What I would do if I were an Evil Overlord

[MoocherChiken]

Hilarious parody of EVERY Evil Overlord/Bad Guy in almost EVERY movie. Here's the top 100 (and expanded) things you need for being an Evil Overlord.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

[Duncan]

all will bend to my iron will!!! muahahah
That was the funniest thing I have ever read.

[Anonymous]

hahaha Some of those are pretty good. :)

[bonnet|chiken]

I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."