How to drive WOMEN crazy!!!

[MoocherChiken]

1.Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.

2.Answer all her questions with a question, preferably
one on a totally different subject.

3.Superglue the commode seat in the up position.

4.Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she
thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a
condescending smile and say that you prefer her with
some meat on her bones.

5.Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you
find yourself in Georgia when your original
destination was California.

6.Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.

7.Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of
one with her.

8.Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.

9.Never give her a straight answer.

10.Take up yodelling and practice a lot.

11.Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during
arguments. (Argh! Argh! Argh!)

12.Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic
surgery.

13.Pretend you forgot how to speak English.

14.Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with
caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many
states.)

[AddictChiken]

In other words... just act like a normal man? ;)

[Anonymous]

Ahhhhh I see.

Here'd be the Lorena Bobbit standard reply to each of those:

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14.throw it out the car window into a yard full of dobermans

[Anonymous]

Ahhhhh I see.

Here'd be the Lorena Bobbit standard reply to each of those:

1. snip, snip
2. snip, snip
3. snip, snip
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5. snip, snip
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14.throw it out the car window into a yard full of dobermansBad girl, BAD BAD BAD!!!

That wazn't very nice!

[Anonymous]

What you just said...was the most insanly idiodic thing I have ever heard in my life, everyone in the room is now dumber for having to listen to you, i award you NO points and may god have mercy on your soul....


Ermm sorry just wanted to say that for a long time


P.S. Candy for whoever tells what movie thats from :fag:

[Dragonic_Chiken]

ok stealthy weres my candy the answer is billy madisun starring adam sandler :) i love that movie and nearly all of his others as well
Dargonic Chiken

[Anonymous]

*Runs away with candy*

[LoneStarChiken]

Official Male Sensitivity Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.



3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.



5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.



6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that:

A. It has no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. It is a conservative estimate.

C. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'...



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.



8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to an entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.



9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

__________________________________________________ _______________

Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN

[CluckerChiken]

How to make woman drive like crazy??

Tell them about discount offers at any clothing/shoeshop of your choice :D

[DarkChiken]

How to make woman drive like crazy??

Tell them about discount offers at any clothing/shoeshop of your choice :D
AFTER the sales weekend !! :alright:

[CluckerChiken]

How to make woman drive like crazy??

Tell them about discount offers at any clothing/shoeshop of your choice :D
AFTER the sales weekend !! :alright:

oooooh :burning:
evil :D

[MoocherChiken]

Ahhhhh I see.

Here'd be the Lorena Bobbit standard reply to each of those:

1. snip, snip
2. snip, snip
3. snip, snip
4. snip, snip
5. snip, snip
6. snip, snip
7. snip, snip
8. snip, snip
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14.throw it out the car window into a yard full of dobermans

This is why we don't let you near sharp objects.