screwed by 2 nuns not a nasty joke

[omega]

ok first things first its not a nasty joke as the name implies


ok a guy was driving down a highway and saw a sign that said get screwed by 2 nuns 20 miles he tought about it and said what the hell took the exit found the building and went inside a nun was sitting at a desk the guy says excuse me but i would like to be screwed by 2 nuns plz so the nun says ok leave your money out here with me the guys says ok so the nun shows him to the back room and she says ok they will be right with you he goes ok so he waits and waits and waits so he gets up walks out of the backroom and on the desk where the nun sat there was a note that sayed u have been screwed by 2 nuns. dont ask where the other one was cant remeber

[Anonymous]

Take this persons thread making priviliges away :D


THE FUNNEH WAS NOT PRESENT!!!!

To make up for it, here is a smilie of a dancing elephant

:elephant:

[omega]

lol i know it wasnt funny i was board

[Papa Theif]

Hellps if you tell the joke right

A man was driving through the desert when he saw a billboad saying St. Marys' Monastary and Whorehouse 5 miles. The man blinks shaking his think the sun was playing tricks on his eyes and keeps driving. A couple miles down the road he sees another sign saying St.Marys' Monastary and Whorehouse 3 miles. The man was in shock, but also curious. Finally he sees a sign saying Get screwed by St. Mary exit now. The man's curiosity getting the better of him he takes the exit. Soon he comes to a small monestary. He walks in side and sees an older nun sitting there. The man approacher the nun and says he would like to get laid. She nodds and says It will cost you $200. The older sister calls in a younger sister and says would you escort this gently to the back room. The younger sister smiles and tells the man to follow. After taking a long winding hallway, the younger sister points to a door and says"Go through there and you will get what you paid for" The man rushes through the door and as it blinded by a light and th door slams shut behind him. He realizes that he is back in the parking lot. He turns around and looks at the door and sees a sign. The sign says" You have just been screwed by St.Mary"

[MoocherChiken]

There ya go Theif, I knew there was something missing in the joke (the correct punch line).

[omega]

yea im not big on making jokes but i love a good joke non the less