Z-Chiken
03-21-2004, 11:40 PM
A man was in line to donate to the sperm bank. In front of him was the usual assortment of masturbation addicted lonely men that are too cheap to actually buy porn and too stupid to be on the internet. He looked behind and there was this blond girl behind him. Trying to be polite and discrete he looked back and whispered:
"Sorry miss, but you must be mystakem, this is the line to donate for the sperm bank..."
To which she replied, lips firmly shut:
mmmmes, mmmmmy knnnnnowww....
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Why do blonds prefer convertibles? More legroom.
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Why couldn't the blond take a driving license? Because she would allways climb into the back seat.
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Why do blonds have legs? So as to not leave a trail like a snail.
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Why was the blond's coffin triangular? Because she would open her legs automatically when in the horizontal position.
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A famous neurocirgeon was operating this blond girl because she had a suspicious black spot on the X-ray covering her whole brain. Once he popped her head open he looked inside to start working, but was amazed to find the head completly empty, despite the fact that this blond was alive and well and had a highly intelectual job at the local brothel. Upon closer inspection he found this very fin wire which crossed her cranial cavity. Curious as to what it was he cut it....
The blonds ears fell off.
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A blond was crying desperatly at the maternity ward. Her mother asked why. She answered:
"Mamma, I have twins, waaaaaaa!"
And her mother replied:
"Why could that be so bad dear, its not like you cant afford to raise them..."
The answer:
"Yeah mom, but you tell me how the hell Im gonna explain to my husband who the father of the second one is! waaaaa!"
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How many blonds does it take to milk a cow? One for each teet....
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How do you get a blond dizzy? You put her in a barrel and tell her to piss in the corner!
Ok, tortures over. My apologies to any blond chikens out there. BAWK!
"Sorry miss, but you must be mystakem, this is the line to donate for the sperm bank..."
To which she replied, lips firmly shut:
mmmmes, mmmmmy knnnnnowww....
*****
Why do blonds prefer convertibles? More legroom.
*****
Why couldn't the blond take a driving license? Because she would allways climb into the back seat.
*****
Why do blonds have legs? So as to not leave a trail like a snail.
*****
Why was the blond's coffin triangular? Because she would open her legs automatically when in the horizontal position.
*****
A famous neurocirgeon was operating this blond girl because she had a suspicious black spot on the X-ray covering her whole brain. Once he popped her head open he looked inside to start working, but was amazed to find the head completly empty, despite the fact that this blond was alive and well and had a highly intelectual job at the local brothel. Upon closer inspection he found this very fin wire which crossed her cranial cavity. Curious as to what it was he cut it....
The blonds ears fell off.
*****
A blond was crying desperatly at the maternity ward. Her mother asked why. She answered:
"Mamma, I have twins, waaaaaaa!"
And her mother replied:
"Why could that be so bad dear, its not like you cant afford to raise them..."
The answer:
"Yeah mom, but you tell me how the hell Im gonna explain to my husband who the father of the second one is! waaaaa!"
*****
How many blonds does it take to milk a cow? One for each teet....
*****
How do you get a blond dizzy? You put her in a barrel and tell her to piss in the corner!
Ok, tortures over. My apologies to any blond chikens out there. BAWK!