Redneck Newlyweds

[LoneStarChiken]

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.

"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.

The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape."

[Stolen Chiken]

oh, bad... this one's worse..

Two young rednecks get hitched. The morning after the wedding, the groom is seen with his bags packed, moving back into his parents home.
The father, not wanting to interfere. tells his son,
"Boy, you dont hafta tell yer pa nuffin, but iffin ya want to tell me what's wrong, maybe I can help."
The young groom looks at his father and says,
"well, pa, after getting hitched we went to the motel to,,, ah do what all married people do. But 'afore the nite was over, I found out something about my wife that made me sick.. Told her I wanted a divorce."
The father looked perplexed, "well, son it cant be that bad, what was is?"
"pa," he says, "she was a virgin."
His father turned ashen faced, placed a hand on his son's shoulder and said,
"Ya done right, boy. If she aint good enough for her own family, well, then, she aint good enough for ours!"

See, I warned ya!

[ViperChiken]

lol

damn rednecks

[GuerillaChiken]

Cowboy and his new bride walk into the hotel.
Cowboy says: "Us newlyweds would like a room."
Clerk replies: "Ah! So you would like the bridal?"
Cowboy says: "Hell no! I'll just hold on to her ears till she gets the hang of it."

oooooooohhh as bad