the Chiken Confedration.

After reading the history, and playing amongst many Chikens, it is my opinion that Chikens by far have the best skillsets-to-personality ratio of any group, and are the most laid back and down to earth group of gamers I have encountered. My experiences while monitoring the sub-space chatter frequencies of the Chiken TS servers, have led me to grow in my appreciation for the wit and character of it's members.

Most of my exposure to the Chikens has been playing HW2. It is my favorite rts to date, along with DoW.

I also should menition that I am a recovering EQ player, that still can't bring myself to delete a 65 Ogre Shaman, even though I haven't played the character in almost a year. However, I hope to relapse out of a twelve-step program for this, and may be playing EQ again as soon as I can determine how to dispense with my RL family and occupation.

Sincerely,
Slackah

[DruidChiken]

Bawk and welcome to the forums :D

[Dragonic_Chiken]

gl with app BAWK

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

BAWK Slackah And good luck with the app.It has been put to the council.

[DevilChiken]

Bawk and good luck, Slackah.

Very nice post, I'm sure we all feel flattered, even though we likely don't deserve it.

[SmuttyChiken]

Bawk! ...

Good luck with your application mate ...

[BasT]

what they said cept with more bawks!

[burningchiken]

bawk and good luck with the apps!!!

[DysedChiken]

Good Luck Slac....

Problem is our council decrepit and somewhat taken with booze and watching the director's cuts of the porns that Spring star in....

What I am trying to say is you need to bribe them.

BAWK!

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

[Clepto Chiken]

Dysed how many times do I have to tell you. It is not a bribe, it is a GIFT.

Gifts are always good

[Geordie-Chiken]

Aye for Fawk Sake Spring... GIFT... Thats G.I.F.T...

We dont take bribes thats corrupt.. were as a BIG gift is OK...

[BasT]

Geordie-Chiken
Chiken Council


omfg... what the fawk? when did this happen! MORE LIKE WHO LET THIS HAPPEN! :P

[DruidChiken]

Geordie-Chiken
Chiken Council

omfg... what the fawk? when did this happen! MORE LIKE WHO LET THIS HAPPEN! :P

Democracy is a terrifiying concept :bricks:

:P

[Stolen Chiken]

see, if you had been paying attention Bast, you would have hit the bottle sooner over THAT one!
bawk and gl Slack

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

Well Slackah your in, but theres some stuff u need to take care of 1st.

1. pic a chiken name (new name)chiken.

2.Give us lot's of BAWKS on the forums

3.Send a PM to LonestarChiken so that he might add your coordinates to the corporate collective as your assimilation takes place.

4. Your probation as a Chiken starts today. You will have access to the public spaces and the Hw2 secure forum but I am afraid ya will not have full access for another three weeks.

5.Give us lot's of BAWKS on comms

6. Give us an idea what your particular Cookie of Choice is....We got us a cookie troll to honer in the confederation,Tell us fast or dysed will hunt u down & force u to look up his kilt .

7. Get to no the chikens

8. Tell nemmy he's not the oldest chiken playing hw2 any more. :alright:

9. If u don't us msn get it we almost all do. Ok u don't need to but ......... lol

[Z-Chiken]

Congrats Slakah, and im sorry you obviously havent monitored my subspace comms as I am as nutty as a fruit cake and as sour as a grapefruit.

I pitty your poor pilots as they are forced to see my fleet make a huge spaceass of itself :D

And dont forget to tell Bast he's a n00b.

[DysedChiken]

BAWK!!! and Welcome dude....and don't forget the coookiessssssssssssssssss..............

[burningchiken]

bawk!!! and welcome to the coop slack!!!

hope to c u in the hw2 lobby sometime so we can get a game going

[RedRock Chiken]

I do not post much on the website. Slackah has my 100% backing and approval to become a chiken. I have played him many and long hours for over a year and have found him to be a honorable and worthy opponent.

RedRock Chiken
A WISE MAN LEARNS FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS LEARN FROM ME


Slack, you think thats good enough for you? Now can we please forget that whole moonshine, stolen car, police incident you keep holding over my head?

