The CHIKEN Shop

[CluckerChiken]

The chikens are proud to present to you, their own Chiken Shop (http://www.cafeshops.com/chikens).

Always wanted a Chiken T-shirt or Mug, or even a bunch of nifty fridge magnets??.. well, now you can.

Just visit the Chiken Shop (http://www.cafeshops.com/chikens) link on the portal page menu and get yourself some bawking good chiken stuff!!

HF GL and BAWK!!

[DysedChiken]

Yo Dutchboy (who loogie says smells of wee),

Can ya tell them to make a couple of other items too?

I would like a coffee cup and a beer stein(cup for work and a stein to complete my gaming experience).

[CluckerChiken]

I'm creating stuff as we speak...

Just wanted to put the link up a.s.a.p. :D

[DysedChiken]

Don't care what Loogie says....your the best.

[CluckerChiken]

There...done..

I can create more stuff if needed, so if you want smoething in particulair, ask me and i'll see what i can come up with :D

I tried to use all the logo's as much as possible, so no lack of chikenness on these items :)

[Geordie-Chiken]

Looks Great guys... Just need to see a friend for use of card and then ill be placing my order...

[Z-Chiken]

Lets all chip in and buy bast a thong and halter top for christmas :D

Good job Cluckster :)

[BasT]

*shivers*

[NemesisChiken]

There...done..

I can create more stuff if needed, so if you want smoething in particulair, ask me and i'll see what i can come up with :D

I tried to use all the logo's as much as possible, so no lack of chikenness on these items :)
Looks great Clucker!
:blob:
Because of the amount of detail in that egg, I'd really like to see some items with a larger version of Springs Chiken Egg. Could you put together a T-Shirt like #1 but with a big version of Springs Egg on the back? So your logo would be on the front like it is now and a big black egg on the back? I think that would look pretty kewl.

Also, don't know if this is possible, but could there be a variety magnet pack with say 3 of each of your 2 graphics and 4 of the Egg? If not, then just a 10-pack of the Egg magnets and then I'd just have to buy both (not sure what I'd do with 20 friggin magnets thou)

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

BAWK! Clucker man u are fast i just put that pic up last night thats like six hrs. your stuff look very cool clucker and the chiken store is fawking good. o p.s. ive got big v. of that egg but the site will not hold them ill half to give u them.

[A.M.Chiken]

How about some novelty chiken condoms? Most of us dont need any more kids than we already have :P

[CluckerChiken]

To answer some questions:

The size of the images on the items is not variable.
The sizes are scaled to the size of the original picture you send (preferable PNG format!!!!!)

So if SPRING can send me a larger version of the egg, i can edit the shirts.

Also, when u use one item, you cant use it again to make another version (with another pic).

The buttons is a set pack also....and because of the above reason, you cant mix them..
What i can do is remove the curent one in a month or so and replace it.... that way you can save some variaties :D

[LoogieChiken]

Looks great Cluck, nice work

[CluckerChiken]

ofcourse it does :clubbed:
:D

[Justice-TLSC]

LOL, I'm gonna go buy one of those thongs for MVB.

See how much it pisses him off

:pimpdaddy:

p.s. can you sell some tampons?

[PherdnutChiken]

Even better! Get us a picture of him Justice. We can doctor a pic of him modelling a chiken thong.

[MVB-TLSC]

Lol we're workin' on the exact same site to get our own store up ... lemme know how they are on gettin' ya'll your payments and what-not.

Justice, I'll need 5 thongs; one for each o' my bitches, and one for you.

[Justice-TLSC]

:assshaking:

YOU'LL NEVER FIT A THONG ON ME!!!!!


NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!! !!!!

[CluckerChiken]

I just bought me a mug :D
Takes 2-3 weeks to get here though... :(

[SoupChiken]

sweet, i'm gonna get my girl some new hotpants and undies! whoot!


BAWK!

soup

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

Couple of T-shirts, hat and a coffee mug have been ordered.

Is it possible to get some colored T-shirts? Can you set up some sweatshirts?

[CluckerChiken]

yup, colors are yellow, pink and..blue i think.

Sweatshirts dont come in colors i think.

[CluckerChiken]

P.S. we expect pics of all you chikens in chiken clothing ;)

[CluckerChiken]

Added a sweatshirt, a green t-shirt and a yellow t-shirt.

[DruidChiken]

Any chance of black?

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

i dont think they got a black t-shirt i no that fawking sucks all i wear is black but o well

[Fanatic]

In chiken clothing? That means naked! This so not you Cluck, now you will see all our nipples at once and people pay money for it......and you do all the co-oridination? There was a name for that principle......

[CluckerChiken]

No black... only white, green, yella and pink ! :D

Maybe they'll get black later..

And Fan...chiken clothign doesnt mean nekkid ;)
Maybe for YOU....but ...well...your weird that way :P

[Justice-TLSC]

Do chikens even wear clothing?

:clubbed:

And spring, are you a goth or something?

