Sneaking In

[Papa Theif]

I am snea.... I mean I would like to join the Chikens. I have aquired a large amount of cookies, beer and other nafarious liqueurs and am willing to return them if you let me in.

I play mechy mercs, homeworld 2, Call of Duty and BF1942.

Now please let me in before I start stea...I mean permantely borrowing other things.

[Anonymous]

We cannot accept this app until you have permission from your wife, a signed piece of paper will not do either.

[DruidChiken]

We cannot accept this app until you have permission from your wife, a signed piece of paper will not do either.

Yeh wot Stealthy said :P

[BasT]

and what about sexual favours? do we not get anything them?
gl

[DysedChiken]

Theif....

We have it on reasonable authority that Stolen has frowned upon you joining the Chikens. Apparently she felt that you would become remiss in the bedroom and forget her needs in your ferver for the games we will drag you into with us.

A note from a parent or gaurdian will help us better process this application.

BAWK!! and good luck getting it by Stolen.

(P.S. we have ya in da council machina shouldn't be long)

[Anonymous]

LOL BAWK! Good luck with the note and application Thief!

[Papa Theif]

Now bast I don't swing that way, but if it gets me in I will tell a couple of fellows and send them your way.

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

I believe there was a mention about some chores that needed to be done, a few bad habits that need cleared up...

I think the toilet seat issue was at the top of THAT particular list.

[Anonymous]

Well I can't blame her for putting him on THE list for those things.

[-StonedChiken-]

good luck papa

[Stolen Chiken]

Ya know, Theif, apparently youre well liked here. I *guess* I can give you permission to apply for entry into MY chikens...
depending on how well you pass the...umm.... ORAL exam.

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

gl papa

[DysedChiken]

Right then.....results of the vote are held pending Stolen's review of Papa's errmmmm Oral Exam.

[SmuttyChiken]

BAWK!!!

Some theif ... sneaking????

looks like you fell over every trip wire in the joint and all the Chikens have come outa the Coop BAKAWKING all over the place ....

:assshaking:

good luck mate .....

ROFL

[NemesisChiken]

It has come to our attention and I have been authorized to request, that due to pre-existing conditions and the general character that a name like "Papa Thief" holds, it is the policy of the Chiken Confederation to put you on notice that we conduct our affairs in strict compliance with the letter and spirit of general morality and to adhere to the highest principles of gaming ethics. Accordingly, all bawkers, feathered friends, and independent cluckers must avoid activities which are in conflict, or give the appearance of being in conflict, with these principles and with the interests of the Confederation.

For valuable consideration, the receipt of and sufficiency of which hereby are acknowledged, the applicant "Papa Thief" must hereby release and forever discharge the Chiken Confederation and its executors, administrators and personal representatives, from any and all manner of claims, demands, causes of action or suits that said applicant might now have or that might subsequently accrue to the Chiken Confederation by reason of any matter or thing whatsoever, and particularly growing out of or in anyway connected with, directly or indirectly, that certain application to Chikenhoodism dated July 20th, 2004 covering "Sneaking In".

In addition, the receipt and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, the applicant "Papa Thief" must hereby remise, release, and forever discharge the Chiken Confederation and its executors, administrators and personal representatives, of and from all, and all manner of, actions, causes of action, suits, proceedings, debts, dues, contracts, judgments, damages, claims, and demands whatsoever in general or equity, which he ever had, now has, or which heirs, executors, administrators or personal representatives hereafter can, shall, or may have for or by reason of any matter, cause, or thing whatsoever, from the beginning of the world to the date of these items.

Your application to the Chiken Confederation will be predicated on your unilateral compliance to the above.

[UnrealChiken]

um.....what he said!!

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

not even i could be arsed to read all that :D

theif did you join MERP the other night?


(p.s. hows the tongue lashing going???)

pps pictures would be good

ppps not of you though

[Geordie-Chiken]

Ok Since i couldnt be arsed to read all that anyone that did want to put it in SHORT and SIMPLE terms...

Its ok for us Clever Geordies.. but remember there is some Welsh people here too heheeh :assshaking:

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

Clever Geordies

is that an oxymoron?

[Geordie-Chiken]

Now Now Peek.. you know your just jealous of our interlect and charm... :finger:

[Stolen Chiken]

I am pleased to report that after a gruelling 4 hour oral exam, involving much tongue lashings, that Theif passed, with flying colors.
So he has my permission to join the Chikens, if y'all still want him.

[Stolen Chiken]

and someone want to tell me what the hell Nemmy said? He must be a friggin lawyer.

[Papa Theif]

Yes I was on MERP the other night, finally found and installed the hackpack

[UnrealChiken]

I would like to see the results of this exam!!!!! :assshaking:

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

After serious discussion, mainly focusing on thiefs skill or lack therof. It has been decided that he must be tested on the game of his choice. If he can best a chiken chosen at random, we will maybe offer a position.

[NemesisChiken]

and someone want to tell me what the hell Nemmy said? He must be a friggin lawyer.
hehe....It says that he must be behave himself and that we will not be held responsible for any of his thievery

[Stolen Chiken]

oh, ok.. so basically, what I tell him all the time! lol

[Stolen Chiken]

ok, chikens, Theif told me to come online and tell everyone to stop picking on him, so you know what that means??

THAAAAAAAATS right! hit 'em more. :assshaking:

(he was just kidding, but he said it in that "Im the man, so I am boss" voice, so this is payback)

[NemesisChiken]

oh, ok.. so basically, what I tell him all the time! lol
Does it work? If you can't get him to behave, how could we possible expect him to set the proper example !!