[Anonymous]

hey guys this is gunslinger I have held my one in battle with and against the chikens

I think it is time I ask with all humblness to have my chiken wings
I just had the crazyest battle with vectorchiken

again I have been directed here and am asking to become a chucken

gunslinginchiken will be my name if I am worthy

[Anonymous]

hey guys this is gunslinger I have held my one in battle with and against the chikens

I think it is time I ask with all humblness to have my chiken wings
I just had the crazyest battle with vectorchiken

again I have been directed here and am asking to become a chucken

gunslinginchiken will be my name if I am worthy

I can be reached at ubsix@hotmail.com
or madmankirk@gmail.com

[Anonymous]

Thank y'all for your endorsements and good spirited banter. May I prove worthy of the noble title of the Confederation of Chikens!

As per SPRINGCHIKEN's Instructions:

1) SlackahChiken.
2) Bawk bawk bawk, bawk bawk bawk bawk, bawk...bawk.
3) Will PM Lonestar ASAP.
4) Roger that.
5) "<microphone feedback> ... is this thing on?....."
6) Macaroons!!!
7) "Hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Slackah,..."
8) Nemmy, I don't need to tell you, but you are only as old as you feel, but chronologically, you are no longer the oldest HW2 playing Chiken.
9) I would get and use msn, but I had a bad experience with IM's, namely Rigid came on all the time and tried to spam me as my "special buddy". Although I think it all stems from the fact the he is still in denial about being a closet Chiken.

And, Gunslinger, good luck with your application to the Chukens!
...and Redrock, I thought we decided only four more loads of illegal European Chiken immigrants, and you could stop being my RU bitch. :alright:

[Geordie-Chiken]

BAWK.. Grats Slackah...

[SlackahChiken]

Thanks again, looking forward to gaming as a poultry-based life form :thankyou:

[LoogieChiken]

BAWK SlackahChiken - Congratulations!!!!

[SmuttyChiken]

Bawk!

Welcome to the Coop ...

[Snake-Chiken]

Welcome mate

[BasT]

hey guys this is gunslinger I have held my one in battle with and against the chikens

I think it is time I ask with all humblness to have my chiken wings
I just had the crazyest battle with vectorchiken

again I have been directed here and am asking to become a chucken

gunslinginchiken will be my name if I am worthy

I can be reached at ubsix@hotmail.com
or madmankirk@gmail.com

would it be possible if you made a new topic plz?

[Anonymous]

Now I had that first shipment ready for you but it got a little too hot, so I left it in a KFC parking lot in Brooklyn.

Am I allowed to say KFC on this site.

Now Im a little gun shy for that second and third shipment. Do you know just how bad wet back chikens smell?

Can I work out a deal in stolen Canadian Yams. I'm litteraly sitting on a ton of them. I've been moving them through a couple of local retirement homes. I got the residents convinced that the Yams will keep them regular.

[SlackahChiken]

Nice subterfuge with the "Guest" posting there RedrockChiken, really limits your exposure to the FTC boys that have been investigating your Yam Scam! Only problem is they've already been tipped off that this is only the latest, in a string of ploys, to throw them off track.

You better come up with a better diversion if you want to make good on my extoriton demands.

[Anonymous]

Well now we're in trouble. Just found out we have an unexpected complication. You heard me, WE

Don't mind me, just trying to smuggle in a few wet back chikens for HW2 cage matches. Turns out a few of the senior citizens got ill from my little Yam Scam. They turned me into Chikago Board of Health. They stopped by yesterday and this time were not interested in a little supplemental chiken feed, ( if you know what I mean.) They actually looked a little pissed after I gave them the envelope you told me to.

The Board of Health ripped through the plant and found a couple of things. They claim that I have been cutting the ground beef with a little rat meat. You all know that I have been working for years on a non vegetable alternative to HAMBERGER HELPER. Anyway, I irradiate the whole damn thing before I sell it to the grocery stores.

Well anyway they ripped through the whole plant so thoroughly that they found the stuff you put there Slackah.

Yeah, Yeah, all of the stuff that you put there. Remember when Michael Jackson asked you to store it all in a "safe place." It is all over the news here in Chikago, and I expect that we will both be on CNN and off to California for the trial.