[CluckerChiken]

Do chikens even wear clothing?

:clubbed:

And spring, are you a goth or something?

The civilized chikens do yes :P

[Justice-TLSC]

differentiate between "chiken" and "chicken"

:)

then tell me the difference between "civilized" and "uncivilized."

[CluckerChiken]

Chiken = evolved
Chickens = food

Civilized = Chikens
Uncivilized = Chickens

Easy :P

[Justice-TLSC]

:clubbed:

I see.

[Fanatic]

Yeah right....

[Ikit_Chiken]

Can you only order if you have a visa when you are out of the USA?

[CluckerChiken]

Ofcourse...

U can use all major creditcards

[Ikit_Chiken]

Well the problem is the credit card bit....

I know i am an exception but i do not have one ........

All i have is my wings......

Feal free to make any donations to giro 66699

[CluckerChiken]

No CrediCard?? :shock:

WT, why not?

[Ikit_Chiken]

Cause i would spend more money than i have.....

I allready pay like 350 on debts a month ;(

I am luckey i earn well cause else i would be in world of shit

[CluckerChiken]

Hehe....i know the feeling (the debt thing that is)

[CluckerChiken]

Anyone received anythign yet??

[Ikit_Chiken]

Wel i will receive my credit card soon :greenjump:

Then i will order something.

I will let you know when i get something

[Von Doom BC]

As a respected mug collector I bought a large Chiken mug...Hope they don’t break it in the mail....

[Ikit_Chiken]

Didn't you mean that as a big chiken admirer and one of our greatest fans you bought a mug to _O_ us?

:D

[Von Doom BC]

Nope. I thought that it whuld be a cool mug to own.

[CluckerChiken]

and it is.
I 0wn one and it 0wnz all other mugs :D

Its the UBERMUG!!!

[CluckerChiken]

Hey spector, did you receive anything yet???

[Von Doom BC]

They fucked up and send me the wrong mug...I'm werry mad Grrrrr

[CluckerChiken]

They fucked up and send me the wrong mug...I'm werry mad Grrrrr

With the wrong logo u mean?

If the right one is one the bill, then just mail them about it.
I had one false shipment of magnet thingies (some were crooked) and got a whole new batch within a week.

[CluckerChiken]

I checked, and according to the records, you ordered this mug.

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/nocache/4/12479424_B_tn.jpg

Maybe u selected the wrong one??..or was this the one you wanted and got the other one?

[Von Doom BC]

I wanted that one and got a "Air America radio" mug...
Damn I'm mad

[CluckerChiken]

I wanted that one and got a "Air America radio" mug...
Damn I'm mad

wtf?
Thats weird.
Did you contact them yet?
Their support dep. is very fast (in my case anyway)

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

I ordered a large Chiken T-shirt #2, hat, large Chiken baseball T-shirt and the Chiken large mug.

If you order t-shirts go with the next size up unless you like them tight. They are on the small side. It is a good quality t-shirt. Very sharp design. The large was small on me. I plan on getting a XL.

The hat was puny and not all that great quality wise. It fits my 11 year old fine. I will put that in perspective for you. I wear a 7 5/8 fitted baseball hat. I have this alien shaped head. Yes I admit it, lol.

The Chiken baseball t-shirt fits well and is a quality t-shirt. I am wearing it and nothing else as I type this message.

The mug is very nice. I dont know if it tells you the fl. oz. it holds but I got to figure it is around 16-18.

I received everything I ordered in about 2 weeks. I did not have any problems except I was unable to track it. No big deal really.

On a side note I noticed that NORML has some clothing for sale for those of you that get into that.

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

When I order the t-shirt, I will probably order a sweatshirt at the same time.

A few years ago I got a HEL sweatshirt and it is a good one. They run a little on the small side of sizes. I would advise you to order a size larger than normal.

[CluckerChiken]

PHOTOOOO'S SPECTOR!!

Lets see that manly torso of yours in chiken outfit :P

[Lickin'Chiken]

hey guys thats some cool stuff but i just cant get spring and nem wearing that thong out of my mined ! lol

[NemesisChiken]

Would shoving a big 'ol potato up your nose help?

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

Nemesis, as a fellow Chicagoan, I am shocked that you would waste that potato by putting it up his nose. Shocked and dismayed, when there are more appropriate places that a potato could be shoved. Please reconsider your choice.

Thank you.

[UnrealChiken]

I like fries:)

[Lickin'Chiken]

Ok i just got it out of my mined. thanks for the help :crazy:

[CluckerChiken]

Just for the hell of it i added some new items...

A Hoody!
http://storetn.cafepress.com/nocache/8/38760418_F_store.jpg

A Pillow
http://storetn.cafepress.com/nocache/9/38760419_F_store.jpg

and a Clock
http://storetn.cafepress.com/nocache/0/38760420_F_store.jpg

For the rest of the items, see HERE (http://www.cafepress.com/chikens)