THE Application

[Mistress Destiny]

Just kidding with the title.

I'm sorry for leaving, cookies for Peeker (double choc chip with fudge), please take me back.

BAWK

I'd apply with me other account, but that's presumptuous.

[Anonymous]

Just as Grace predicted!

OH well good luck sinnocent

[Mistress Destiny]

I told her I'd give a definite answer on Sunday. I'm sure that made the prediction easier.

BAWK!

[DirtPoorChiken]

http://users.adelphia.net/~yzf600/needpics.gif


Good think I am not on the council! :D

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

The council had better let ya back in.

[Mistress Destiny]

Pfft, you're married Rich, so you don't want the kind of pictures I show.

Moocher, it's okay if they don't, I have offers from people that I've turned down. I'm not here cause I have to be. I'm here cause I wanna be. (I bet you thought I was gonna run my mouth and give you reason to say no with the way this paragraph started.) LMLAO

[DirtPoorChiken]

Ok MD, you obviously don't understand the concept of marriage. Those are exactly the pics I need damn it!



:p

[Mistress Destiny]

I've been married. Maybe that's the problem...I know the concept of Divorce. LMLAO

[Dragonic_Chiken]

good to have ya back inno hopefully anyway *strips and runs around naked* woopwoopwoop

[DruidChiken]

BAWK! Mistress Destiny,

Can u tell us a bit about yourself, what games u play etc?

:P

[Mistress Destiny]

Sure, Druid. I mainly play HW:2 and RTCW, but I just got my MW4 and am looking to start playing that sometime soon. What is the current version that everybody plays now? I'm sure it's not Vengeance anymore...

Ask a stupid question....get a stupid answer. :D

[Z-Chiken]

Women women women... will never understand you lot...

Ok, cookie for monster, blá blá blá, what games do you play blá blá blá, why you want to join chiken, blá blá blá, a little info about yourself yadda yadda yadda.

We will get back to you as soon as we finished cleaning up the council barracks, since the lil' women left its been very untidy there, what with all the quilts, leprechaun underware and fishnet stockings... ;)

[BasT]

i dont think we should let her in, shes a n00b @ mechy so i hears it
23-3 WOOWOO!

[DysedChiken]

No silly BS on this post.

BY UNanamous consent of the goverment cheeseheads......

INNOCENTCHIKEN IS BAWK!


Welcome home Innocent. I missed you. PM Lonestar to reinstate your access.

BAWK!!age

[Fanatic]

BAWK!

Your back as quickly as you left.....overnight. Which does remind me never to get married as that would be a waiste of legal fees.

Welcome bawk Innocent, we missed you toying with our heads. Was this it, no more innocence? We had some stand in (or wannabe posters), even peeker tried to increase his post count.....but none could match you, so you left a definitive void.

Three BAWKS for inno coming back.....BAWK..BAWK..BAWK!

Fanatic

[Z-Chiken]

Dysed dysed dysed, silly BS is what the CC is all about, it so livens our exsitance :)

But for the record, here goes an atypical serious post from me:

Allthough I can fully understand the concept of being stressed out innocent, you did pick one hell of a time to quit. I have been a CC member for something near to 4 years, I was Lazy's wingman before he even was lazy, well I think I was one of the guys who lobbied to get him into this chiken shack, I chose the CC over any other HW and HW:C clan. And this before I got Alzheimers and could actually play a half decent game :D I even played quite a few MW games, before the CC was even organised there. I have played 2v2 with Mecha in HW. In short, I have been around this joint like a 2 dollar hooker ;) One place where I never did go was the CC council. People have pushed me in that direction before, being one of the geriatric chikens makes me elligible, but I never really felt up to the responsability, my life wasn't really stable enough for me to be part of a decision making process.

So I sat it out, and let greater chikens than me cock up in public. *chuckle*

Anyways, point is this, going MIA as a chiken is one thing, resigning from the CC publicly as member of the council is another. It does leave a bitter taste in some mouths, you must realise that Innocent.

Your readmittance was never really in cause, you are one of the longer serving MW chiks and a great person to boot. Not to mention the huge decrease in average post count on the CC forums the last week... However, do realise that it was mine and guerrilas intention to put you back with a probation period, but the other council members didn't allow it. I will however be lobbying to officially change the rules so that we reinstate probation periods for chikens that publicly resign...

Allthough it hasnt been stated or even much discussed in cloud9, I am pretty sure that your council position will not be reinstated, not that you have said you want it. IF this ever comes up do realise I will vote against it, even though I did vote for you last elections. :(

But, above all, it is good to have you back, so welcome ;)

Zeph out.

[BasT]

ok its stick beating time for you Z :smackbottom:

[Z-Chiken]

Bast only uses that smily so he can see a bit of posterior... :fag: :D

[BasT]

no i use this :assshaking:
but tis better then you and your banana! :dancing:

[DruidChiken]

Bawk!!

Welcome back Inno,

get your buns back into MWL :)

[DirtPoorChiken]

Innocent left? I got to get out more ;)

[Anonymous]

:alright:

BTW, I hope that one of the Admins deleted the innocent account so she has to start all over with her posts. Now that would be evil.

[Fanatic]

Heh, now that our Stealthy!

[MoocherChiken]

Moocher, it's okay if they don't, I have offers from people that I've turned down. I'm not here cause I have to be. I'm here cause I wanna be. (I bet you thought I was gonna run my mouth and give you reason to say no with the way this paragraph started.) LMLAO

You? Run your mouth? NEVER!

Seriously, nobody here thinks you wouldn't be welcome, that was the point. You are a friend, that's what matters the most to the group: A friend is back.