Do they let you play on line games in Federal Prison?

[BasT]

what?

[burningchiken]

huh?

[Geordie-Chiken]

Fawk Knows...

[Z-Chiken]

The yam scam.

O.....k.

[RIGID]

Slackah, he is a trouble maker, tried to get me in on the Yam scam,
said we old floks need extra income.

Rigid.
AKA: *.*.*
AKA *.*.*.*
Ect.

[SlackahChiken]

First of all Mr. RedRock "Guest" Chiken, or whatever your name really is,

Relax.

As usual, you are overreacting. This is not the problem you think it is. You see, there is a big difference between a 'problem', and a 'situation'. What we have here is a little 'situation. A 'situation' is something you can fix by writing a big enough check. A 'problem' is something that sometimes you have to fix by visiting the doctor, or at worst, the mortuary.

I see I'm going to have to bail you out of yet another 'situation' because you can't seem to follow directions. How many times must I tell you, "...you have to give them the envelope with the payola, not the senior citizen chiken porn."?

No wonder those local gumba's were pissed. The illegal immigrant Alzheimer’s victim chiken porn is only for a select market. Those guys can't appreciate it's true value! THEY WANT THE CASH FROM THE CAGE MATCHES!

And until the heat blows over for Uncle Mikey, you'ld better hope that envelope doesn't turn up on CNN (Continuously Negative News).

Therefore, you are offically out of the loop for the next few 'shipments'. We don't want any more 'situations', and I know you don't want to become a "problem", now do you?

[RedRock Chiken]

I know what we used to do with problems and people who cause situations and I certainly dont want to share their fate.

I will be a good boy and try to stay out of trouble.

BTW I only found 6 bugs on the last sweep of the safehouse. 5 local, one foreign. I think you know who is snooping around again.

[RedRock Chiken]

Guys, No more mention about the YAM SCAM we got to learn to let go.

Good news I just signed a sweet plea deal and I have immunity from prosecution, I get a relocation deal that you won't believe, and I get this amazing PC from ALIENWARE with a high speed internet connection.

Of course there is always a catch. Slackah I hope that someday you will realize that if you were in my shoes that you would do the same thing.

[renegade_chiken]

I get this amazing PC from ALIENWARE with a high speed internet connection.

the thigns which bug me about this are "I", "get", "amazing". "Alienware"...

alienware sucks, seriously...its no better than compaq, gateway, or dell... :computer:

so filled with that goddamn preloaded content which makes them suck even more (you can remove em, but the problem is not even i can devise something which can root them out of the system because some of the stuff is just so damn imbedded)

And yes, i am somewhat biased... :assshaking:

[burningchiken]

I get this amazing PC from ALIENWARE with a high speed internet connection.

the thigns which bug me about this are "I", "get", "amazing". "Alienware"...

alienware sucks, seriously...its no better than compaq, gateway, or dell... :computer:

so filled with that goddamn preloaded content which makes them suck even more (you can remove em, but the problem is not even i can devise something which can root them out of the system because some of the stuff is just so damn imbedded)

And yes, i am somewhat biased... :assshaking:

the thigns which bug me

since we are correcting each others grammer/spelling and all :)

[SlackahChiken]

Redrock, you poor miserable bastard. If it were only that your unsophisticated ways got you in trouble would be one thing, but when you cross the line into unmitigated backstabbing, you are being, as expected, true to form.

Do you really think it was the do-right boys that were on your case? From the beginning, you have been bred, and led, and marched right up to the jumping off place, and now my Red-Feathered friend, you are somewhere down the evolutionary chain, without wings.

Hope you like the protection program :)

[renegade_chiken]

I get this amazing PC from ALIENWARE with a high speed internet connection.

the thigns which bug me about this are "I", "get", "amazing". "Alienware"...

alienware sucks, seriously...its no better than compaq, gateway, or dell... :computer:

so filled with that goddamn preloaded content which makes them suck even more (you can remove em, but the problem is not even i can devise something which can root them out of the system because some of the stuff is just so damn imbedded)

And yes, i am somewhat biased... :assshaking:

the thigns which bug me

since we are correcting each others grammer/spelling and all :)

i was correcting grammar?