Cruiser Captain - have guns will travel ;)

[Samantha]

Hello all!

My name's Samantha or Sam(ie) to my friends, Im in my early twenties and i've been playing Homeworld II and I for a total of about 8 months (mostly I). I'm fairly competant, and specialise in vey fast super-agressive cruiser warfare. Wins are not rare but I would be lieing if I said I was the very best player out there. I can hold my own in 1 on 1 and do very well in team games.

Anywho hope to see some of you on the field, as some will testify this is useualy from the wrong end of one of the unumerable cruiser I seem to conjure from nowhere... and drop on your mothership's lap :clubbed:

Laters!

[OmegaChiken]

hey sam nice to see ya if u get in i can flirt with u anytime MOUAHAHAHAHA but anways back to buisness gl BAWK and u got my vote*wink wink nudge nudge* p.s SHES MINE DRAGONIC MINE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHA

[DysedChiken]

BAWK!!age Samantha,

I will post in the council machine. I think I saw you on yesterday on Gamespy. Omega and Rilla have some high opinions.

I will have an aswer back to ya within twenty four to fourty eight hours....some times us council types are tad slow at things.

In the meantime....Give us a BAWK! and tell peek what kind of beverages and cookies ya like....

Good to see ya apply.

[OmegaChiken]

well if you and loogie stop fondling each other :humping: maybe we cant get this done lol

[DysedChiken]

Ok lets get this straight Omega....I know you want to give ol' BasTardo the throbbing python of OmegaLove....but that doesn't mean I am just a sleeze for everyone.....

I only be a sleeze for Mooch LOL!!

[Samantha]

Earl Grey tea and rich tea biscuits, searve after pouring and leave the kettle :)

ps: 4 biscuits is standard issue but just leave the barrel please :)

[Samantha]

must be something they put in the feed here.... :drunk:

[OmegaChiken]

u like Earl Grey also? damn its the brit in me and dysed bud never never never never me want sam lol

[DysedChiken]

Well you and my lady Michele would get along famously. That seems to be her prefered drink and biscuit of choice....

As for the feed issue....well its more a we have been trying hard to house break Omega.....we have seen him lying on the couch licking his genitals...we tried rolling up the newspaper and hitting him on the nose with a firm "No!"....so far to no avail.....Any suggestions?

[MoocherChiken]

How about how you were house broken?

Ball gag and electro-shock therapy hooked to the force feedback internals of a joystick.

[GuerillaChiken]

LMAO, A supposed female posts on here and 9 replies in less than an hour.

Good luck w/ your app.

[Anonymous]

Just what are you trying to say G-man?

**Innocent by the way, I'm stealing all of Grace's stuff for a while.

BAWK

[OmegaChiken]

i personaly think dysed needs more elctro shock therapy and some meds meself lol

[GuerillaChiken]

Inno...do I have to remind you of the whole smurfing japanese female incident and viper's insatiable hunger for her/him?

That is what the G-man is talking about.

[OmegaChiken]

plz dont remind me of him im still mad about it

[DruidChiken]

Inno...do I have to remind you of the whole smurfing japanese female incident and viper's insatiable hunger for her/him?

That is what the G-man is talking about.

Bawk!! Welcome Sam, please understand that there is a certain degree of sceptism floating around now after recent events and some Chikens did let thier hormones get the better of them :P

Good luck with the application, and hope to see more of you on here (duh!! no pun intended) :)

[Dragonic_Chiken]

for all concerned bast is my bitch and he knows it lol as for samantha omega i was the one who said i would dress up as a blue battlecruiser for her :)_ so shes mine lol but omega you can be my bitch as well as i have bast and ran already but i can always find room for another mmmm.... how about my friday bitch mwhahhahah

[OmegaChiken]

hmmmm how bout NO try dysed he has a "thing" for ya and as for sam MOUHAHAHAHAHAHA mine all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways hehe who told her where to find the site me who is on more me and who will pwn you me MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHa anyways drag u aint got time u got ur wife bast and other wife ran to wrry bout ROFL

[Z-Chiken]

*Sedates Omega*

Ok, we seem to be goin along nicely with your application. Official notice shortly, because I can't count as high as three and dunno how many votes are in...

a-ryuck!

[OmegaChiken]

whys a dart in me neck?*picks it out*i feel woozy ughhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzz

[DysedChiken]

Ok with the power vested in me by council....the power of three have spoken......

