View Full Version : Celebrate the 4th safely.
Stolen Chiken
07-01-2004, 06:37 PM
Here ya go, for all you pyros like Theif who have been banned by court order to not go within 500 ft of fireworks...
http://www.njagyouth.org/Liberty_.htm
UnrealChiken
07-01-2004, 06:40 PM
I only burned down the house once and they bann me from fireworks, or how I like to call them, "my Babies!!!!".
PherdnutChiken
07-01-2004, 08:12 PM
Dude, I stick to my neighborhood (Bucktown, Chicago) during the 4th. All the major illegal stuff going off wildly around you is way more fun to watch than a professional show.
peekaboochiken
07-02-2004, 01:20 PM
bawk
i trust theif will be following that order ;)
Papa Theif
07-02-2004, 05:09 PM
he he , that is why someone else buys them for me.
Mortars I needs lots of Mortars.
You know you have an impressive firework display when it is bright enought to read a book by.
ValkyrieChiken
07-02-2004, 05:56 PM
Anarchist Handbook, Volume 4. By : Papa Thief
... Taking the ..... mixture with a cup of hand crumbled styrophome and 3 onces of powdered tide, mix it smoothly and pour the contented into the pipe. After each 3rd of the contents have been added, put a layer of...... to insure a good blast radius and effective incapacitation zone.
Hmmmmm.... I would guess by saying incapacitation they mean you are awed by the wonderful colors and starry patterns.
Stolen Chiken
07-02-2004, 06:20 PM
oh yeah, he's mesmerized by colored star patterns... hehehe...
(inside joke, I have 5 different sized and colored stars tattooed on my right breast.)
Anonymous
07-02-2004, 06:39 PM
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ValkyrieChiken
07-02-2004, 07:08 PM
Stolen, I do have eagle wings tattoed below the small of my back, ending right where the crack starts and bliss begins. Not sure about the joke bit, but it could lead inside. ;)
:assshaking:
peekaboochiken
07-03-2004, 08:45 AM
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