Bawk! @ the Chikens

[Lucifer]

Greetings.

I am Lucifer, and I ever so humbly request to become a member of the Chiken Confederation.

Why?

Well, you see, I would rather be playing *with* you than to be having my ass handed to me on a platter *by* you.

Additionally, of the clans and...er... communities I have encountered online, The Chikens are by far the most active and sportsmanlike players out there. My opinion, but it is worth a lot to me.

Currently, I play HW2. I may consider getting other games in the future, but my career and family leave me with little spare time, so I will only buy a game if I am certain I will be able to play.

In addition to working as a software engineer, I am also a professionally trained chef - what can I say, I needed money for school, and it really turns my wife on.

I think your cookie troll would enjoy my almond cookies.

As for tea and biscuits, I, being the pathetic Yank that I am, prefer coffee - mmm coffee *drool*... huh? Where was I? Oh yeah, tea. No tea. And keep the biscuits.

And as for Peep's beer, I'm afraid I don't (and can't) drink. But I could always slip you one of my Valium, if you are that desperate. :sleeping:

I look forward to hearing from you! Oh, and Puking need not worry about being offended by my nick or my badge - I will change both if I join.

BAWK!

[BasT]

bawk gl bro

btw whats with yer badge?

[OmegaChiken]

hey lucifer sup u got my vote, m8(though it probably wont count) your a good player and very sportsmanlike u stay to the bitter end and thats something i like cause it shows u still wanna fight(yes i baged another one :jive: ) anyways ur app will be put into the council machine as soon as the council birds get back from there all night drinking binge. gl BAWK!

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

good luck lucy

the offer of valium will swing it for you :D

[GuerillaChiken]

hey lucifer sup u got my vote, m8(though it probably wont count)

Damn str8 Omega, now get back in the sweat box!


Good luck Lucifer, thanks for applying.

[Z-Chiken]

Hmm, Devilchiken...

Anyways, expect an official decision sometime this millenia.

[GuerillaChiken]

Wow...I am uber fast...

Congrats Lucifer! Welcome to the Coop!

First things second...

Choose a Chiken name.

Take back the cookies you gave the troll, we are starving him as he has began to poo on the rugs.

There is a three week probationary period after which you will be granted access to our private forums. Until then have a good time and give a bawk to your new fowl brethren.

BAWK!

[Anonymous]

Fastest recruit ever! 25 minutes? :D

Welcome.

[DevilChiken]

Whoa, was that fast or what?

B-B-BUKAWK!

... and THANK YOU!

BaST: My soon to be retired badge is a blood red upside down cross. Given that my colors are black and... well, *darker* black, it kind of stands out.

I joined a game with Puking last night and he kind of freaked.

Puking: You may not beleive this, but I am a devout Roman Catholic and attend Mass every week. Weird, huh?

Omega: Thanks for the good word. It counts to me.

Thanks again. BAWK!

I hope to be kicking some serious fawking butt with you guys later.

[OmegaChiken]

least it counts to someone hehe welcome dude

[DysedChiken]

If ya had said ya knew OmegaFattySpammer we would of turfed ya out on your EAR!

BAWK!!age and welcome.

[OmegaChiken]

awww are u still made u didnt get the part as marylin monroe dysed? hmm maybe its the kilt dont go into a sandstorm lol

[DruidChiken]

Bawk!

Welcome Devil :)

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

welcome devil :)

[PherdnutChiken]

Now we have to teach him how we cheat... >AHEM!< I mean! What tactics we use to gain the advantage!

[OmegaChiken]

Now we have to teach him how we cheat... >AHEM!< I mean! What tactics we use to gain the advantage! yes we will have to teach him mwhahahaha

[BasT]

yeah, we can teach omega 2 while were at it :P mwahah

[OmegaChiken]

**cough noob cough cough**

[BasT]

**cough noob cough cough**

that you are me boy, that you are.... mwahah

[DevilChiken]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys.

And yes, I somehow forgot to mention that I knew Omega. That may seem odd to you given that his name was burned onto the surface of my brain (I read most of the recruiting posts and a bunch of GD threads before I applied).

But really, forgetting to mention that I knew the biggest canned meat imitation on the forums was a simple mistake. Honest.

No, really... hey... why are you all looking at me like that?

BAWK!

[Dragonic_Chiken]

Omega again *shakes head* :poked: bwhhahahahha we still love ya omega ;)

[BasT]

Omega again *shakes head* :poked: bwhhahahahha we still love ya omega ;)

omg so :fag: from you Drag, i really really worry bout you sometimes!

[Dragonic_Chiken]

what do you expect from an aussie

[OmegaChiken]

alot more from bast QUEEN OF THE NOOBS hail!

[KungFuChiken]

Bawk!

Welcome to the coop Devil.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

congrats devil

btw, try Americas army

all the best chikens play it :D

[BasT]

what peeka said!

[Anonymous]

And remember, I'm the evil one around here. :D

BAWK

BTW, AA is for pansies and noobs.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

BTW, INNOCENT IS FOR PANTIES AND BOOBS

[OmegaChiken]

bawk

BTW, INNOCENT IS FOR PANTIES AND BOOBS :popcorn: whens the show start?

[Snake-Chiken]

And remember, I'm the evil one around here. :D

BAWK

BTW, AA is for pansies and noobs.

wana bet :alright:

MWAHAHHAHAHAHA

[DevilChiken]

Bawk!

Now, with that out of the way...

let me into the forums!

Or i'll stab you with my pitchfork...

Thanks,
DevilChiken