Bawk! chikens :)

[Glas]

Hi all,

I'd like to join up with you guys. I know alot of you for a long time through MW4 (I played as ELH_GlasgowCelts), and recently ive been playing AA with Peeker (my brother-in-law...does that get me bonus points? More likely a door slammed in my face, one mad jock is enough! ;) ) and Inspector, Bastid, Glad etc.

Since im teaming up with them when they are on and using your TS server often, it would be nice to actually become part of the Chiken family.

*feathers crossed* :D

Glas

p.s BAWK Dysed, long time no see mate! :)

[Anonymous]

Holy Shit...Another Tim!!!

Forget the normal recruiting process....YOU ARE SO IN!!!!!

Ha ha..kidding. Good luck in the application though :D

btw..Celtic 3 Villareal 0 - you heard it here first!

[GuerillaChiken]

Bawk! Good luck with the App!

[Anonymous]

BAWK Good luck Glas. :)

[Z-Chiken]

Good luckz

[OmegaChiken]

goodluck dude

[BasT]

was wondering when you'd show up! LOL good luck m8... tho i dont think you'll need it!

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

the above application requires long deliberation and much soul searching

nah, fawk it, let him in or i'll post naked pictures of webcamglad

[DysedChiken]

Alright Glas.....

HERE IS THE SCOOP:

1. You will have to share your sheep with GLAD and PEEK!

2. Give is a BAKAWK!

3. Tell us; is Peek a nOOb?

4. Give us BAwk!!!

5. Ifin a scotsman could chuck a peek would he?

6. Never admit to knowing peek again....infact disown him, disavow him or provide us Pics of your next drunken beer swig cause he told us you nekkid was a beautiful thing.

7. As you are aware Peeek is the cookie troll....While having a warm cup o' tea....would ya be kind enough to tell us just what kind of biscuit gets your motor running.

8. Teach Omega how to wank.....we have to house train him and slapping him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for licking his gentials and saying in a firm voice "NO!" is having no affect.

9. Pick a new and unique Chiken name (CelticChiken perhaps?)

10. GIVE US A FAWKING BIG BAWK!

11. Ya need to PM LonestarChiken with the name you have picked for yourself and provide him an email.

Glad to have ya mate. Been a loooooooooooooong ass time in the coming. Welcome aboard and to the nuthouse.

Dysed

P.S. Three weeks till ya get access to executive lav's soz.....but if ya want to bawk for mech...we can arrange that.

BAWK!! :elephant:

[Anonymous]

BAWK Congrats Celtic :)

[Anonymous]

BAWK Congrats Glas

[Glas]

Bawk!

Thanks all, glad to be joining up with ya!

@ Angel: Yup, another tim ;) If your prediction's right, the beers are on me! :drunk:

@ Dysed:

1. You will have to share your sheep with GLAD and PEEK!

I prefer the blow-up sort, less 'emotional attachment' if you know what I mean ;) But if I must share, they can wait in line. Just as long as they dont stand directly behind me ;)

2. BAKAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK

3. Tell us; is Peek a nOOb?

He plays like one, does that count?!

4. BAwwwwwwwwwk!

5. Ifin a scotsman could chuck a peek would he?

Is that chuck as in 'throw' or chuck as in 'wank'? If the latter, I doubt it ;) Would you?!? :D

6. Never admit to knowing peek again....infact disown him, disavow him or provide us Pics of your next drunken beer swig cause he told us you nekkid was a beautiful thing.

Peek who?? I'll forego the nekkid pics, dont want you all stalking and swooning over my pecs :P

7. As you are aware Peeek is the cookie troll....While having a warm cup o' tea....would ya be kind enough to tell us just what kind of biscuit gets your motor running.

Im more of a sandwich man myself. Me in a sandwich between Britney Spears and Monica Bellucci would be my favourite.....

8. Teach Omega how to wank.....we have to house train him and slapping him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for licking his gentials and saying in a firm voice "NO!" is having no affect.

Wanking is a thing of the past mate. He can have my vibrating latex vagina....just as long as he cleans it out before and after! I'd offer him my blow-up Daisy but she isnt fond of being passed around like a porn mag.

9. Pick a new and unique Chiken name

Ive given this one some thought ;)

CelticChiken would be cool, but there's too many uninitiated out there who know nothing of the greatness that is the Glasgow Celts. They think your either from Boston or Ireland and call you a Kelt.

Ive thought of another couple. Can you let me know if they are taken/acceptable?

KungFuChiken

NinjaChiken

SuicidalChiken

I prefer KungFuChiken (reminds me of Hong Kong Phooey for some reason...remember him?! :D )

If they are taken, I'll wear the title of CelticChiken with much pride ;)

10. FAWKING BAWKAWWWWWWWWK!!

11. Ya need to PM LonestarChiken with the name you have picked for yourself and provide him an email.

Will do mate, once ive made the oh-so-difficult choice :) Btw do I then need to set up a new account on the boards with my new Chiken name, or will LoneStar change my current one to my new nick?

Finally....thanks and big bawks to all. Great to be with you guys at last! :-)))

Glas

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

hey Glas about time dude, just 1 thing dysed forgot *when on opposite team to glad in AA if you come across each other you must just drop weapon and go in crouch position and type in Zip fawking Lob*

:haha:

[Glas]

bawk

hey Glas about time dude, just 1 thing dysed forgot *when on opposite team to glad in AA if you come across each other you must just drop weapon and go in crouch position and type in Zip fawking Lob*

:haha:

Crouching I can do. Just dont ask me to bend over :P

Glas

[DruidChiken]

Bawk

Welcome CelticChiken/KungFuChiken/NinjaChiken/SuicidalChiken :)

[peekaboochiken]

bawk


damn our property prices just slid 69 points

[OmegaChiken]

magechiken/ultrachiken/doomchiken/ etc. etc. congrats dude cheers

[Glas]

Bawk!

Since no one has said any different, I assume I can just PM LoneStar with my choice of KungFuChiken?

Glas

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

Nice to have ya join us. Having you around may actually help Peek be a better person. :D

Yes, create a new account.

[OmegaChiken]

BAWK!

Nice to have ya join us. Having you around may actually help Peek be a better person. :D

Yes, create a new account. peek a better person? i'll bet on that :)

[LoogieChiken]

BAWK Glas - welcome to the coop

[Anonymous]

bawkerz Glas, welcome to hell. :alright:

[KungFuChiken]

Bawk!

All done ;)

@ LoneStar: Sorry cant promise anything about Peek. If the truth be told, he is beyond help ;) :crazy:

@ Loogie and Druid: <S> guys how you doing? Nice to see you around, it's been a while!

@ everyone else: Thanks for the welcome to the madhouse. Thankfully, I already knew how crazy you all were. Im sure I can add some of my own brand of insanity :P

KFC

[Anonymous]

Bawk!

All done ;)

@ LoneStar: Sorry cant promise anything about Peek. If the truth be told, he is beyond help ;) :crazy:

@ Loogie and Druid: <S> guys how you doing? Nice to see you around, it's been a while!

@ everyone else: Thanks for the welcome to the madhouse. Thankfully, I already knew how crazy you all were. Im sure I can add some of my own brand of insanity :P

KFC

ROFLMAO

I KNOW YOUR INITIALZ ARE NOT KFC!!! ROFL

[OmegaChiken]

hehe

[Anonymous]

:goofy:

[Z-Chiken]

WE ARE NOT INSANE.

We are just erxcentircz. Witychz isz posh for in-syncsane. :P

[PherdnutChiken]

Might I recommend KungPhuChiken?

That or EnormousTesticlesChiken



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