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GuerillaChiken
02-21-2004, 10:26 AM
The one use ful thing my brother-in-law has forwarded me:

Who are the geniuses who figured these things out?


Vodka ~ Who would have thunk it??

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set it in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches
and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with
one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm
water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.

12. Using a Q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore ! to help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some
of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Ok --- last but not least...

21. If all else fails, just turn it up and drink it!!

PherdnutChiken
02-28-2004, 07:47 PM
This is all an apalling waste of vodka with the exception of tip 21.

omega
02-29-2004, 05:08 AM
never thought it could do that but im going with pherd on this one

Snake-Chiken
02-29-2004, 12:22 PM
22. Vodka mixed with red bull can make you extreemly drubk yet hyperactive at the same time:-0

omega
02-29-2004, 02:23 PM
hmmmmm thanks snake you just gave me an idea

BasT
02-29-2004, 02:43 PM
22. Vodka mixed with red bull can make you extreemly drubk yet hyperactive at the same time:-0

that is so used! like 2-3years ago! speaking of vodka, i had a completely forgetable nite due to the fact i was wasted badly and couldnt get home!
sorry for missing the match mechies!

omega
02-29-2004, 03:03 PM
heheh bast have a hangover?