THUMPER
10-10-2003, 01:50 AM
A gal goes to see her gynocoligist. As she is up in the stirrups the doc askes her if she has any complaints. "Not really she says but, I have these two green spots that show up on my inner thighs. Not all the time mind you but every now and then". The doctor looks at her puzzeled and says "well nothing comes to mind but to be safe I will order some blood work done" So a few moments go by and the doc is poking around when he asks "So what does your husband think of these spots"? And she replies "oh I am not married didn't you know I am gay" Whith that the doc calls the nurse and says "cancel the bloodwork for Miss jones" Miss Jones looks at the doc and the doc says "there is nothing wrong with you. Just tell your girlfriend the her earings aren't real gold".