Doc Holiday
07-05-2004, 07:46 AM
Q: What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers go away.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
Q: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
A: Batchelors go to the fridge, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married Men go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the fridge.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the crap out of you.
Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women?
A: Hangovers go away.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
Q: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
A: Batchelors go to the fridge, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married Men go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the fridge.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the crap out of you.
Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.