You need to be aware of the following:

1. You have a three week probation to endure before full access can be granted to the uber secret forums. Sorry its the rules. The purpose of the probation is to give you time to get with other Chikens and get a feel for how we work things and see if you are a good for us and we are a good fit for you.

2. You need to give us a BAWK!

3. You need to pick a new Chiken name.

4. Give us a BAWK!

5. Send a PM to Lonestar with your new Chiken name and Give him a BAWK! (this is so ya go on the clock for access to the executive washroom).

6. Keep and eye on BasT he will try to steal your knickers. Not that he is kinky that way...he is just having some gender issues and will want to borrow a blouse or a bra on the odd occassion. Sometimes he will ask sometimes he won't.

7. Try to get on Teamspeak when playing HW and get on some of our MSN's etc. Usually a Chiken rolling around all the time.

8. BAWK!

Welcome to the coop. I am sure you will be an excellent addition.

Dysed

[Anonymous]

Welcome. I hope you really enjoy playing with us Chikens :D

[Snake-Chiken]

welcome i hope you enjoy playing with omegas chiken...opps with us chikens..hummm sounds like porn...............

[AddictChiken]

Welcome to the coop.

Did you get a cookie for Peek?

[BasT]

for all concerned bast is my bitch and he knows it lol as for samantha omega i was the one who said i would dress up as a blue battlecruiser for her :)_ so shes mine lol but omega you can be my bitch as well as i have bast and ran already but i can always find room for another mmmm.... how about my friday bitch mwhahhahah

your so gonna pay for that 1 drag, if i remember rightly its something like 20-1 to me?

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

Welcome to the coop. :D

[Anonymous]

ROFLMAO

and I had an evil spawn of satan masquerading az me last night i see

Welcome to the coop Sam.

(yet another woman in the coop with a male sounding first name)

Let me think

Jo
Raven (nickname)
Sam

That'z what I thought

BAWK

[OmegaChiken]

BAWK! welcome sam

[Dragonic_Chiken]

BAWK welcome samantha and omega shes already mine .. is too... she is ... back off man ......ggrrrrr..... (coud of dust rises up as omega and drag go at it mine, mine, mine , mine lol and im jsut as much as you omega just different timezones dude.
BAST your not my bitch cause ive beaten you its cause youve tasted aussie and cant go back mwhahahahahhaha.

[OmegaChiken]

ok thats it! *call's the gerbal army and tells where dragonic lives*heheh as i said before m8 shes mine mwhahahahahahaha ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BasT]

that is sick drag, omfg..... *shivers* aussie *shivers again*

[Z-Chiken]

*sedates dragonic and omega*

Damn, forgot to change needle... tss tss. Bast, get me those female hormones your on, we have two live ones here!

Z, changeing chiken genders, two birds at a time.

[OmegaChiken]

mwhahahahaha doesnt work anymore i have elevated to the level of chiken god MOUHAHAHAHAHAH *turns z into a hen* hehe

[Dragonic_Chiken]

and i have elevated to uber chiken god *frys omegas privates with my eye beams mwhahahahh. See bast is still getting over the aussie thing lol. last time omega samantha is mine unless we come to a compromise were all chikens we have diff timezones i have her when im on you cna have her when you on and in the instance when were both on age takes precidence and since im older i get her mwhaahahhaha. Oh yeah the gerbalsaw fook *runs towards 15 story window and does the matrix dive through it and the gerbals follow but unbeknownst to them i was hanging on to the window sill lol they all plumet to there death and i start laughing and climb back inside and dust my hands off* gerbals give me the creeps but damn are they stoopid :)

[OmegaChiken]

*deflects dragonics blast twards bast* hehe told u doesnt work on me cause i am the ULTIMATE CHIKEN GOD MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh btw the gerbals can fly

[Dragonic_Chiken]

np's *walks over and closes bullet proof window*

[AddictChiken]

This is a clear demonstration of why RPGs and LSD should never be mixed.

[Fanatic]

BAWK!

Wow this wend fast.....objection....to much females, I can't think straight anymore! Hehe, never mind, welcome in Sam* and please no pictures, we saw Angel and it was horrible ;).

