MoocherChiken
02-22-2005, 05:21 PM
(Edited from origional version to cater to the audience here)
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Welshman riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "Ya daft man? The dog don't bloody talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Welshman:( Look of shock )
Cowboy:"Is this Welshman your owner?" ( Pointing at the Welshman )
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman:( Look of disbelief )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Ya daft man? The horse don't bloody talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good."
Welshman:( Extreme look of shock )
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Welshman )
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Welshman:( Complete look of utter amazement )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "The sheep is a bloody liar."
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Welshman riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Welshman: "Ya daft man? The dog don't bloody talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Welshman:( Look of shock )
Cowboy:"Is this Welshman your owner?" ( Pointing at the Welshman )
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welshman:( Look of disbelief )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Ya daft man? The horse don't bloody talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good."
Welshman:( Extreme look of shock )
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Welshman )
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Welshman:( Complete look of utter amazement )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "The sheep is a bloody liar."