cat joke

[peekaboochiken]

whats got two legs and bleeds?


half a cat

[Snake-Chiken]

I want the 20 seconds of my life you stole from me

[DruidChiken]

u are getting sicker lol

[Anonymous]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"

[Papa Theif]

I dare you to tell that joke to my cat and walk away with all limbs intact.

[Minx]

yeah, he's not nicknamed, "psycho kitty" for nuffin!
~ altho after his recent "prison break" attempts, Im sure you wouldnt mind Neko getting his ass kicked a little.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

thief, minx

he's a CAT, he no speeka de eenglish

Do cats always land on their feet??

NO!

[Papa Theif]

Oh you are right, they don't speak english at all, they understand it just fine though.

Neko, my wonderful cat doesn't need to speak, he can inspire fear by just staring at you.

Just ask slinger, he has heard first hand stories of the terrors Neko has brought upon others.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

i'll ask, but i can honestly say i've never been afraid of pussy

[PherdnutChiken]

You know, there are technically still four legs. The cat just happens to be in two pieces.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk

okay, i dont like cats as a rule (one of them tried to kill me when i was a baby) but i like attitide, so i'll make neko an acception and no more cat jokes

[Baglunch-Chiken]

"Alberta's so flat, you can see your dog run away for three days."

Whoops... not a CAT joke!