Chiken Soup

[Valkyrie]

Heres a few things that i was think'n about.

What does it mean to be a chiken?
Why did the chiken cross the road?
Why isn't the chiken word "Cluk" ?
What happened to the "C" in chiken?
How does a chiken fire mech weapons without apposable thumbs?
If i was tar and feathered, would someone be naked?
Do chikens have lips?


(with smooth transition, the recruiting attempt was thwarted and the brainwashing scheme avoided <} )


~VAl

[Anonymous]

Okay, being of the intellectually superior gender, I am going to answer all your questions.

1. What does it mean to be a chiken?

You get to play games with other Chikens. Chikens are a hell of a lot of fun to play games with so I can't think of any better company that a person can have than other Chikens. Hey, if someone calls you a chicken for running away from a fight, you get to ignore the second "c" and respond with a proud battle cry! BAWK!

2. Why did the Chiken cross the road?

We didn't. We were driving the car that made a greasy spot with a few scattered feathers. A chicken might have, but that's entirely another critter. (see other answers)

3. Why isn't the Chiken word "cluck"?

There is a CluckerChiken, but not a BawkChiken. Clucker would get really confused if we all started saying his name constantly. It would drive him crazy!

4. What happened to the "C" in Chiken?

It's there. It's the first letter in the word! We are the Chi Ken Confederation. Since we're too lazy to use the shift key three times, and silly enough to not be afraid to call ourselves Chikens, it became the Chiken Confederation. Chi - inner Ken - calm. A chicken is our mascot, but we're a completely different type of bird.

5. How does a Chiken fire mech weapons without apposable thumbs?

Easy. We're not chickens so we do have opposable thumbs.

6. If I was tar and feathered, would someone be naked?

SexyChiken and I are always naked. We like to show nudies of ourselves and be seen as sex objects. We have contests to see who can get Dragonic to say he's going to have a wank the most in a conversation.

7. Do Chikens have lips?

Sure, I have 2 sets. Wanna see? (refer to answer #6)

BAWK!

You have not avoided the brainwashing scheme. The greatest trick of the devil is to convince the world that he doesn't exist. While we're not the devil, good brainwashing is undetectable for you.

You have made is painfully obvious that you don't like us. I always knew the day would come when that you would turn your back on us and go your own way. I just deluded myself in hoping that you wouldn't, that you would stay here and be a part of our group. I understand and respect your decision if you decide you don't like us enough to be one of us. If that's the case, then go in peace and all our best wishes. We just want you to know that...that...we love you. *breaks down and cries*

Did my guilt trip work? :D

P.S. There is a SOUPChiken, so be careful with your topics. :D

[SexyChiken]

:)

[MoocherChiken]

Okay, being of the intellectually superior gender,
In her mind, "intellectually superior" is equivelent to talking or, in this case, typing someone into submission.

The good thing is that in all that blabbing, she was able to address your questions with minimal redundency.

:blob:

BTW, I was spamming my MSN contact list last night, so sorry I missed ya.

[Valkyrie]

Inno Dear,

I started out choking because of some of the answers (yikes!!!) then ended up wanting to cry. I'm so choked up right now, Gosh you can lay it on thick.


Thats it, now i gotta eat some chocolate ice cream and its all your fault. :elephant:

[Anonymous]

You can end the pain by just applying. :P

[OmegaChiken]

ok if she doesnt apply in the next few days im makin a poll "HOW LONG WILL VALKYRIE HOLD OUT AGAINST BAWKING?" lol j/k :D

[Valkyrie]

IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!!!!

You want me to make a life altering decision in a few days!!! Are you crazy? Are you nuts! Are you blomming scitzo? Are you, a, Chiken?


Maybe I'll join some support group for old retired mechwarriors. Do you think they have retirements centers that have beds set-up like an aries cockpit ? Maybe I wont have to shave my legs there.

Hey, is there a hairy chicken yet ? LOL (j/k)

[LoogieChiken]

<Puts up anti-OMO barricades on this thread>

[OmegaChiken]

rofl crazy yes anyways i was joshing you val :P **helps loogie set up the barricades*

[Valkyrie]

I know. I dont take anything any of you say seriously :oÞ


After Innocent put the ban on me, now I have to make my own conversation. I work crazy hours and often find myself jabbering on at my dog. At least someone cares about me 8-[

See you chikies smetime tomarrow.


~Val

[WeirdChiken]

At least someone cares about me

bawwk

We all care about you here...including your old AvEnGeR

Now come on...let me hear a "bawwwk!" :)

[Z-Chiken]

Heres a few things that i was think'n about.

What does it mean to be a chiken?
Why did the chiken cross the road?
Why isn't the chiken word "Cluk" ?
What happened to the "C" in chiken?
How does a chiken fire mech weapons without apposable thumbs?
If i was tar and feathered, would someone be naked?
Do chikens have lips?


(with smooth transition, the recruiting attempt was thwarted and the brainwashing scheme avoided <} )


~VAl

1. Being a chiken means your 4 miles past the insane turnoff at life's highway, but happy.

2. To prove he wasnt a chiCken. Obvious. Silly girl.

3. A certain HW chiken who's name start's (and ends) with a Z has been returning cluk's to bawk's since 2000. Since he has copywrited alongside clucker, all other chikens are thus prohibited from using clucks under penalty of leg waxing.

4. It used to be a L but got bent, much like bast :D

5. How does a chicken lay and egg with such a small ass? The way of the chiken has many mysteries, join and find out our deepest secrets.

6. When inno isnt naked you can look up Glad and Bast's respective skirts. Just don't expect to find much cucumber in that there salad.

7. Some chikens even have more than one pair, right inno, you temptress?

So, when you joining?

Have a nice day.

[Valkyrie]

Far, far too much information.


*gulp*




~Val

[Valkyrie]

OooOoh, i'm now a Big Paw for posts. Whatever that means.

[Anonymous]

You're over recruiting forum 10 posts. That's all it ask to join means.

[SexyChiken]

I think we should let her in whether she wants it or not, they used to call it being pressganged in the old days. :)

We have a Chiken in denial here :P

[TaintedChiken]

i agree with sexy lol