Dr. Cliff

[LoneStarChiken]

Doctor Cliff had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it...he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Cliff, don't worry about it. You are not the first doctor to sleep with a patient, and you won't be the last. And you're a handsome single guy. Just let it go!!!"

But invariably, another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering: "Cliff, you're a veterinarian."

[OmegaChiken]

how do ya come up with this stuff its so funny :rofl:

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

:moon: :fingers:

[CluckerChiken]

I feel sorry for the elephant :(

[OmegaChiken]

do you mean this elephant?----> :elephant:

[Taxciter]

What did the dog get when the elephant poked his worm?
Trunk Butt.

Bawk I crack me up.

Hehe Taxi said "crack me up" hehehe.

What did Yoda say to the "funny" Jedi?
"Me up you crack."

OK, I'll stop.
For now.