Martyr
10-09-2003, 10:46 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's
the difference between potentially & realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment, then answered
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum
would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The Mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass
an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to
do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and
went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference
between potentially & realistically?"
The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically
we're living with two Slappers."
The father replied "That's my boy."
the difference between potentially & realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment, then answered
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum
would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The Mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass
an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to
do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and
went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference
between potentially & realistically?"
The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically
we're living with two Slappers."
The father replied "That's my boy."