i think i'm too chicken

[Anonymous]

hi there chickies!!!

i'm glad to be wanted. please know that i would like to join, but ijust can't at this time. it does not mean you havta stop giving me attention though ;oÞ

when i have more time to commit to a group, i will. right now, i'll be glad to just hang around and have a great time. maybe i'll elect myself to be an associate chicken...hehehe

besides, who ever heard of a valkyrie chicken. if any one has any suggestions on a CLEAN name, i'd love to hear them.

i hope this doesn't put me in the hen house with everyone. love you all


Val

[DruidChiken]

Sorry to hear that Val, but I am sure there will always be a welcome for u here :)

[Anonymous]

BAWK Val. I'm ignoring this! Half the fun is in bugging you about it! LOL

[Anonymous]

balk !!! no
Bauk !!! no
bauhk !! no

well, looks like i'll have to stick around till i at least get that right. ;o)

hey chickies, like i said, i love the attention, hehehe. you never know, you might brain wash me into doing it sooner then later.

maybe i'll change my faction name to "So Chicken" or something.


~Val

[LoogieChiken]

Yay I get to keep harassing Valkyrie!!!!

Welcome to the forums, and I know we can brainwash you everntually

BUKAWK

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

hey Val so are you wanting to join us?

pls pls say yes so we can put this to council and get you in, even if you are busy with RL doesnt stop you being a chiken :)

[DysedChiken]

What our happy lil welshman said.

[Anonymous]

She does want to be a Chiken, we just can't beat it into her thick head that she doesn't have to have any responsibilities with us other than that whole saying "bawk" thing.

Just admit it!

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

BAWK!

[SexyChiken]

YEH bawk!!

[Valkyrie]

i resent being called thick headed. my skull cannot possibly be more then 92% bone. thick is more like 94.3 % bone. hehehe

as for "chiken" brain washing, i am "chiken" afraid "chiken" your efforts " chiken" are falling "chiken" on deaf " chiken" ears.


;oÞ

[Anonymous]

I'm a poor lil chiken who has lost her way...bawk...bawk...bawk

[Anonymous]

:jail:

[Valkyrie]

checking my avatar thingy

[MoocherChiken]

I'm a poor lil Chiken who'se lost his avatar.

BAWK!
BAWK!
BAWK!
:D

This is a no strings attached arrangement Val. The only requirement for membership is to ask (which you almost did) and then once accepted to feed our Cookie Troll (ya only gotta do it once, and he's kinda blind so you can just pretend).

[OmegaChiken]

a valkyriechiken eh? that sound cool to me :D join us valkyrie **hipnotizes her** MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous]

I r'member a Val, me and inno used to play with alot, in BK. I r'member her being from and living in Canada (?) ...... :huh:

help me out inno, am i thinking of same one here?

[PherdnutChiken]

Sounds like more of an HW2 chiken name if you ask me.

[DruidChiken]

Nope Pher this Valkyrie is Mechy :)

[MoocherChiken]

Aye, same Val Toxic. Inno and I have been harping on her to submit an app for almost a fawking year. LOL this would be a non-app application.

[WeirdChiken]

bawwk

Hey Val, wassup? (the ol AvEnGeR here)

I thought you were with AG? or have I missed some history :huh:

[Anonymous]

Sweet! Mooch,....she would be a welcome addition to the unit


By the way, how ya be feelin? :beer: :smoke: :D

[Anonymous]

BAWK VAL!

I am with Weird, Toxic, Moocher, Innocent on this one. You need to be saying thoze magic wordz!

[PherdnutChiken]

Pherdnut is Sex0R?

I wanna bawk?

Death to Cows?

Secede to Canada?

[OmegaChiken]

all those except pherd is a sexOr that isnt true :alright:

[Valkyrie]

I must resist. I will not submit to "b" this onslaught of "ba" foul play. The pressure is almost "baw" overwealming. i must. not. submit. to this. b.a.w.....




another round of chiken-ocide prevented. hehehe ;o)


'lov-u-guys'

~val

[Anonymous]

*not known by val, but underneath her very feet StealthyChiken is forming an elite force know as the CRMJ or Chiken Recruit Maker Joiners, this force goes in the dead of night and stalks its victims until it sleeps, than the force hytpnotises it than drag it off to the recruitment forum were the victim wakes only to have the urge to BAWK*

[Valkyrie]

KWAB, KWAB,

.si melborp eht tahw wonk t'nod I

!!! em pleh enoyna nac

!!!ESAELP,

(O; EHEHEH

[Anonymous]

uh oh, bawking is the first step

stealth, it's working so keep it up

[PherdnutChiken]

I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like we need ANOTHER mechy.




















Shhh. Reverse psychology. Her brain isn't the size of a peanut yet.

[DruidChiken]

Her brain isn't the size of a peanut yet.

You mean the size of a Pherdnut :P

[OmegaChiken]

tru :D comeon valkyrie you can do it one... two...three BAWK!!!!! mwhahahahahaha im helpin stealthy out on this one shes a hard case to make bawk

[PherdnutChiken]

I'll have you know that my Pherdnut has been judged to be very aesthetically appealing by all the women I've ever dated.

