i was looking at your clan and like what i see

[Anonymous]

hi guys ,some of you guys probably reconize me from hw2 ,thats pretty much the only game i play at the moment, dysedchicken turned me on to the site but i have been checking you out for a while.as you can see im in the 8th and post in there about 2 to 5 times per day but im 35 and am the oldest out of the lot ! lol so sometimes its hard to relate to some of the chit chat if you know what i mean! dont get me wrong i love most of the members but im just not 100% happy. well i live in idaho im a contractor all high end residentail stuff im married with one boy [ 6 ] a dog and 2 cats.i ride and race dirt bikes, spend lots of time on the boat during the summer and i like beer :drinking: ! im not sure what else to tell you but i will admit that my wife hates hw2 ! and sometimes she doesnt let me play lol . am i the only one in that sitch ? well i hope i can be apart of your clan , it seems like your a great bunch of gamers so ill look forward to meeting you . ps forgive my spelling i whent to public school lol

[Anonymous]

BAWK Good Luck

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

:drinking: BAWK! man dysed said u played good and told me to say hi. saw u on hw2 on the 4/28 talked to u some. well good luck :givemebeer: LOL

[DysedChiken]

BAWK!! and Welcome Thumperpwr.

I know we had a helluva a chat the other night and its good to see ya.

I will put your app in the council machine. Takes not more than 48 hours usually but sometimes the old farts I am on staff with dawdle because they are surfing porn. The punk on staff just got his age of majority and well...he discovered booze and his weiner and well.....you know how it goes.

Anyway, glad to have you come on and apply.

One quick question is that, does the 8th know you came?

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

good luck bro

does your wife bake cookies?????

2 cats???? 1 self motivated pet not enough???? get another dog, something big and snarly (like dysed on the rag but with 4 legs) then you wont have to worry bout getting rid of the cats

[DysedChiken]

or the kids...LOL!!

[SexyChiken]

Awww Uncle Dysed is a pussycat really :P

[PherdnutChiken]

Personally, I'd like to make sure 8th is cool with us taking you in first. I like those guys and don't want to taint our relations with them, but that's up to the council. Otherwise, good luck Thumpr.

[DruidChiken]

im not sure what else to tell you but i will admit that my wife hates hw2 ! and sometimes she doesnt let me play lol . am i the only one in that sitch ?


That goes with the territory with all on-line games bro, lol

:clubbed: Druid(Hen-Pecked)Chiken

[Anonymous]

well know they dont know anything about me joining the bawk lol and im sure that they will be very unhappy but they all love me and i think they will want whats best for me . what do you guys think ? should i tell them , i dont want this to become like a soap opra lol . i do respect all 8th members and we have gemini 8th who is also on tlc and it seems to work for him but just let me know what u guys think ! i think i have a lot to offer and if i become a member of your flock i will be an active , not an inactive member ! ps i have a name picked out to lol well its probably taken . anyways i have some clients intown untill sunday night so it will be hard for me to play with anyone on anything for that matter untill they leave lol i want to get into some games with you guys so i can get to know you but it will have to wait . sad well cyalater thump

[DysedChiken]

Thump,

Man what can I say. Its our policy not to recruit outside of the freelancers unless the homeclan is okay.

Chiken is a fun organization (for the most part) that likes very much being some of the elite on every game we play and we don't need a pocket load of trouble more than we already have on our hands.

So in short if you wish to be a chiken you are going to have to tell them, I am sorry dude.

BAWK!

[Anonymous]

ok will talk to them wish me luck !
!

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

good luck thumper

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

my wife hats me playing any game on line it drives a chiken too :drinking:

[KungFuChiken]

Bawk!

Good luck Thumpr!

[Z-Chiken]

I solved the wife not likeing online gameing problem... Didn't get married!


Best of luck on application, we need more senile old farts around here so that these new uns have some dypers to change :D

BAWK!

BTW, Awesome sig Kung Fu, but shouldnt it be Chop suey chiken? :P

[Anonymous]

well i talked with the 8th and they all want whats best for me and they all are going to miss me just like i thought but they agree that their hw2 group is very weak and geting weaker . i seemed to stir up alot of talk about the clan and where its headed and so forth , and i sorta knew that this would. but brad our moderater said whatever i deside is ok with him and we will always be pals . sad :alright: i think i would like to just post on your foroums for a while , get some good games in and you guys let me know if you want me or not . well im going to have some moose drool thats a beer by the way so talk with ya later.

[Anonymous]

hey i cant seem to post with my name or log in , only as a guest! please help me am scared and cold and i dont knowwhat time it is , or maybe im just :drunk: thumper

[BasT]

ah bradGTS, that rings a bell

[Anonymous]

yes brad gts, and i got maried so i can havee this :assshaking: every night but my wifes looks better than this one lol thumper

[DysedChiken]

TubTumper.....

We of the wise ye ol confederation of duely elected council Slobs wish the following upon you:

1. You are from this point for a period of three weeks on probation as a Chiken...During that time you must get with other birds and learn the power of the BAWK!

2. You must pay homage to our resident cookie troll. He is a harsh task master and must be tythed with the appropriate cookie confection of your choice.

3. Clear your throat and give is a BAWK!

4. Scrap around that navel and extract all lint...slip it in an envelope and send it to Z. Sign the card you enclose "With my deepest Love BasT"

5. Announce your new Chken name here. Log it on the system. You will need to get a hotmail account set up with your new Chik name. You will then send a PM to LonestarChiken to add you to the appropriate lists of your games so that when your probation is up we know about it.

6. BAWK!

7. Whenever possible remind Dragonic that you love the taste of Penquins and Koala bears fresh from the barbie serve with a shrimp. Remind him that he is "your" bitch and you are going to own him. When you spank him use the phrase "Who's your Daddy" he loves that.

8. BAWK!

9. Play hard...laugh harder and BAWK! alot.

10. Moo at CluckerChiken and tell him in a short breif detail how you intend to "use" his hamster.

BAWK! and Welcome to the coop Thump.

I am thinking you will like it here.

Dysed (and council, except for BasT who is currently undergoing gender reassingment)

[Anonymous]

:dancing: :dancing: :elephant: great , hey can u e mail me and let me know if my name is taken? it will be something diferent , i need to know what just what all the words that were coming out of your mouth were also dysed! im a little slow ! lol know i just need to know what the cookie troll is and so forth so pm or email me if you would please thumperpwr@adelphia.net thanks guys and sory about that game today with spring and everyone else my screen whent blank , i could still here sounds but i had to reboot , then when i got back in and are positions were messed up i was runing out of time and had to go to a bb q - birthday party, man i wanted to play and thats all i could think about all night . well thanks guys , oh ya does that screen thing happen to anyone else? becouse it happens to me some times , 3 times a weak or so . :computer: ok cya guys thumper

[Anonymous]

oh ya BAWK BAWK BAWK ! THUMPER

[Dragonic_Chiken]

bwhahahahh dysed whatever you reckon i eat koala's and crocodiles for breakfast but i bung em in the microwave dude (geez get with the times) and you are my bitch dysed i own you *holds certificate of ownership up* and well bast is me bitch but he owns me, i think hes me bitch cause hes getting gender reassignment so hes getting ready for when the op is complete ;)

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

concrgz thumper o and peek is the cookie troll lol :givemebeer: