Can I come over and play?

[Minx]

Now that Im finally moved into our new place, I would like to request admission into the chikens.

I'm 31, I play NWN (not as much as I'd like, but oh well.) and yes, I like sex, err, oops, I mean, Im one hell of a woman, or at least thats what Theif tells me.

I like alternative music, Evanescence my fav right now, and I love just about all kinds of movies.. my all time favorite being Aliens. Its just a great mix of Sci-Fi, action, slasher, comedy.. "In case you havent been keeping up on current events, man, we just got our asses kicked!"

Cookies, well, I make an awesome Chocolate chip, white chocolate chip and M&M cookie.

I was a member of DW for a while, but they kinda lost me with all "overthetop" political crap. I just wanna go someplace where I can goof off, have fun, make mischief and be accepted for who I am, smart ass remarks included.

I can flame and slam as well as just about anyone out there, but if I see someone being ganged up on (unless they flat out deserve it) I tend to take the side of the underdog, cuz I got a soft heart. Trust me, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and they all walk all over me. Not to mention Theif and Lil Theif both get spoiled rotten by me.

Anyway, thats my "formal" request.
Here's my "unofficial" request:
"PLEASE, can I be in your super cool club? PLEASE!! Please, please, PLEASE!? If you dont let me, Im gunna tella you mom!"

[BasT]

i'd say good luck but i dont think you'll need it!

[Minx]

awh, thats sweet Bast, thanks.

[Anonymous]

i'd say good luck but i dont think you'll need it!

What he said :)

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

Thanks for the post Minx. The council is discussing your app during happy hour and I'm sure you'll have an answer soon. :D

[Anonymous]

What took you so long!?

BAWK

[Anonymous]

Ya know Minxy...the couple that f**ks together, BAWKs together <hint> :)

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

congrats minx your in.

there is a trial period thing we got going here which takes 3 weeks, but just pick your chiken name and make a post here with it and good luck, have a bawking good time.

[Anonymous]

ThiefChiken? LarsonyChiken? ShopliftedChiken?

[Anonymous]

ShopliftedChiken!!!!! I love it :)

[Anonymous]

InnocentPostsToMuchChiken??

BAWK welcome minx!

[BasT]

InnocentPostsToMuchChiken??

BAWK welcome minx!

seconded!

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

Welcome into the coop Minx!

[DysedChiken]

Damn....toooooooo late.

I was going to suggest to council that she not be allowed to join until she performed five hundred sexual favors for theif in a week.

Oh well....theif I tried man.....damn my slow connection.

[Minx]

Dysed, Theif just about kieled over when he read that. I dont think he would have survived anyway.

Thank you to the coucil for letting me join, altho Im not sure if its cuz you like me, or cuz "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". :assshaking:

Im pulling Theif's chest hair right now, trying to get him to commit. What the f**k is it with men and committment anyway?

Theif thinks I should keep Minx and do Chiken Minx. I'm thinking Nympho Chiken, or keep Minx.. yeah, maybe thats it, Chiken Minx, stick with what works.

Oh and thanks for the warm welcome from everyone!


OH! Wait, Stolen Chiken! (cuz Theif stole my heart.. <gagging sounds> yeah, I know, discustingly cute.)

How about some help here guys, what should my chiken name be?

[PherdnutChiken]

Welcome to bawkdom Minx. Cool to have more wimmin about to keep the sausage parties in check.

[BlaSpHemOusChiken]

I think StolenChiken is a perfectly good name lol :D

Bawk!

[PherdnutChiken]

PoultryPilfererChiken?

[PherdnutChiken]

That would be great if he played MechWarrior. They could all call him PPC.

[PherdnutChiken]

Hmm.. apologies on the "he." Thought we were looking for names for Theif when he gets cajoled into joining.

[Minx]

its ok.. no offense taken.

I like Stolen Chiken too.

<swirling magic wand, "POOF!" a white, shimmery cloud disapates to reveal......>

Stolen Chiken!

"You can change Minx's name, but she's still a Minx!"

[Anonymous]

LOL Minx

We need you to register your Chiken name and post with it so that we can do perms and the such.

[Anonymous]

Man I missed it, I woulda suggested BITCHChiken

[Minx]

:shocked:
God, GS, what did I do to piss you off?
Got off of a f**king long day of work at 2am, came home, spent 30 minutes with my hubby before he's out the door for a 3 hr drive to work, then back again before 4pm so I can go to work by 530: its almost 4am, Im exhausted but cant sleep, Lil Theif will be up in 3 hrs and I CAN'T SLEEP, and I see that shit..
well F**K you too, GS.. I guess I'll live up to that name you pinned on me.
Dont mind me, tho, Im just a bitch.
You really did pick the wrong time to post that, GS, just pour that lemon juice on the paper cut.
:fingers: :finger2: :finger:
oh, and
:moon: too, just cuz Im a bitch.

[Anonymous]

Bawk!

[Minx]

screw the new name thingy, Im tired, I'll try it tomorrow when I can actually focus on words..

[Anonymous]

Gunslingers a dumb head

[Fanatic]

BAWK!

Welcome to the coup Minx and soon to be named .....chiken.

Fanatic

[Minx]

Thanks, Stealth and Fanantic..
3 hrs sleep and Im SOOO much better, NOT.. gunna go crash and burn now..

[Stolen Chiken]

Minx = Stolen Chiken

:band: yeah for me!

much Bawkage to all.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

welcome minx

tell thief no more boom boom til he commits

[BasT]

ROTFLMAO

[Stolen Chiken]

LOL PeeK.

[Anonymous]

Gunslingers still a dumb head...