ANVIL
02-25-2005, 03:05 AM
A fine drunken fellow had just saved enough money from his day job (begging in the streets) to go to the local wine shop and purchase a bottle of his favorite libation.
"Give me a bottle of Thunderbird" says the drunken fellow.
"No no no" says the wine broker "you don't want that, I have here a fine Merlot or maybe a nice Shiraz for you today"
The drunken fellow scoffs and says "Give me a bottle of thunderbird"
The dejected wime man sighs and hands him the bottle.
The drunk grabs the bottle and walks quickly out of the store, past the diner and on to the railroad tracks. He finds a quiet spot, unscrews the top and chugs the bottle in one gulp.
Feeling the effects he falls down, rolls over and goes to sleep.
Just then a man of questionable sexual orientation was jogging by and he sees the drunk, looks around (seeing that no one is in sight) he pulls the drunks pants down and happily has his way with him.
Completing the (obviously WRONG act) the lil fellow pulls the driunks pants up and tosses a $10.00 dollar bill next to him and jogs off.
The drunk awakens a few hours later in a daze, but still noticing the $10.00 bill.
With great joy he scoops up the bill and heads back to the wine shop.
Entering the shop snapping the newly found bill he says in a gruff voice. "Gimmie a bottle of thunderbird"
The wine broker seeiong the 10.00 bill says.
"Oh no my good man I have a wonderful chablis or maybe a lovely burguny for you today.
The drunk spits at him "gimmie a bottle of thunderbird"
The wine man sigh once again and hands him the bottle.
The drunk walks quickly out of the store, past the diner and onto the railroad tracks. Seeing that no one is around he unscrews the bottle and chugs the wine in one gulp.
Feeling the effects the drunk falls down, rolls over and goes to sleep.
Again the man of questionable sexual orientation jogs by, but this time has a few of his BUTTIES with him. They all look around (seeing that no one is in sight) pull ther drunks pants down and happily have their way wit him.
After completing their (REALLY WRONG) way with him, they all throw $10.00 bills next to him and jog off.
Waking a few hours later the drunk still a bit fuzzy can not believe his luck as he scoops all of the 10.00 bills up and at a run heads back to the wine shop.
Seeing the drunk once again he says " I know I know a bottle of Thunderbird"
The drunk stops him and says "Naw ya better give me some of that Merlot"
"That Thunderbird makes my ass hurt"
"Give me a bottle of Thunderbird" says the drunken fellow.
"No no no" says the wine broker "you don't want that, I have here a fine Merlot or maybe a nice Shiraz for you today"
The drunken fellow scoffs and says "Give me a bottle of thunderbird"
The dejected wime man sighs and hands him the bottle.
The drunk grabs the bottle and walks quickly out of the store, past the diner and on to the railroad tracks. He finds a quiet spot, unscrews the top and chugs the bottle in one gulp.
Feeling the effects he falls down, rolls over and goes to sleep.
Just then a man of questionable sexual orientation was jogging by and he sees the drunk, looks around (seeing that no one is in sight) he pulls the drunks pants down and happily has his way with him.
Completing the (obviously WRONG act) the lil fellow pulls the driunks pants up and tosses a $10.00 dollar bill next to him and jogs off.
The drunk awakens a few hours later in a daze, but still noticing the $10.00 bill.
With great joy he scoops up the bill and heads back to the wine shop.
Entering the shop snapping the newly found bill he says in a gruff voice. "Gimmie a bottle of thunderbird"
The wine broker seeiong the 10.00 bill says.
"Oh no my good man I have a wonderful chablis or maybe a lovely burguny for you today.
The drunk spits at him "gimmie a bottle of thunderbird"
The wine man sigh once again and hands him the bottle.
The drunk walks quickly out of the store, past the diner and onto the railroad tracks. Seeing that no one is around he unscrews the bottle and chugs the wine in one gulp.
Feeling the effects the drunk falls down, rolls over and goes to sleep.
Again the man of questionable sexual orientation jogs by, but this time has a few of his BUTTIES with him. They all look around (seeing that no one is in sight) pull ther drunks pants down and happily have their way wit him.
After completing their (REALLY WRONG) way with him, they all throw $10.00 bills next to him and jog off.
Waking a few hours later the drunk still a bit fuzzy can not believe his luck as he scoops all of the 10.00 bills up and at a run heads back to the wine shop.
Seeing the drunk once again he says " I know I know a bottle of Thunderbird"
The drunk stops him and says "Naw ya better give me some of that Merlot"
"That Thunderbird makes my ass hurt"