Fanatic

[OmegaChiken]

bullet proof glass wont save u when they have ion cannons MWHAHAHAHAHa

[Dragonic_Chiken]

you wanta a bet omega these bullet proof windows are coated in a flexible liquid metla so thin you can see through it but strong enough to withstand a nuclear blast mwahahahahaha

[Anonymous]

It'z not LSD. I'm starting to think they never got out of kindergarden. :D

[OmegaChiken]

umm drag a nuke blast is all over the place a ion beam is concintrated on one spot m8 so the coating however strong wont work lol

[Dragonic_Chiken]

nah dude its a special metal that can withstand anything lol (duuhhh im stoopid)

[OmegaChiken]

no such thing ya cheater! i am the ultimate chiken god so i knowlol

[Dragonic_Chiken]

if your the ultimate chiken god then im the ultimate uber chiken god mwhahahahha *looks down at omega*

[Fanatic]

Point barriers, anyone?

[OmegaChiken]

drag theres nothing above the ultimate chiken god because im the"ultimate"chiken god ultimate means absolute bud so mwhahahahaha

[Dragonic_Chiken]

arrr but im not the ultimate chiken god im the ultimate uber chiken god (diff race of chikens in case you didnt know)

[OmegaChiken]

rofl theres only one race of chikens m8 hehe im loving this its so fun;)

[Dragonic_Chiken]

well actually were a nomadic race of chikens from valhalla and we rule all
mwhahahaha

[OmegaChiken]

u uber viking chiken noob rofl i killed them ya know dragonic we need a thread for stuff like this cause methinks the other chikens thinks we insain like we were talking about ingame rofl

[PherdnutChiken]

Alright guys. Lay 'em out on the table. I'll get the little 4 inch ruler so you can compare sizes.

[Anonymous]

That'z right, Pherd wantz to see your dinglez. :D

[Dragonic_Chiken]

dingles bwhahhaah pherd just jealous cause he a female chiken with no dingle *joking pherd* and omega You didnt kill my race the survivers metged into one uber chiken being god ME we are pwoerful as one stamping through cities crushing innocents lol I am the uber ultimate chiken god *laughs standing up lightning crashes behind me into teh ocean splashing the waves*

[OmegaChiken]

.....dragonoic u have lost it m8 and for the last time THERE IS NOTHING ABOVE ULTIMATE CAUSE ULTIMATE MEANS absolute lol

[PherdnutChiken]

Many people would say penultimate but that actually means second best. Always used to crack me up when I saw that word in VG industry press releases etc. We have the second best product! Woo hoo!

[OmegaChiken]

lol

[Anonymous]

So he doezn't even deny it. It'z good that you can be open about this Pherd.

[Dragonic_Chiken]

omega you totally missing the point dude read again and slowly this time what i called myself lol

[OmegaChiken]

... nuh uh u LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[NemesisChiken]

Many people would say penultimate but that actually means second best. Always used to crack me up when I saw that word in VG industry press releases etc. We have the second best product! Woo hoo!

I saw that word recently and looked it up. I think it actually mean next to last.

[Dragonic_Chiken]

lol omega uhhuh it is true

[OmegaChiken]

LIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats it im going to tell on you!*goes up to dragonics mom tells her what happened and she takes away his powers for good and theres now way around it*MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dragonic_Chiken]

im an orphan dude :( not kewl

[OmegaChiken]

srry dude i didnt know :alright:

[Dragonic_Chiken]

np im jsut bullshitting ya ;) my momma would kick your ass royally lol

[NemesisChiken]

LOL ... April 2nd and Omega is still falling for them

[peekaboochiken]

bawk
4 Biscuits are you out of your mind??? are you blonde???

grace is blonde but she is the exception that proves the rule (should get me a few brownie points)


4 packets per hour is the required minimum (i have needs) but the earl grey was a classy touch and anybody who uses

fast super-agressive cruiser warfare

should be a shoo-in or is it shoe-in?

wonder where shoo-in originates. ah must be shoe-in as in salesmman with shoe in the door

never mind

good luck sam

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

P.S. please keep omega away from sharp objects

[OmegaChiken]

to late :twisted: come here dragonic and nem hehe

[Samantha]

*reads back posts* Blimey, what IS in the feed? vodka?