[Anonymous]

BAWK! and thanks everyone. Z, I sent you a private message so be sure to check that when you get the little popup.

I OWN YOU ALL!

Just kidding. :D

[BasT]

Seriously, nobody here thinks you wouldn't be welcome, that was the point. You are a friend, that's what matters the most to the group: A friend is back.

i view it as someone who pic doesnt hurt my eyes....
*flash images of Hiigy in my head*

[Stolen Chiken]

Welcome back Inno. Good to have the testosterone to estrogen levels back to something somewhat bearable. :blob:

These boys definately needed a lovely piece of eye candy to distract them and some boobs to watch bounce while while drooling over the keyboard.

*psst, besides, BasT was starting to eye Druid in a not-so-"just friends" kinda way.. was making me scare-id!*

Anyway, much BAWKness to you, and in honor of your triumphant return, I baked some kick-ass chocolate chip brownies.. I know, they aint cookies, but its up to you to bring those and the beer.
(no, all you stoners, not THOSE kind of brownies...sheesh!)

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

hmmmmmmmmm brownies

Innoo, welcome back cause i was afeart to ask stolen to make me my dinner and tidy up (she's kinda scary)

Now back in the kitchen and russle up some cookies for daddy

[NemesisChiken]

(no, all you stoners, not THOSE kind of brownies...sheesh!)

What .... :bong:
...... do ......... :bong:
........... you .......... :bong:
............... mean ............ :bong:
..................... those ................ :bong:

............................. kinda ..................... ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Stolen Chiken]

bawk

Innoo, welcome back cause i was afeart to ask stolen to make me my dinner and tidy up (she's kinda scary)


SCARY?! ME??!!??!!
Theif, you gunna let him say that about your lil Minxy?
and I'll have you know Peek, I make damn good chili and incredible steak dinners, and YOU KNOW what else goes with those steak dinners!

[Snake-Chiken]

Seriously, nobody here thinks you wouldn't be welcome, that was the point. You are a friend, that's what matters the most to the group: A friend is back.

i view it as someone who pic doesnt hurt my eyes....
*flash images of Hiigy in my head*



mwahahahahaa

[DysedChiken]

A delectable side of PB and J Stolen?

[PherdnutChiken]

Welcome back Chiken Lady. Forums didn't feel the same withoutcha.

[peekaboochiken]

and YOU KNOW what else goes with those steak dinners!


sauted mushrooms?
potatoes au gratin?


thief ya lucky bastage

[Anonymous]

Hey, thanks for the brownies Minx

Peek, have no fear, it's been almost 6 weeks since you ordered the sex doll so it should ship soon. Awwwwww

BAWK!

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

She arrived yesterday, saucy sally

smoothskin, realistic breasts


i gave her a love bite, she farted and blew out the window :(

[PherdnutChiken]

The best ones always go like that. Sigh... sweet Love Ewe...

[OmegaChiken]

see this is what i get for my comp diein on me and me goin off for spring break to sunny cancun mouhahahaha but still i need to get back up to speed me have missed to much and i wanna play hw2 so cya there guys

[Anonymous]

LMAO @ peek

[OmegaChiken]

so inno when will i see u on hw2?

[PherdnutChiken]

She's a giant robot Chiken silly.

[Anonymous]

Pherdnut is right. I tried HW a long time ago, got tired of it in a couple of weeks and gave it to Scowler. I don't see a reason for me to repeat the process with HW2. I'll just stick with my FPS and Sim addiction.

BAWK!

[DirtPoorChiken]

Errr uhhh... Hey I have a giant robot suit.... If I wear it you think... Oh never mind...

[Anonymous]

Perv. :D

[OmegaChiken]

me likes the sims

[Anonymous]

MW is a sim.

[OmegaChiken]

yes i know i played blacknight before now i need mercs i suppose lol

[Anonymous]

Yep!

[OmegaChiken]

hmm well any suggestions on joysticks?

[Anonymous]

Not really. Everyone has a completely different taste in that. My only suggestion is that you go somewhere where you can feel the joysticks on display and pick one that fits your hand.

You do need a throttle, torso twist and hat, along with several buttons.

Oh, don't go Logitech.

[BasT]

NOW YA TELL ME!

[OmegaChiken]

ok dont get logitech anything else? well if u ever try hw2 be cool to see you on there be a shock actually since i dont know what race or how you play

[BasT]

and have another 56k'r...... omega maybe i should tell but it says "Broadband needed for internet play"
:P

[Anonymous]

Real Mechwarriors use keyboard and 56k. :dancing:

[BasT]

real mech warriors also got 18+ id :P

[Anonymous]

Yah... but yer a n00b...

DONT MAKE ME SHOW THEM THE OILSPILL DROP BAST!!! I WILL DO IT!!!

[BasT]

oh yes... sorry when was the last time you were against him in HW? wait thats right you dont play it!
besides i'm not the 1 who "thinks" hes 1337 mw player, i know i'm a n00b, i accept it.... Stealth... can you? :P

[Anonymous]

awww Bast, you such a good chiken :alright:

[Anonymous]

The best way to learn the game is to follow people around who are the best at it. That's about all the advice I have presently.

Don't worry you two, someday you might be good as I am. :P

[LoogieChiken]

and one day inno might be as good as i am :)

[OmegaChiken]

and one day maybe the both of will come on hw2 so i can pwn you lol j/k :P

[Anonymous]

...and one day all of you...*wakes up, looks around incoherently"

...oh never mind

[MoocherChiken]

Aye Toxic.

[OmegaChiken]

sleep good going to school when u dont want to bad