COUNCIL BEWARE !!

[Stolen Chiken]

sure it works, cuz Im usually naked when I tell him to stop doing whatever he's doing.. works like a charm.. of course, then I have to tell him to stop doing OTHER things and then, well, that just doesnt work...hehe..
take pity on the man, for his son's sake.
Its Lil Theifs 3rd bawkday today and he's getting more and more like daddy every day (may God have mercy on us) and if he sees daddy crying, what kind of message does that send to a angelica lil boy on his bawkday?

[NemesisChiken]

sure it works, cuz Im usually naked when I tell him to stop doing whatever he's doing.. works like a charm.. of course, then I have to tell him to stop doing OTHER things and then, well, that just doesnt work...hehe..take pity on the man, for his son's sake.
Well I haven't been a BigBird for a long time, but I don't think that would be an option for the Council ... on second thought - u never know thou, things change. :fag:

Its Lil Theifs 3rd bawkday today and he's getting more and more like daddy every day (may God have mercy on us) and if he sees daddy crying, what kind of message does that send to a angelica lil boy on his bawkday?
Pinch him 3 times for us :)

[DysedChiken]

Aye, happy bawkday lil theif.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

happy biffday lil theif

and papa if you see yoshi yamada in MERP gimme a tell :)

[Anonymous]

Happy Birthday Theif

[Papa Theif]

Alright peek I will take you challenge........let me think of a game............Oh I got it......CounterStrike. I will even host. Now all you have to do is pick the random chiken.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

glad to see a willingness on your part theif


unfortunately random chiken is on holiday atm

[Papa Theif]

So that means I win by default right ):

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

Actually Random Chiken is a friend of mine, he's taking a break from CS (CAL can burn ya out pretty fast), but I'm sure I can convince him to come back and pwn your noob butt for a few rounds.

[SmuttyChiken]

Bawk!!!!

SSSSSOOOOOOOO many Chikens !!!!!!!

LOL "pick a random Chiken"

"actually he is a friend of mine"

sorry .... I find that amusing ....

yeah yeah ... I know

Smutty :clubbed: Moocher

PS: I think I need to put that in my Sig ....

[WeirdChiken]

lol, you're not the only one Smutty

:clubbed:

[Anonymous]

Theif...this is what you get for all those years of 'borrowing' my stuff :)

[Anonymous]

ROFL I just wonder how many weekz it will take to set up that test match.

[Papa Theif]

I am wondering the same thing. What do I have to do here to get into the chikens. Find where the server is for these boards and steal it?

Come On!!!! Let me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Well I have it on good authority that you really only have to do one thing to get in... You must
NARFLE THE GARTHAK!!!
, after that they should let you in.

[Anonymous]

Oh boy, that'z going to be a real job.

[DysedChiken]

<ahem>

Theif,

We have discussed the issue of your worthiness with RandomChiken. It appears even Random will not play you because your not worthy. As a Drunk.....you left him somewhat wanting in the games experience department.

Now, council was left in a quandry. We have had an empassioned letter on behalf of StolenChiken. In she claims that you are the father of her children and therefore must be granted access to the hallowed halls of Chikdom. She further went on to stat that you passed your "Oral Exam" but just barely.

As a result of the pleas of your your betrothed we of the council have decided that you must do the following in order to gain enterance into the Chiken Coop:

1. You must redo your Oral Exam with Stolen at least twice. A score of 80% or better is required.

2. You have to ask Mooch if he would be good enough to post in the "Ask the council thread" and empassioned plea for clemency of your application..

3. You have been a good sport regardless of what Stolen has put you through. So ya need to pick a Chiken name. You will go on three weeks probation as of today and ya get your keys as long as Mooch, Inno and most importantly Stolen's approval all checks out.

4. Now give us a BAWK! and always remember....Stolen made us do it. I am hoping ya can forgive Peek enough to give him the requisite cookie and beer choices.

BAWK! Theif.

[Anonymous]

BAWK! Welcome to the coop Theif!

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK Theif, welcome to da coop.

[SmuttyChiken]

BAWK! Theif ...

Welcome to the Coop ....

I was beginning to wonder just how many Chiken mojos you HAD actually stolen .......

[Stolen Chiken]

~side note.. after much instructions on my part, Theif retook his oral exam and passed with flying colors..

Welcome to the coop, honey.. BAWK!
I love you.. but I will always have more Chiken seniority than you!

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

BAWK! and welcome to the coop

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

welcome Thief good to have you man

[DruidChiken]

Bawk!!

Welcome Theif, at last :P

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

YAY

[Anonymous]

Bawk

Congrats Theif

[NemesisChiken]

Welcome to the funny farm Thief

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

*me wonders if he knows what he's really in for???*

[Anonymous]

Nemesis, he came to us FROM the funny farm.

The Funny Farm Forum (http://www.docholidaysasylum.com/forum/)

[Clepto Chiken]

Thanks for FINALLY letting me in. I agree to play nice. Just tell me were you keep the valuable and I will make sure not to bother them O:)

Peek I have your beer and cookies. The white powder on the cookies is umm suger.

[Anonymous]

BAWK

Welcome Clepto!

[Anonymous]

Clepto Chiken
Little Stepper


Age: 26
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 2
Location: Oklahoma :D

[burningchiken]

BAWK welcome Clepto... so can we have all thoughs stolen good back?

[Anonymous]

What stolen goodz? :P

A good Theif never admitz to anything.