1. Not blonde *slaps peekaboo* how dare you suggest it.

2. 4 biscuits per biscuit break (between 20-50minutes, between 3 and 4 breaks per day)

3. A chicken god is simply the best, small, insignificant, brainless, feathery, moronic, disentry-brown-colored food product... there is i assure you, little point in arguing the matter :crazy:

4. There is no such thing as nuke proof anything (since by definition this means its a political shelter, and NO ONE will build ANYTHING that keeps politicians safe... who would want to?)

5. do not skip to the end of this list in the hope it will make more sense, SO GO BACK AND READ FROM THE START!

anywho, will stick some chiken orientated thing infront of my name at some point, and will see you guys in game.

[peekaboochiken]

*slaps peekaboo*


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

luverly

i've been a bad chiken :D

[OmegaChiken]

rofl peek if ur lookin for someone to spank u ask bast or dysed im sure they would oblidge you :)

[GuerillaChiken]

Sorry to interrupt your fun here....but do you guys realize that the person being recruited here has only posted like two times in her thread?

Yeah...crazy

[OmegaChiken]

yea i was also wandering about that.

[peekaboochiken]

Sorry to interrupt your fun here....but do you guys realize that the person being recruited here has only posted like two times in her thread?

yea i was also wandering about that.


The first hint of female pheromones and chikens go loopy, isn't estrogen a wonderful thing

[OmegaChiken]

lol u were the one getting hot and bothered about being slaped peek :morons: rofl i never used this emoticon before

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

what can i say omega, women excite me

shame you don t feel the same way :D ;)

[OmegaChiken]

i like women but not the ones your fond of peek namily the ones on street corners lol :)

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

as long as they are wet and willing and clean, what the problem, a 20 quid hooker goes a long way matey

[OmegaChiken]

bawk

as long as they are wet and willing and clean, what the problem, a 20 quid hooker goes a long way mateyrofl

[Samantha]

with posts like these its no wonder i stay away....

[OmegaChiken]

lol hey were just playin and btw got a nice bc pic in the album check it out

[PherdnutChiken]

When do you play Sam?

[OmegaChiken]

she just did pherd so i say around 5 to 7pm maybe but im basing this on today

[DruidChiken]

So Samantha are u joining the coop or not?

[OmegaChiken]

yea she has her chiken name on hw2 but she hasnt posted here with it yet

[DruidChiken]

Can i be let in on the secret, what is Samanthas Chiken name going to be?

[AddictChiken]

Those games were fun... even though I got creamed in both... lol

[OmegaChiken]

its samantha-chiken i think yea they were till i got triple teamed ;) guess i was threat or something anyways my build was new on that game need to stick to my normal one btw gg addict u did fine m8

[AddictChiken]

The first one was a mess... I got a "shift" key stuck and basically had no real controll over my units for about 4 minutes.

The second game was really fun. The fight for the center was a blast. San came in with the laser vettes, but I was already pretty much on the way under by then.

I ws holding out ok against the missle frigs untill some weiner showed up with Ions and a carrier... lol

[OmegaChiken]

i told them to take u out since there frigs where close to u plus i got dds out so it was over

[Anonymous]

Was this "weiner" you refer to called deuce? I saw him in the lobby very late last night saying how he captured 3 Chiken Motherships.

Is this true? Or was he being a jackass? I think he said it was Fanatic/Addict/Samantha.

[OmegaChiken]

caught 2 i think sam scuttled hers

[AddictChiken]

He caught mine.. but all I had left at that point was the MS and half a squad of pulsars.

[OmegaChiken]

did you stay and watch addict? i had a dd moving through the clouds towards fan's ms but he captured it first then i jumped a dd by sam's fs started to wail on it then jumped in another and kept on till i got 5 vaygr dds love those things missle launcher packs a punch

[Fanatic]

BAWK!

I remember that game, was gona scuttle my MS at the last second, but I first had to transfer RU's and units to sam and addict. Also I wanted to send my probe away from the action and locate it near the next MS. But I forgot to transfer control of that one.

It was a good game indeed, even tho I died 1st. I had a blast taking out your swarm omega, but I suspect you had donations from ya team there, as the kept coming in.

In the end I got fried, but not without taking more of you down then I even had build or lost. Not a bad game for my 2nd go in months. I will be seen a bit more often the coming week, so stay tuned, ya never know when I get my feeling for the game back.

[OmegaChiken]

he started the donations when i started on dds fan the acs where all my doing and besides the build i did that game was based on me being in the back instead of up front where i normaly am to used to the back now and the triple ru patches ahh well gg m8