MoocherChiken
10-07-2003, 02:21 AM
> Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic
> Than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The
> Kennedy's Don't! Own It Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In
> Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay,
> We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangular States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last
> Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
> That's Just Our Tourism Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap
> Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
> Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense -- From The
> Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your
> Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax
> Dollars At Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
> You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50
> States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
> We Didn't Actually Surrender
> ~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak
> English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And
> Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin:! Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ..and the sheep are nervous!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic
> Than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The
> Kennedy's Don't! Own It Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In
> Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay,
> We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangular States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last
> Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
> That's Just Our Tourism Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap
> Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
> Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense -- From The
> Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your
> Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax
> Dollars At Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
> You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50
> States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
> We Didn't Actually Surrender
> ~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak
> English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And
> Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin:! Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ..and the sheep are nervous!