[OmegaChiken]

you know you just looked those words up in the dictionary :P

[Anonymous]

Val, while I do realize that you are Canadian, which limits your decision making speed, this is getting silly. Just make the call now, go ahead and post the magic words and be done with it. You know that our relentless pursuit of you will not stop until we have you tarred and feathered or feathered, whichever the job requires.

Just make it easy on yourself and make the request.

BAWK! :D

[OmegaChiken]

yea what inno said :P

[Valkyrie]

I have nothing against the canadians of the world. I am from the great northwest. A place known as Oegon. (Or-y-gun)

Now you made me just about forget about that B word. maybe you are thinking of another Val. :o(

Poor old me. "sniff"snif" . No one loves an old used up Valkyrie. "sniff"snif"sniff"

(looks up to see if anyones still watching)

"sniff"sniff"sniff"

;o)

[Anonymous]

Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I had your location confused because of certain times in history.

Do you want the tar and feathers or just feathers?

[Valkyrie]

Tar and Feathered!!!!

That would be the "Coop" de gras. hehehe. I like my wing, i mean arms, just the way they are.

I just got beat up real bad on the chiken server. Not a single chikie came to my rescue :o(

Gosh, just when you think you kow some people, they leave you to baste on your own.


Oh, i just started to play that american armie game. I cant even get through the escape evasion thing. Is there any secret to it?

[Anonymous]

Aye, there is.

Join CC and get our secret knowledge from the AA private forum.

We won't rescue you if you don't come on msn and tell us there's a problem.

BAWK!

[OmegaChiken]

again what innosaid join us val it would be great to have another bawker in da coop :D

[Anonymous]

Free doughnuts :D

[OmegaChiken]

yep the good ones to :)

[Anonymous]

Okay, Val. I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this, but you've run out of attention credit. If you want any more, you'll have to apply. :D

BAWK

[OmegaChiken]

shall i set up the poll then on how long before she starts bawking?

[Anonymous]

Who are you talking about Omega?

[OmegaChiken]

oh lol bast actually heard his sex change went well :P

[Anonymous]

A wise chiken once said "Apply or Die"...

And that wise chiken was me.

[OmegaChiken]

forgive stealthy hes had to much sugar :P lol but wise saying tho lmao

[Anonymous]

:clubbed:

[Anonymous]

Who are you people talking about?

[Anonymous]

umm... val?

[Anonymous]

Val still aint a chik yet? who's in charge of "closin" this deal? Have we asked for Val's business, and not relented until being told "NO!", at least 3 times? Have we handled any objections from Val appropriately?

Sometimes, ya gotta "cut the cord" and walk away... :P
Sometimes, time invested to a certain point makes you wonder whether or not the potential business (unit membership) gained was ever worth it. Walk away before that ratio gets to lop-sided.

Ok, Ok, i need to lighten up! My sales staff really sucked this month :alright: i think i need to go on a firing sprew... :madman:

[Anonymous]

I'm not gonna worry about it. I'll just continue to be nice to val on the opens and if she ever does change her mind...I'll take that as it comes. No big deal.

Toxic, shit goes uphill as well as down, huh?

[Valkyrie]

Ok..Ok..Ok... so I Lied. Here is another post.

You said you will be relentless untill I say NO 3 times.

Here it is.

NO

No

n..B..a..w.....K!!!

[Anonymous]

Val, Val, Val...

When are you ever gonna learn the secret to a really good Chiken tease? It's not about whether or not you'll join, because you know you want to, it's more about telling all the guys you have a HDD full of nudies of yourself, and then not showing any of them.

:D

[Anonymous]

Innocent,

That would just outright be a lie (I've already done that). I would never have pics of myself. I don't need them. I ALWAYS play mechwarrior in the buff. I have a clear vinyl fully reclinable swinging chair, mirrors around my whole system, and a subwoofer 5-1 surround system that shakes and vibrates just right when my RAC's fire.

Sometimes I think about all the Hard Mech action going on that I..

Sorry, have to run.


~Val

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

Sinnocent, I think she's got the Chiken tease thing down.

THANK FAWK I don't have to get up for another 10 minutes or so.

Think baseball Mooch, BASEBALL. Aw FAWK, I hate baseball...

[Valkyrie]

~besides,

is there anything at all that I can add to an already wonderful group of people. I mean, just because I sit here lonely most every night, sometimes waiting on the chiken voice speak server all bny myself. No one comes on and visits or makes a girl feel at home *sigh* (looks up to see if anyones looking), all by myself.

Well, guess i'll just keep sitting around somewhere. someday, someone will visit little lonely me (and maybe not make toooo much fun of me)

In the mean time, my Aries will keep me company.

~Val

[MoocherChiken]

OH VAL!

http://chikens.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2063

Make sure ya register with the TS server. :)

[Valkyrie]

WOW

With a voice, you chikens are almost like real people. ;) Hopefully I can pick up the microphone tomarrow from the computer guru at work. He has a closet full of junk.

Some one on the voice thing said they had a spare one and could send it. I wont need that to be done. If I can't get one tomarrow, I get paid in a few days and should be able to get a headset mic combination then. I bet he has one though.

~ Val